| #thingsmygirlssay What do you mean there might be blackouts this winter? Do I have to turn off all my lights, or wi… https://t.co/FSCc2ohOaW (07 Nov 2022,21:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Bath gives me Tory vibes (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: ...and we'll be next to the buffet carriage (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't understand wind speed and wind gusts and what miles per hour feels like. All I want to kn… https://t.co/IkLfTflqbg (18 Feb 2022,11:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Don't forget, you'll be racing against other people who've had driving lessons or actually pa… https://t.co/KPFLHw4zOQ (28 Jan 2022,18:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My friend was showing me how she wraps presents, all boujee. She uses ribbons and stuff, and thos… https://t.co/EcJEAKLWn6 (09 Dec 2021,16:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My friends measured me the other day. I'm 5 foot 2.2inches. I'm gutted, I can't even round it up to 5 foot 2 and a half! (03 Dec 2021,20:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can I have just apple crumble for lunch? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: So how old is this lecturer? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate the opticians. They make me feel so stupid. "Can you read that?" "No" (02 Nov 2021,16:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I remember when you gave me garlic mushrooms. The vilest day of my life! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I could never work for Deliveroo. I'd just eat all the food (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay At least French words look like real words. Look, there's no vowels in first eight letters of that one! #Cardiff (18 Aug 2021,17:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is why you should get your ears pierced - you could look at the cool earrings. Look! Dinosaurs!! (09 Aug 2021,16:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That sign says "Danger. Weir." Does 'weir' mean mean danger in Cornish? (05 Aug 2021,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Him:...But did he go with them? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't make me do anything that means I have to move my eyebrows #sunburnt (04 Jul 2021,13:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A lad in my class said he couldn't do maths revision tonight for tomorrow's exam because of the f… https://t.co/yZVEtBHufL (29 Jun 2021,19:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: When that "It's Coming Home" song first came out, did we win? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you know what page I gave up on in the highway code? Horses. I've never seen a horse on the road. Pointless. (04 Jun 2021,20:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ok, I've checked out all the ice cream shops down this road. I'm getting one here because it has… https://t.co/6ugfsaCeYI (02 Jun 2021,08:37) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Him: How many times does the microwave beep when it's finished cooking? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: You should watch [film]. Almost everyone dies by the end. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we get a new telly, on the last day with the old telly, can we play wii without the wrist st… https://t.co/W0Jw7NyjUW (17 Apr 2021,14:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Your hair is TOO long! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you search for sitcom on Netflix, I've watched them all (24 Mar 2021,17:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What happens if I lie? #census (21 Mar 2021,22:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Remember I was surprised my phone unlocked when I used the finger with a plaster on the end? I've… https://t.co/P8VtQTl11Q (19 Mar 2021,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Have you ever seen Forrest Gump? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She hasn't done anything for Mother's day yet. Anyway, whatever she does won't be as good as what… https://t.co/XvnDchjJC2 (07 Mar 2021,16:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But plain popcorn is really healthy! It's basically just corn flakes (27 Feb 2021,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: But if your ankle hurts, why are you still running every day?! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay https://t.co/RroaYfgdcO (25 Feb 2021,16:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Oo, I've broken my nail clippers (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate how ankles move (18 Feb 2021,13:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I'm not giving anything up for lent! Last year I gave up exams, prom, holidays... (13 Feb 2021,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do we have a spare carrot? What do you mean "why"?! Look!! [pointing to all the snow] (24 Jan 2021,14:48) |
| #thingsmyfamilydebate "Why say 'half a dozen'? Why not just say 6?" "Because 'half a dozen' doesn't mean exactly 6.… https://t.co/yrX5QE8nSG (21 Jan 2021,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why not take the opportunity?! By your age I was on my second job (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I want to see a friend's name on the credits of this Netflix programme. Quick - how do I stop… https://t.co/Nn9vdc6di7 (16 Jan 2021,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well I guess me and Trump have something in common: we've both been kicked off Twitter (14 Jan 2021,21:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [To a horse] You still get to have a social life. You can't catch coronavirus. Not fair! (02 Jan 2021,20:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate six-day-ago-me. I've put all the rubbish chocolates at the start of this advent calendar. (06 Dec 2020,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: My signed CD is arriving tomorrow!! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This new vaccine needs to be stored frozen at -70degC ? What?! I'm not having anything that frozen going in my arm! (09 Nov 2020,19:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the point of twinned towns? (29 Oct 2020,15:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on, so I'd need to PHONE the receptionist to get an appointment to have the doctor PHONE me… https://t.co/uKecRqUzke (25 Oct 2020,18:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Is your thing cancelled this evening? (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: I was wondering about growing out my fringe (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I know the song "Jump". Glee did it. (07 Oct 2020,18:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I left half my pizza last night, so I can have it for breakfast and lunch today. Three meals for… https://t.co/UUjxMLisYs (04 Oct 2020,12:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You mustn't cook this meal anymore. The number of people in this house who like this meal has go… https://t.co/HpSBBaWCV8 (20 Sep 2020,18:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Now I'm in sixth form, I'm in the same year as Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Next year,… https://t.co/hbVSiRvaAq (12 Sep 2020,12:36) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Is that a boy spider? Are there girl and boy spiders? Do they both make webs? (05 Sep 2020,11:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I used to treat myself like a four year old at uni. I would chop up veg and hide it in my food so… https://t.co/VL42nTsS6f (01 Sep 2020,20:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look at all the vegetables I'm eating [in Chow Mein]! Never tell me what these vegetables are. If… https://t.co/nwvRrqVVbI (01 Sep 2020,20:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like birds. Anything that can fly and walk and swim is freaky. And the way they move thei… https://t.co/JXAjBQNlff (29 Aug 2020,12:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, why didn't you force me to be famous? It's not fair. I'd have lots of money and lots of shoes by now. (26 Aug 2020,20:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How long does it take for something to become history? Like, how long does it take for something… https://t.co/AFrYIxHuJs (23 Aug 2020,12:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: She said I'm cool! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Sultanas is such a posh word. They've only added sultanas to this so they don't have to use the word raisins. (19 Aug 2020,12:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: It is possible for you to send us something in the post from uni, even if it's a postcard (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: But seriously, what time do I need to get up? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: The group will be all my friends and a random new person (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A yurt? You're expecting me to stay in a yurt? You never told me this! I didn't give my permissio… https://t.co/q2UU584eeK (09 Aug 2020,21:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Do you wanna eat-in or takeaway? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: This survey says, at the start of lockdown, Brits spent 40% of their time awake watching tv/s… https://t.co/vrSN2nH3Dp (05 Aug 2020,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've done boring things today like change my doctor, register for postal votes, paid bills. I don… https://t.co/JeexVRv9mw (05 Aug 2020,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: If all the coronavirus restrictions went away instantly, what would you do tomorrow? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you do it for me, cos I can't...be bothered (31 Jul 2020,18:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Yes, I think your new jumper looks lovely, but isn't it too hot to wear a jumper today? (,) |
| #thingsmyfamilydebate Whether it's acceptable to fake cough, if someone doesn't leave enough room to walk past on the pavement. (15 Jul 2020,16:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: My new uni postcode is only two letters different from my old postcode, but it's got much pr… https://t.co/7s2K3D7x7Q (11 Jul 2020,19:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: It's not fair if you lot get takeaways and I still have to cook for myself! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I was a plant at the garden centre, I'd get picked. You wouldn't. (09 Jul 2020,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: What screen size is your laptop? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm warning you, I'll touch your glasses! It's my latest favourite threat. It works on all three… https://t.co/7hENAvIDsn (04 Jul 2020,21:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Her making dinner for the family] (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't call that a walk. How far is it? One song?! (28 Jun 2020,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Planning first shipping trip in months] So you're saying I should only touch stuff I want to buy… https://t.co/jAzXZ6512Q (24 Jun 2020,21:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I did a quiz with my friends. [Friend] did a round on Jen-eral knowledge, all about me. I got 4 out of 5. (21 Jun 2020,16:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You CAN live without ears (21 Jun 2020,12:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum! She says I'm not allowed to have Stitch socks, cos it's not my favourite film, but she wants… https://t.co/Bze1nYI31d (19 Jun 2020,19:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hold on, football is back on? What?! I can't get to sit close with my friends indoors, and footba… https://t.co/qopsdwhydM (18 Jun 2020,12:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't have a socially distanced results day! [Friend] is bound to cry, and I won't be able to give her a hug! (18 Jun 2020,12:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop it! Stop looking into the corner of the room as if you're looking into a reality TV camera!! (16 Jun 2020,18:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If this bug lasts until Christmas, it'll be ok. Santa can't catch it. He's so old, his immunity i… https://t.co/bglp6Osfz8 (14 Jun 2020,21:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I'm gonna buy some caterpillars to grow into butterflies (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay See, how good is that!? All drinks cans fit on top of each other. Why don't tins of food do that? (05 Jun 2020,12:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: There's a new safety feature on my phone. If I'm worried about my safety, it'll check in with… https://t.co/k50q4dU8Le (04 Jun 2020,17:33) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Him: I'm just watching an apocalyptic film. It's quite therapeutic (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, tell her! She can't shotgun the best chair two hours in advance! That's it! I'm shotgunning… https://t.co/wjc39BPKAw (28 May 2020,17:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Why are you filming me climb this tree?! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oops, I've been kicked out of the Dominoes website. I added way too many of the same item too fas… https://t.co/C7jnlqT0Bn (24 May 2020,16:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Mum, look how many clothes are in her smelly pile! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Both getting bored of being stuck in the house] https://t.co/R5OonOMIuO (19 May 2020,19:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You never got to burn any revision notes since you won't be doing any GCSE exams. Want to bur… https://t.co/PvtBhOLkAD (18 May 2020,18:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Being a celebrity at the moment must be optimum. They can finally go out the house without being… https://t.co/JfsqL4eV6A (10 May 2020,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've chosen to wear these bright pink socks today in advance of painting my nails bright pink. Wh… https://t.co/mQ5jORWCWX (10 May 2020,10:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You need to have a bit more purpose to your days! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't give someone a blown up balloon for their birthday during lockdown. It's a concentrated bomb of disease!! (07 May 2020,16:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Tell her that gargoyles CAN have legs! (04 May 2020,21:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Watching old vlogs they recorded together five years ago] Mum forced me to be friends with you.… https://t.co/Jxq6iedcBN (04 May 2020,21:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: If we do get this bug, it'll be ok cos I've brought home some cough medicine from uni. Excep… https://t.co/sBL8Vewtxh (29 Apr 2020,22:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Thank you for doing [chore] (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can I have cake? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But you didn't tell me I needed peel and cut the banana before I put it in the freezer! (25 Apr 2020,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I bet I can hit your head again before you can hit my head. (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Your daughters are arguing about knees (22 Apr 2020,22:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay These last two weeks, every day has felt the same. It's felt like a ... Thursday. (06 Apr 2020,15:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are they even doing the weather forecast any more? (05 Apr 2020,09:19) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Starting to notice that email and phone sign-offs are changing. It's gone from "stay safe" to "stay sane". (30 Mar 2020,15:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Need me to get you anything? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can I eat noodles for lunch? (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm thinking of having a "work hat", something to wear to indicate when I'm working, and I cou… https://t.co/897rGQR4A7 (22 Mar 2020,10:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So I've now tried all the different types of booze. Except beer. I refuse to try beer. It's basic… https://t.co/jItdM6D0sn (21 Mar 2020,15:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Concerned this might be her last night in her uni flat, having to leave early because of COVID v… https://t.co/Xj3diDM3H8 (20 Mar 2020,14:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's my last ever day at school tomorrow and they're banning shirt signing cos of social distancing 😭😭😭 (19 Mar 2020,15:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I have to do all my school lessons at home, I'm not doing PE by myself for an hour. I'll be on… https://t.co/vvDmmCvdJq (17 Mar 2020,08:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Wanna hear how COVID started? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I figured that if we're collectively going to get COVID, I might as well catch it in the club enjoying myself! (14 Mar 2020,15:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I make a proposition? Can I have some of the leftover cake? I'll tell you why. I don't want t… https://t.co/eDFDghJcAD (11 Mar 2020,21:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's only one food I've not got bored of having at uni: gravy! Gravy goes with everything. Wel… https://t.co/naXyddrzja (28 Feb 2020,18:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yes! I never have to do serious cooking ever again at school!! Well, actually, I never have to do… https://t.co/RM7gzvZcK9 (26 Feb 2020,17:23) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay [Looking through the family calendar] (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm clearly not a high maintenance teenager. I've got to nearly 16 and you've only just had to bu… https://t.co/GrkGcTjUci (17 Feb 2020,19:27) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: I hate programs that show spoilers at the start of the show. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: There's a button on Netflix to turn off auto-play (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This news story about Valentine's day cards for pets?! What, have they run out of real news? (14 Feb 2020,07:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Until you rip out my vocal chords, I can talk about whatever I want (13 Feb 2020,15:31) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays So when people are in quarantine for 14 days, they're given food, internet and Netflix? Can I… https://t.co/r8JakIYsxW (10 Feb 2020,18:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: These mocks you're doing this week, are they all past papers? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Can I borrow your copy of [book]? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I plan to take my Christmas decisions down! I'm going to bring my decorations home at E… https://t.co/H5s1K5CKXv (01 Feb 2020,15:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: This coronavirus...you do know the best way to avoid picking up infections, right? (,) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays People who say their religion is Jedi are just Buddhists with glow sticks (26 Jan 2020,12:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I am the cockiest person I know. Silently cocky. (22 Jan 2020,19:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I voted my friend to be "Most likely to be a cat lady", but I forgot she's allergic to cats. (20 Jan 2020,21:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I really like the view from my window during golden hour. (,) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays Horses only eat vegetarians. (18 Jan 2020,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When people are running, how can you tell if they're running for sport or running away from an at… https://t.co/F6fgxWq1pR (17 Jan 2020,19:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I've got a sleepover next weekend. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop leaving the empty After Eight wrappers in the box, you psychopath!! (05 Jan 2020,20:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I'm thinking about getting another ear piercing... (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Thanks for the offer [of an unwanted Christmas decoration], but it looks too classy for my collection of decorations. (04 Jan 2020,17:58) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: This decade is the decade I will officially move out of this home...probably...possibly (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really want to buy this, but I don't really need it. I'll just take a photo of it. It's almost… https://t.co/wRJ3vO59qX (28 Dec 2019,18:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I learnt in Geography that the North-South divide is between the River Seven and Humber. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I never eat between meals at uni. I only eat three meals a day: lunch, dinner and midnight snacks. (26 Dec 2019,19:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why are you doing [thing]?! (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I bet we're the only household who's left a blowtorch out for Santa (24 Dec 2019,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I have my own house, I'm going to have aggressive Christmas lights. All the rainbow lights.… https://t.co/Kw7XfXwnuY (24 Dec 2019,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Even if I had a 9am lecture, I never go into the kitchen. I can hear them all in there...being ha… https://t.co/5qLWTOlGFV (22 Dec 2019,15:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My light box only has two of some letters and not enough space for "Merry Christmas everyone". I'… https://t.co/xpdlXUKhZT (21 Dec 2019,19:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This [student accommodation kitchen] bin is like playing Buckeroo. (21 Dec 2019,13:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Oh, I love this episode of Friends!! (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays First rule of Christmas presents: Presents shouldn't be moved any closer to radiators than the gifter placed them. (17 Dec 2019,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does anyone actually buy the Radio Times apart from at Christmas? (16 Dec 2019,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on - I didn't think politicians could vote! It's pointless, they're only going to vote for themselves. (12 Dec 2019,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's every social media telling me I must vote?! I'm not allowed to vote!! (12 Dec 2019,17:49) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Him: I heard a man singing the Dogtanian theme today (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Genuine question: can I put lemon curd on cereal? (05 Dec 2019,19:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today I discovered there's a two hour program about football where all they do is pull numbers ou… https://t.co/r3fiCe4VgB (03 Dec 2019,19:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A Chomp is just a filled out Curly Wurly (03 Dec 2019,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ok, I'm scared now. There's more AI in the house than people. (26 Nov 2019,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Just got an email to try out for the University Challenge team - forgot that I'm the right age fo… https://t.co/dYnKu4RHlm (22 Nov 2019,14:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I remember coming to this arena before. We sat over there. And I was sick over there. (16 Nov 2019,19:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I made myself a chilli con carne with a packet mix. The packet said three chilli strength, but I… https://t.co/lzfZ84qTlS (10 Nov 2019,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay https://t.co/8TCYKIOYlE (08 Nov 2019,17:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What is it about bonfire night? All weekend I was happy to just add a jumper, but on fireworks ni… https://t.co/LxfTiamPY4 (05 Nov 2019,17:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to write an essay! But at least it's a Chemistry essay, not an English essay. I can use words I like. (04 Nov 2019,18:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't say I've had a whole week to prepare for this and then tell me off! I knew I had to pla… https://t.co/wHzgpk9IZA (03 Nov 2019,17:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It better not rain for remembrance parade next week. They can't cancel it for the rain, can they?… https://t.co/1Ttvp7RRsi (02 Nov 2019,10:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: It's two months to Christmas! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I spent 63% of my lessons in the exam hall this week!! (25 Oct 2019,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll just be two ticks...You do know how long a tick is, right? A tick is half as long as I need to take. (23 Oct 2019,18:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today I learnt about the four different levels of the atmosphere. I hadn't heard of three of them… https://t.co/HRj6ifRUK2 (22 Oct 2019,22:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know the definition of a good friend? Someone who has two instagram accounts, private and pub… https://t.co/rjF6BXnrZA (15 Oct 2019,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Shhh! My brain's working! ...And laughing isn't going to help me think either! (13 Oct 2019,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oh no! I missed my two year anniversary of wearing glasses! (09 Oct 2019,21:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can't we leave it cooking and go back to watching tv? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, hang on - THAT'S the "inside lane". Surely the inside lane is the one in the middle of the ro… https://t.co/Mw6aTHBRgB (06 Oct 2019,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's this vitamin bottle got a child-lock on it, if it's supposed to be for adults? (02 Oct 2019,16:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I wanna make Welsh cakes and Scotch pancakes. (,) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays Quiz question: Which movie is this film quote from? "We're gonna need a bigger boat" (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm almost packed. I've filled five boxes, plus my kitchen box and a bag of food. That's a bag of… https://t.co/k841BEq1xR (27 Sep 2019,12:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to reorganise my pens. I'm putting them into colour order, rather than brand. Oo, maybe… https://t.co/9slFk6z5L8 (26 Sep 2019,21:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: 🎵 NUTBUSH CITY, NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS 🎶 (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My sister has given me a disease, and she refuses to admit she's given it to me! Look at her! She's breathing everywhere! (21 Sep 2019,12:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How old is your friend? What do you mean you don't know?! Has she had a birthday since you've kno… https://t.co/e8CN1zzaLg (16 Sep 2019,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Do you like my new shoes? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the point of deadlines?! I'm happy to do all the work on the last day. If teachers want me… https://t.co/rGPWs3rqJP (14 Sep 2019,16:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: It'll be interesting to see what questions you call me to ask when you're at uni. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I know it's v early, but I've got myself an advent calendar. It's a bit expensive, but I've w… https://t.co/zf0p5shb4G (10 Sep 2019,12:23) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: Will your uni have anyone studying for medical degrees? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I'll make friends with people on my course at uni. Most of my time will spent in practi… https://t.co/O3f5ip3oN0 (04 Sep 2019,20:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I really want to pick this scab. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You're being very nonchalant about it. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: You can't call that a portion of fruit. A portion is the size of a handful. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: When you're at uni, I'm going to send you loads of post (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do bikers only wear black? I'd wear all pink. (26 Aug 2019,08:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really wanted an ice cream today. I saw a little girl with an ice cream and really wanted to st… https://t.co/hknyCH0JW2 (23 Aug 2019,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: This camping chair is broken - the arm has snapped off. We can't keep it. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I'm only copying your mannerisms cos I'm subjective. (,) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays If you want the boys to stop stealing your phone, stick a sanitary product on the back. Loo… https://t.co/gMKTGJMXPf (21 Aug 2019,12:10) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays If girls say they don't want a willy, they're lying. (20 Aug 2019,11:01) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays He's made himself a "nam" sandwich; nutella and ham. (19 Aug 2019,17:48) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays I think paranoia is the best way to prank someone. (19 Aug 2019,10:46) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays [To brother] That's not fair! If I kicked a ball at your face at home, you would cry! (18 Aug 2019,21:33) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays Why is 18 the age when you're classed old enough to be an adult? I feel it should be 37. (17 Aug 2019,14:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The other day, I was teaching my friends how to use their tongues as straws, to save the turtles. (16 Aug 2019,21:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Buy me [thing] (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wow! I've not tasted these for years! I'm getting flashbacks! Mum, you're gonna get sugar-puff fl… https://t.co/4mxQcWqt1X (12 Aug 2019,21:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My first instruction of the day was to "hoover the palace". What, all of it?! (10 Aug 2019,13:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: You know the best bit about running? I like running round corners (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Has [sister] gone out in her black denim jacket? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I swear they don't have YouTube in China. (05 Aug 2019,11:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I never understood the reading tests that told you "you have a reading age of ..." Is there a peak age for reading? (03 Aug 2019,21:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on, are you saying you stand facing the shower head when you're in the shower. What kind of psychopath are you?! (02 Aug 2019,15:16) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You know we have two yoga balls, well I've been thinking what kind of combat games we could play with them. (31 Jul 2019,20:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Grab his car keys and then drive his car away. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum said we were going out "mid-morning". I class morning as 7am to 12, so morning is 9:30am. You… https://t.co/09W5gFI3Cb (29 Jul 2019,09:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's different levels of poshness when you great someone. 'Sup is really too casual. Hi/hey is… https://t.co/hHn3yeBczE (27 Jul 2019,22:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: The local big supermarket has got rid of plastic bags for fruit and veg. You'll need to take… https://t.co/5TYi0FIMq0 (25 Jul 2019,12:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wait! Don't we get to vote if he gets to be Prime Minister?! (23 Jul 2019,14:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why isn't Equatorial Guinea next to Guinea? It's stupid! AND Papua New Guinea is on the other side of the world! (22 Jul 2019,17:14) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: Ahh, you do care about [friend]. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Something I need to know before I go shopping at uni: Will all medium cheese be in green packagin… https://t.co/SqNIXZzVjA (16 Jul 2019,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This World Cup cricket match, is it doubles? What?! It's not a stupid question. Every time I've p… https://t.co/G7seHLb7IT (14 Jul 2019,17:53) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays Where's the "commit war crimes" button in this game of Risk? (11 Jul 2019,21:19) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: So how long did it take you to realise why you couldn't see through your glasses? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Collecting your order from Argos is just like self-serve ordering at McDonald's...except you doin… https://t.co/VGlwTkoSZp (07 Jul 2019,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know when I'm older I want one of those standing mixers for the kitchen, and a pair of conver… https://t.co/858q7YyvBY (06 Jul 2019,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum! Tell her I haven't got rabies! (04 Jul 2019,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Pub quizzes are just exams that you choose to do for fun. (03 Jul 2019,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I won't need a kettle at uni. It's not just cos I don't drink hot drinks. If I had a kettle o… https://t.co/jxWgcnHmfM (02 Jul 2019,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why are you two talking in a stupid accent to each other? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Nah, she won't be able to answer your question sensibly... Called it! See, she's not answered, sh… https://t.co/p19UtfbKD7 (30 Jun 2019,18:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's a thinning mirror, isn't it. My nostrils are bigger then that. (27 Jun 2019,21:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: "Are you sure you know all the words?" (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Really hot weather is unbearable, but it's great for photos. It's like having a piercing - it's p… https://t.co/8OddHMlkcY (21 Jun 2019,21:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Now my exams are finally over, I can procrastinate without feeling guilty! (19 Jun 2019,16:15) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Doing work experience in a bookshop really tested my alphabet skills. (15 Jun 2019,16:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Why are you turning charging phones into a competition?! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Guess what maths graph I'm making with my arms. This is sin, this is cos, this is x^2, this is e,… https://t.co/3kSCWCxavV (11 Jun 2019,20:32) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays ...I suppose you don't care what you're wearing when you open the door. Having a doorbell that… https://t.co/u2XgjdrQ0C (09 Jun 2019,13:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've found a way to remember hydrophilic and electrophile. I just remember paedophiles like kids,… https://t.co/cPhZCl0VWJ (09 Jun 2019,13:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: If you get [food 1] and I get [food 2] then we can each have half of each. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wish my friend had sat that exam with us. She could've just sat there and daydreamed and helped… https://t.co/4JYEsOJAI8 (04 Jun 2019,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm almost as old as the oldest von Trapp child. (02 Jun 2019,12:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You say I should get some fresh air while I'm revising, but I've got my door shut and window open… https://t.co/czwyssf9vj (01 Jun 2019,12:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Learn from your sister's mistakes. Start studying for your GCSEs throughout the full school y… https://t.co/Da7lLIxs9r (30 May 2019,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What?! Yes, I am wearing pyjama trousers, but I didn't wear them last night, and I won't wear the… https://t.co/BRFB7pwWkE (28 May 2019,17:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do people put signs outside their house before an election? If I'd worked out who to vote for… https://t.co/nCOtdo5vfG (24 May 2019,09:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I'm gonna teach your kids how to play "yellow car" to wind you up. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Helping her plan meals] Me: What about breakfast? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This bowl says it's a "salad bowl". More like "popcorn bowl". (23 May 2019,11:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The reason we find babies cute is so we don't eat them, from when we were cavemen. (23 May 2019,11:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got rid of a few open tabs from my browser. After there was too many tabs to show, it showed… https://t.co/TVt2ZeLLpe (20 May 2019,21:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: If Eurovision comes to UK, who will the four presenters be? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She's just wearing duct-tape! #eurovision (18 May 2019,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This list of things to do is just me talking to my future self. (18 May 2019,19:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can we get my suitcase from the loft? What? It's only a week and 5 hours until I go. (15 May 2019,17:58) |
| #thingsatrusteesays Do you really want me to take the minutes in Latin? (13 May 2019,21:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: What does "town and gown" mean? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do we have two kidneys when we only need one? (09 May 2019,20:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm at an advantage in rounders. When they bowl at me, the ball has to be between my shoulders an… https://t.co/CwnMa8j0lp (08 May 2019,21:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't say I don't like sweet, it's just I prefer salty. It's the toffee ones or the caramel on… https://t.co/RkdcFc1d4O (07 May 2019,18:14) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays What percentage of our marriage has just been you laughing at something I've said or done? (06 May 2019,22:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's this bank holiday for? We've had Easter Monday, what's this one for? (06 May 2019,08:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I can't wait for summer. Parties all summer!! Party all night! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I keep Rick-rolling myself in a playlist shuffle. (02 May 2019,20:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Trying to pick who to vote for, for the first time]. Well this one has sent four leaflets, this… https://t.co/ZO3IWVT0Mv (30 Apr 2019,21:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Listen to this good tune, it's a melody. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course this is a country song! Watch my mouth while I sing. If my mouth does this, it's a country song. (26 Apr 2019,18:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How much cake do you want, Mum? Give me a value in radians, cos I'm trying to revise. (26 Apr 2019,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm never going through childbirth. I'm going to adopt someone who looks like me. (25 Apr 2019,21:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm pleased with the new name of the 118th element. Oganesson. Og. It means there's new words you… https://t.co/uwcni0ehLx (23 Apr 2019,19:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Do you want me to take the sick bucket away to clean? (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I tried to tie the bow, but I didn't want to decapitate the bunny's head. (21 Apr 2019,12:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Guten Freitag, meine Mutter. No, wait... Guten GUTEN Freitag (19 Apr 2019,09:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on, I can't threaten to call Childline any more!!.... I'll just threaten to sue you instead. (17 Apr 2019,20:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know I can buy a knife now. Can I get a gun? I can own land, buy me some land. I can become an… https://t.co/Qhxep53BPM (17 Apr 2019,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Now, if I go trampoline, I've got double the chance of ripping my ear off! (17 Apr 2019,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So if I hit her today, it's a child hitting a child. But if I hit her tomorrow, I'm an adult hitt… https://t.co/Khj2LPA2o9 (16 Apr 2019,22:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't show me a photo of Oxford and expect me to recognise where it is. It all looks exactly the same. (16 Apr 2019,21:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Do you want to make some popcorn? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm guessing my sister isn't in the house? It's very quiet and the internet is working speedy. (14 Apr 2019,19:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What?! I didn't think Premium Bonds were a real thing! I thought they only existed in monopoly! (11 Apr 2019,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've never heard this version... By your reaction, I'm assuming Queen did Under Pressure first. (11 Apr 2019,13:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [When you ask one sister to text the other. Personally, I like the use of the poo emoji when she'… https://t.co/XdWigfmFwc (09 Apr 2019,22:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like Les Miserable, but I don't think I'd read the book - look how thick it is! I'm going to lo… https://t.co/0xBvdkxHof (08 Apr 2019,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you stop in the middle of the corridor at change over time at school, you deserve to get tramp… https://t.co/AzOhv2YekN (07 Apr 2019,21:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Are you hot? We could make milkshakes. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's not fair! You're not allowed to win "find the most number of hidden special pasta shapes"… https://t.co/AcUhamtMcr (04 Apr 2019,18:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I don't blink! I'm just winking at the same time. (03 Apr 2019,20:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I recognize this song. It's Elton John, right? Was this after he left the Beatles? He was in the… https://t.co/JcsKfgYAIg (01 Apr 2019,22:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course "smooth" orange juice! We're not a disabled family. (30 Mar 2019,08:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Popcorn is the exact opposite of contractions in labour! Cooking popcorn gets more important as t… https://t.co/nzAGFv1KAw (26 Mar 2019,17:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Is there a difference between Americans calling people assholes, and British calling people ar… https://t.co/HJnCbqt3xP (25 Mar 2019,21:07) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I can't believe you're actually scheduling a tweet to be released after the watershed because of naughty words. (25 Mar 2019,20:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate the start of feeling ill - you don't know what you're actually gonna get. Like, will this… https://t.co/JGiFpcc2dg (24 Mar 2019,17:02) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Of course it was going to end up messy. You called the game "dodge egg". Clue's in the title!… https://t.co/f25W5FJHKI (22 Mar 2019,22:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You do realise there's cctv all around that can see you doing that! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to wait an entire extra day for my birthday next year because of the leap year! (20 Mar 2019,16:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I've given up chocolate for lent but I can still touch chocolate. I'm collecting up any I'm… https://t.co/7jmCLJBwhq (17 Mar 2019,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay £8.20 per hour! I could buy a pair of shoes per hour! Two pairs of shoes if I shop in the right place! (16 Mar 2019,19:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Going to the doctors is great! "Can I have some free legal drugs? ~ Yes sure, here you go" (15 Mar 2019,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I burnt my hand. After I'd put it under water, I thought what else I could put on it. So I put on… https://t.co/PRb8PBZ9ps (14 Mar 2019,17:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This website is asking me "Rate My Experience: How do you feel?" That's two different questions.… https://t.co/DEl1xzHmgM (13 Mar 2019,16:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One more year and you'll be able to get married...legally this time. (12 Mar 2019,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm now only two years younger than you." "That's not how time works!" (12 Mar 2019,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "It's been raining so hard on my bedroom window" "It HAS been raining on the windows downstairs t… https://t.co/6PDqf50754 (09 Mar 2019,22:35) |
| @scottcheeseman #thingsmyyouthgroupsay If it's an anagram, surely they have to spell the answer right. I'm not giving them the point. (08 Mar 2019,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can we make everyone do an IQ test before the quiz tonight? I'm serious. It'll make the teams fairer. (08 Mar 2019,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yeah, I know what the red light district means. It's something to do with the French Revolution..… https://t.co/UUfpPXQUOy (06 Mar 2019,21:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oo, oo, I've got a good idea - a pancake with banana, maple syrup and cinnamon... Mum, can you tr… https://t.co/2cIkFpudBA (05 Mar 2019,18:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay School is trying to look after our wellbeing leading up to exams. We have to talk to a member of… https://t.co/1gn317l2f5 (02 Mar 2019,17:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't do my mocks if I get this glass stuck on my hand. (27 Feb 2019,18:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I learnt today I was lied to during GCSEs - I've now learnt the real fact for A-level, and I don'… https://t.co/10lTfACUYq (26 Feb 2019,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've decided to take a Zen attitude to any changes free social media apps make. If I'm not paying… https://t.co/Tc4lRKRhWz (23 Feb 2019,19:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look, the next birthday card you have to buy me is in the next aisle. I'm no longer in the 8 to 1… https://t.co/ebP9uF2Ghf (21 Feb 2019,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have a predicament. My hair is rank, so I need a shower. But I've run out of shampoo. But my ha… https://t.co/vzyeS2tmJA (20 Feb 2019,12:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't understand making pasta. You make a squishy dough, then dry it hard, but then you cook it… https://t.co/EpGO1ksLdA (19 Feb 2019,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not going to give up anything for lent, I've already given up lots of naughty foods for bante… https://t.co/KGwJbTm4GZ (17 Feb 2019,17:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is air-conditioning shortened to A/C? It's not spelt "air/conditioning". (17 Feb 2019,09:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Alcohol is stupid. It affects your health, so it makes your life shorter. And while you're drunk,… https://t.co/umkvri1sRx (15 Feb 2019,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Those kids wind me up" "Do you not consider yourself a kid?" "No, year 7's are ratting little kids. I'm a teenager" (11 Feb 2019,22:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: What is happiness? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (2/2) (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (1/2) (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [No water supply in some of our area, but the school is unaffected] So I can still take my pot noodle to school??!! (08 Feb 2019,07:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you know my two favourite Michael Jackson songs? First one is "Uptown Girl"... (06 Feb 2019,21:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't mean most of the adjectives I use. I use hyperbole for comedic effect. (05 Feb 2019,17:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I feel so boring when I'm not wearing any of my fun shoes. (03 Feb 2019,18:25) |
| #thingstheyouthworkersays It's probably illegal to zip tie kids to chairs. (01 Feb 2019,19:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have you seen how high the temperature is?! What I mean is, have you seen how much the temperature isn't? (31 Jan 2019,11:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I already know the kind of things I'll be messaging you from uni "I've just bought this frozen th… https://t.co/eJ8PtWv1gu (30 Jan 2019,16:57) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: Do you want to see my impression of a chromosome? Look! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: "I won't be able to afford that. June is in my skint season." (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Trying to work out number of hours sleep] Midnight throws me. It's not real maths to count back from 1 to 12. (27 Jan 2019,17:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to carry a sleeping bag AND a pillow. I'm gonna look homeless! (25 Jan 2019,18:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, did you apply for uni online? Then how did you apply? By post?! (23 Jan 2019,20:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know we're reading Romeo and Juliet in class? Well, at lunchtime we acted out the death scene… https://t.co/bEsYbpS1VZ (23 Jan 2019,20:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oh, no. The pavements are really slippery this morning. I have trouble suppressing my giggles if… https://t.co/8tp9JL0uzF (22 Jan 2019,08:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Lying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs, avoiding study] If I fell down the stairs, this… https://t.co/EoRFp2nK0E (19 Jan 2019,22:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why have I never seen this film before? It's rubbish! *claps hands in glee (*18 Jan 2019,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm yet to find a song I can't "zum-zum" along to. (16 Jan 2019,22:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you get me another one of these from the shops? I can't remember what it's called. Yes, I kno… https://t.co/ABaQZYNY85 (14 Jan 2019,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I imagine electrons as people, jumping about when they're happy, happiest when they're with other… https://t.co/GoYxs9phGI (13 Jan 2019,21:41) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay "In five seconds, name three animals that jump" "Er, er.. kangaroo! Zebra!! HIPPO!!!" (11 Jan 2019,20:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I was cold this morning so I've straightened my hair for the first time in months. I'm all warmed up now! (10 Jan 2019,08:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I've measured the heel of my boot - it's one inch. It matters! I'm 5 foot THREE and a half now! (08 Jan 2019,19:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But Mum! I've not had pizza all year!! (07 Jan 2019,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We've had Gen X and Gen Y. What happens after Gen Z? (06 Jan 2019,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: What does 'refectory' mean? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I thought you planned to study all morning? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No! There's no way the Christmas tree is coming down today! It's even earlier than we legally have to!! (02 Jan 2019,21:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't wait to be alive in the 22nd century. But "22nd" looks ugly, so I'll complain about it al… https://t.co/VV0j6rj5tL (01 Jan 2019,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm doing my A-Levels next year. NEXT year. Not yet. (31 Dec 2018,11:57) |
| #thingsiadjudicate What's the difference between money and currency? Is Jabba The Hutt's surname Hutt? Can a horse float? (31 Dec 2018,11:15) |
| #thingsmyfamilyargueabout Whether it's racist or "hairist" to make fun of gingers. (29 Dec 2018,19:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Here, can you hold this until we get to the till? I'm trying to make you look stupid as if you're… https://t.co/70mvzXE23a (29 Dec 2018,14:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Quiz question: In "A Christmas Carol", who was Scrooge's dead business partner? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Don't kick her! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 😱 There's 5 whole centimetres of air at the top of this Pringles tube. (25 Dec 2018,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does the Queen do her speech live? (25 Dec 2018,13:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I just asked Google "what day is it?", and it told me "it's Tuesday" !!! (25 Dec 2018,07:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People with epilepsy must have a hard time at Christmas, what with all the flashing decorations. (24 Dec 2018,19:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want to move to Australia. Christmas would start earlier! (24 Dec 2018,09:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yeah I have! I've left Oxfordshire in the last month... Wait, is Bicester in Oxfordshire? (23 Dec 2018,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Is that box a Christmas present for me? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Did you take down the Christmas decorations in your study room? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Friday's not for thinking! (21 Dec 2018,13:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My friend hasn't seen Home Alone! I'll have to give her a Movication. I just made up that word - it's a movie-education. (19 Dec 2018,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got the right answer. Ok, yes I cheated and wrote it down after you said it. But can I have half mark? Quarter mark?? (18 Dec 2018,16:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Why doesn't our tree have bells? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I played monopoly with a weird set - you had a machine to keep track of your money. So much harder to cheat! (14 Dec 2018,16:12) |
| #thingsmyworkcolleaguesays Is there a limited on the number of professors allowed on a quiz team? (13 Dec 2018,20:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do you pronounce S-I-O-B-H-A-N? ... What?! I'm never going to make friends with a Siobhan - I… https://t.co/OC17o7o5GP (12 Dec 2018,17:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I didn't eat the sprout! She put it on my plate without my permission. It was a non-consensual sprout! (08 Dec 2018,22:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to photoshop Wally out of a few Where's Wally pictures and make a book for kids. Parent… https://t.co/y58keYGrsZ (05 Dec 2018,16:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is pigs-in-blankets only for Christmas meals and not normal meals? (04 Dec 2018,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you're planning Christmas food, add gravy next to every meal on the list. I really like gravy.… https://t.co/mCVGuBSmYH (04 Dec 2018,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My three ginger friends don't think they're ginger. One thinks she's auburn, one thinks she's red… https://t.co/EDj6zpvmrD (03 Dec 2018,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: But Mum!! When can I eat my advent chocolate? (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Well that's something we haven't tried before. Maybe that's something you only try in your third decade of marriage. (30 Nov 2018,21:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't be stupid. I've never seen anyone in chemistry wearing a mask to protect from fumes. You just don't breathe it in. (30 Nov 2018,16:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't think I won't bite your elbow!! (29 Nov 2018,18:13) |
| #thingsmyfamilyargueabout The rules for Whammageddon (26 Nov 2018,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't tell me off if what I'm doing is making you giggle. (25 Nov 2018,20:41) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why do you still carry your padlock from your locker in your blazer pocket?! (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: ...and its on 1st December (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: When I go to uni, can you pack me off with some tinsel? I won't be able to buy it as a stude… https://t.co/Ellb5pnpXY (16 Nov 2018,22:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do we have silent letters in words? (15 Nov 2018,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to name my future child May. That's short for Mayonnaise. (13 Nov 2018,19:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Food that goes mushy is wrong. Carrots are supposed to be crunchy, not cooked and mushy. Apples a… https://t.co/nqAHg6y2va (12 Nov 2018,17:46) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay This student accommodation says the beds are 4 foot. In which direction? (10 Nov 2018,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate it when people have matching decorations at Christmas, cos it means they've chosen to walk… https://t.co/10dtAduwEB (08 Nov 2018,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've learnt a lot more flame colours of chemicals in chemistry since last year's fireworks display. (05 Nov 2018,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's becoming a Christmas tradition for me to do mocks. I even have to take my jingle bells off c… https://t.co/aAnhG0miQ3 (04 Nov 2018,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But mum, she deserves to be hit. She tried to force me to dab! (04 Nov 2018,13:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Not sure if I'd risk cooking this for guests. Her: If it works, you can call it souffle. If i… https://t.co/qpjMqvlZXd (03 Nov 2018,21:02) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I know this group [the B-52s]. They're the ones that stand in a line and the blokes pull the girls skirts off, right? (30 Oct 2018,18:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did all the other countries change their clocks last night? Why not? (28 Oct 2018,18:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You two are older than high-fives. High-fives were invented in 1977... And baby carrots. 1986. (28 Oct 2018,13:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Do you need to pay a toll when you drive to Dublin? Me: What do you mean?! Her: You know, wh… https://t.co/VNv2MN1nW4 (27 Oct 2018,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's soda bread? Does it actually contain soda?? Like coke or something? (26 Oct 2018,10:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't really say the diplodocus is that long. It's mostly tail, and it's a really thin tail,… https://t.co/qTIuPZbQez (25 Oct 2018,19:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Will they drive on the wrong side of the road in Dublin? Stop laughing! It's a different country! (25 Oct 2018,14:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm the only person in the house who's name can be spelt using the periodic table of elements...… https://t.co/Py1oxwys0y (21 Oct 2018,17:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I dared to say I only have jam on scones. Both jam-first and cream-first stopped arguing with each other and turned on me! (21 Oct 2018,13:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we go to the Titanic museum in Belfast, will we be able to see the actual.... Oh no, wait, I remember. (20 Oct 2018,15:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you get a dashcam for the car, make sure it doesn't record sound. I sing in the car, and say stupid things. (19 Oct 2018,21:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yeah, I agree, winter is a bit grey. But you can BE colour. And wear jingle bells. (17 Oct 2018,19:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In revenge, I'm going to put a corn flake in your glove! Good luck getting that crunchy boy out! (16 Oct 2018,21:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Some people are nicer drunk. They should turn up to school drunk and I'd get on better with them. (14 Oct 2018,19:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know what the worst thing ever is? Wearing lip balm on a windy day. (13 Oct 2018,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Whenever I write October, it looks wrong. Not enough letters. (13 Oct 2018,16:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't believe you were alive when people wore double denim un-ironically. (11 Oct 2018,15:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Which film is this song from? Not Elf?! It sounds like it should be an Elf-ish song, with all the fun bum-bum-bums (10 Oct 2018,19:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've just realised...there's been no new swear words in my lifetime....! (07 Oct 2018,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: What type of coat are you looking for? Her: Something warm. Basically a blanket I can wear. (06 Oct 2018,13:00) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Stop strangling each other, and let me look classy (05 Oct 2018,20:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... I mean those tacky shops in Oxford. You know the ones - the ones that are half Oxford Uni tat… https://t.co/PG0lFGlj4a (05 Oct 2018,18:38) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays There's something about millionaire shortbread. Its the right mix of chocolate, biscuit and ca… https://t.co/hniXspYHjC (04 Oct 2018,20:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Those are my favourite three pandemics: Black Death, Plague (sorry, the Great Plague) and then Ebola. (02 Oct 2018,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to photoshop Wally out of a few Where's Wally pictures and make a book for kids. Parent… https://t.co/DptV9MrDh9 (30 Sep 2018,18:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no way I'm taking a paper map to London. I've got a map on my phone. In a real emergency… https://t.co/UToSfpOOuL (28 Sep 2018,17:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I knew that would happen. I'm side-kick. (26 Sep 2018,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yeah, ok, I'll admit that biology is a bit of a wet subject compared to physics. But at least you… https://t.co/nShfGL5FkA (25 Sep 2018,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "That's ominous" "What's that mean?" "I don't have to tell you. It's in my vocabulary because I k… https://t.co/I9zVUAssoT (24 Sep 2018,16:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Which candle smell do you like best? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay IT'S THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER! I have to play this tune. If I die on 21st September, play this at m… https://t.co/Wjdp9m6lSP (21 Sep 2018,15:56) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to a friends for lunch, well it'll be very late lunch. What's that called? What's the opposite of brunch? (17 Sep 2018,19:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hurt my finger playing a game. Look at my finger. Mum! CARE!!! (16 Sep 2018,21:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do train drivers have to steer? (15 Sep 2018,16:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I learnt all about cones and rods today. I can't wait until it's dark! I'm gonna go look at the s… https://t.co/jQaN9zqs58 (14 Sep 2018,22:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have you seen the weather?! It's currently 4degC! I don't know what to wear! *whispers* I know ex… https://t.co/VFfaZMtj2c (13 Sep 2018,07:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "You haven't wished me a happy half birthday" "Yes I did! I said 'happy...' " (12 Sep 2018,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you imagine if asthma was contagious? (12 Sep 2018,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate having clever parents - you don't let me get away with telling a joke. (11 Sep 2018,20:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I get to eat the last piece of cake! I made sure I did every bit of cooking myself and wouldn… https://t.co/oml0vjSsg9 (09 Sep 2018,20:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Eyelashes don't move with gravity. Look. When I hold my head upside down, my hair obeys gravity, but my eyelashes don't. (07 Sep 2018,22:25) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I've ordered a present for our nephew - it's a Playmobil "Police Roadblock". You know the spik… https://t.co/NfBAt2u90Y (04 Sep 2018,19:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: "I want to make lasagne from scratch, including the pasta" (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm too old now, but you two can still legally change my sister's name. Please change her name to Brad. (02 Sep 2018,18:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do they have to check my bag? My bag is so neat - they move stuff around and mess everything… https://t.co/77qwhNJHDN (01 Sep 2018,18:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: If something's on sale, it's not "for free"! (,) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I always have two alarms on my phone, 15 minutes apart. The first one is "well done, you're awake… https://t.co/4ltTqf4Iis (28 Aug 2018,15:15) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You can't put airquotes around 'Dad'!! Like "Thanks for taking me shopping 'Dad' " (26 Aug 2018,13:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going for a walk. I've planned my route based on my friends houses, so I can get Wi-Fi as a walk past. (25 Aug 2018,19:28) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Do we say "amen" because it comes from a time before women had the vote, and women weren't as important as men? (22 Aug 2018,13:31) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay "I could teach you poker but we've not got any chips" "I've got some love heart sweets we could use" (21 Aug 2018,10:51) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay "Tell her the Carlos joke" "What do you call a Mexican who couldn't find his car?" (21 Aug 2018,09:36) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila (21 Aug 2018,09:34) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay He looks like a squirrel. But squirrels are awfully cute. (20 Aug 2018,21:27) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Do you plan a midlife crisis, or do you just wake up one day and you just choose to do it? (20 Aug 2018,13:43) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I've got a sore neck. My skeleton feels likes it's going to hatch out of my skin. You know what I mean, right? [No!] (19 Aug 2018,10:33) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Do fish see water around them, like how we don't see air? Do fish see air bubbles like we see water? (19 Aug 2018,10:32) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I told my parents I want a two children, one of each sex. They told me these days having one… https://t.co/qDlI9i8NkW (18 Aug 2018,23:42) |
| #thingsagroupofgirlssay [A group of 17 year old girls chatting while playing Mario Kart, all of them currently lear… https://t.co/CfZuRpfLmu (17 Aug 2018,19:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well obviously we're stopping at McDonald's this time. And make sure it's a proper stop, not just… https://t.co/s6j2tuRzki (16 Aug 2018,21:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there's an earthquake, I want to be in an amusement arcade. (14 Aug 2018,09:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Please can I power-wash something? Anything? Please? For my birthday? (13 Aug 2018,08:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Why do you have a slice of lemon and I don't? Me: Cos I've got fish. Her: But what if I want lemony chicken nuggets? (11 Aug 2018,17:22) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not going to argue with you cos you're wrong. (08 Aug 2018,07:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's not breaking the law if no-one finds out. (06 Aug 2018,07:11) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Stop teasing her about taking Geography. Her: BUT SHE'S SPENT THE LAST TERM COLOURING IN ROCKS. (04 Aug 2018,09:49) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay How can I iron this? I mean without actually using an iron. Can I use hair straighteners? (02 Aug 2018,07:28) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Even after being married for all this time, I'm still impressed by your ability to burp on dem… https://t.co/0ekFGFWtbl (30 Jul 2018,20:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay On a driving test, do you need to show you can fill up the petrol? ... Why not? They should test… https://t.co/ogDRBywLfb (30 Jul 2018,17:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Some food smells better than it tastes, like bacon or bread. (29 Jul 2018,16:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "We've got to wait 50 minutes?! That's a third of Titanic!!" "Since when is the Titanic film a unit of time?" (27 Jul 2018,20:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the temperature going to be today? What's that in Fahrenheit? I could get a Snapchat trophy of it gets over 100F (26 Jul 2018,08:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ...and I had to decide quickly whether to let go of the punting stick or hold onto the stick & fa… https://t.co/udtvqhcVId (24 Jul 2018,18:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the plural of goose is geese, then the plural of moose should be meese. And the plural of house should be heese. (22 Jul 2018,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today I had to put a condom on a fake penis AND I had to cut up a lamb's heart. I preferred the s… https://t.co/cUwTOgAbVw (20 Jul 2018,15:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I'm throwing out this High School Musical dance mat. Her: Are you kidding?! That's the only e… https://t.co/CRPP7P8SEF (18 Jul 2018,18:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's your favourite blood vessel? (16 Jul 2018,22:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How did you find cinema times before the internet? (15 Jul 2018,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've thought of a new cooking show where the judges are 7 year olds: "Yours isn't pink enough" "U… https://t.co/F3EG4jqch5 (14 Jul 2018,18:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: You and me are in the final for our family World Cup sweepstakes. Do you know how to say "It… https://t.co/46Egfff7T8 (13 Jul 2018,17:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You never really talk about which celebrities you've had a crush on...? Her: I've only watche… https://t.co/THkP9vbDy6 (10 Jul 2018,17:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I die, I want to be buried by people singing the mining song from Snow White: "We dig, dig d… https://t.co/nQsj4bjjGF (09 Jul 2018,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Some people are blessed with social skills, some people are blessed with the ability to learn soc… https://t.co/8lkUvTIg28 (09 Jul 2018,15:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I ever get to the point where I'm really old and walking slow, don't take me anywhere. Oh wait… https://t.co/6N4Hcau29g (08 Jul 2018,15:47) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay Because of my sunburn, it hurts when I raise my eyebrow. Only on one side though. (05 Jul 2018,20:37) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays The thing about this mp3 memory stick is it's got all my dirty little secrets on it, like The Best of Kim Wilde album. (05 Jul 2018,00:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why are you standing so close to the front of the house? We need to go. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we go on long drives, I look out the window and work out the LPM.... That's Lorries Per Minute. (30 Jun 2018,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would happen if I put this suncream on you? ... But it says it's "for kids". Would it still work on you? (29 Jun 2018,18:21) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: So it's the important England game coming up? Him: Well they're already through, so it's no… https://t.co/jeDoYIZwdT (27 Jun 2018,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlsargueabout Which Disney character has the most attitude: Stitch, the flying carpet from Aladdin or the horse from Tangled. (26 Jun 2018,21:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: For your mocks this week, is there anything I can do to help? Emotionally, mentally, physical… https://t.co/a8cMoodr66 (24 Jun 2018,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: "When you're a student, you won't be buying food that serves 3 to 4 people" Her: "Yeah I will… https://t.co/tHgUrlp7C9 (23 Jun 2018,20:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum! Help solve an argument. Are they called flip-flops or flop-flips? (22 Jun 2018,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's a sign at school telling the year 7's not to drink ink. I'm going to be a rubbish teacher - I'd just laugh! (22 Jun 2018,15:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Concerts didn't exist when you were little. You just had Top of the Pops. And black & white tv. Y… https://t.co/67IsFDv0jS (21 Jun 2018,21:42) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay Why's it "Ocean's 8"? I swear there was an Ocean's 11. Why haven't they done them in order? (17 Jun 2018,16:49) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I can't solely base my university decision on how Instagrammable the graduation location photos w… https://t.co/E4oAsezkbc (16 Jun 2018,09:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What time are we leaving? Cos I want to show you something. I'll need a yoga ball and your help. (15 Jun 2018,18:41) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay You want to learn about cells? Tough. I've made this poster for revision and it's going on the to… https://t.co/gh5IYgFa7q (11 Jun 2018,21:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't understand. There's no prize for filling that a book of Panini football stickers. It's a… https://t.co/VbkjW9O1Re (09 Jun 2018,12:56) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay She's poked me twice. That's consistent, so it's officially bullying. Once is abuse. Twice is consistent so it's bullying. (08 Jun 2018,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Thank you for getting out my way when I coughed disapprovingly at you. (07 Jun 2018,22:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can imagine myself at 18, and I can imagine myself at 80, but I can't imagine myself between 20 and 40. (06 Jun 2018,18:47) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay We should make our own Chance cards for Monopoly: "Throw all your money in the air, everyone gra… https://t.co/0NdvC7W5CO (04 Jun 2018,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay An anklet goes on your ankle, right? So why's it called a bracelet not a wristlet? Stop laughing… https://t.co/OPPVtzP37z (03 Jun 2018,20:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is a very full breakfast buffet menu, but do you know what's missing? They should add "Last… https://t.co/CwSemklT7S (01 Jun 2018,08:29) |
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| #thingsmygirlssay I'm playing this game on my phone. I've been searching for a book for ages, but it got stolen ins… https://t.co/GESd5FZ2tS (30 May 2018,18:14) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: How much of your cake do you want? Him: About 90-ish Her: Degrees or percent?! (28 May 2018,19:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You're well old. You were born in the 19-hundreds. You were born in the same century that Queen Victoria was alive. (28 May 2018,12:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How often are bank holidays?! I swear we just had one. (28 May 2018,11:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad, can I draw some henna on your reclining hairline? (27 May 2018,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I could never get a large tattoo - I'd never be able to stay still long enough... unless I was asleep. (27 May 2018,15:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've cut down the time it takes to take my eye makeup off. I usually do one eye at a time, but I'… https://t.co/AzzKiZFt8c (26 May 2018,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Happy Anniversary! Did she say happy anniversary? No? Excellent - I win! I'm the better daughter! (24 May 2018,07:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Have!" "Haven't!" "Have!" "Haven't!" "Have!" "Haven't!" "Have!" "Haven't!" "Have!" "Haven't!" "H… https://t.co/XS9UbehyXH (23 May 2018,18:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: "...so while I was writing up my notes..." Other her: "Wait!? You were doing work during lun… https://t.co/TxBB49TzST (23 May 2018,15:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I saw something I wanted to show you, but I didn't have my camera. So I blinked hard to "take a photo". (21 May 2018,20:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Here, look at this on my phone...Why do you ALWAYS close your eyes when I ask you to look at something on my phone?! (19 May 2018,13:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does the Queen do when everyone sings the National Anthem? It's like when people sing Happy Birthday to you. (19 May 2018,13:09) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You're going to have to stop stealing my thunder by telling the girls things before I get home… https://t.co/Fwe2a8Oahy (18 May 2018,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do you like my new sunglasses?" "Yeah, I can see myself reflected in them" (17 May 2018,18:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop complaining about your pain. I could you bite you and it would hurt more. You can only compl… https://t.co/jScUKNxXZ9 (15 May 2018,20:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like the word "microorganism", with it's double oo. It makes me uncomfortable. It needs a… https://t.co/JJrSxcxW2p (14 May 2018,15:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm impressed the guitar colour matches her lipstick and shoes #Eurovision (12 May 2018,21:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where are the weird, upbeat ones? #Eurovision (12 May 2018,21:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Looking at our professional engagement photo] Wait! Are you saying you wore that to the photo se… https://t.co/xU8lm71Hx6 (11 May 2018,18:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In chemistry, we're always told to pour the leftover chemicals down the same sink. Knowing what c… https://t.co/3Frwaw0g2j (11 May 2018,16:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What?! I am dressed formal. For an awards evening? I'm wearing this. For an interview? This. For… https://t.co/b68O852y5F (09 May 2018,20:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Get normal bread, nothing with "farm" in the title. I don't want farm bread...I know bread comes from a farm, but still. (07 May 2018,19:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I would be a really good fire-engine driver. I could just drive anywhere really fast and wouldn't… https://t.co/5euEJDoKp1 (06 May 2018,20:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today feels like a Sunday. Wednesday felt like a Friday, Thursday felt like a Monday or Tuesday,… https://t.co/XgPKYZybbx (05 May 2018,19:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The month hasn't got an "r" in it, so we can turn the heating off. Until September. (05 May 2018,10:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I had to do it. My sister threatened to block me on all forms of social media. (03 May 2018,16:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to sign-in when I go into sixth form after study leave, in case of fire. If there's a fire… https://t.co/EjxH7AAOco (01 May 2018,15:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I don't like peanuts. I don't like either of the words: pea OR nut. (30 Apr 2018,22:08) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: When was pi discovered? Him: A couple of years after I was born, maybe? Her: Really? You're older than pi?! (28 Apr 2018,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: ABBA are recording again? Are they all still alive? (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You really should do [stupid thing] this evening. You know, "things to do before you're 45". (27 Apr 2018,12:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Course I know where Aberdeen is. It's at the top, cos it's alphabetical. It just doesn't work for the rest of the country. (26 Apr 2018,19:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I text, I don't use full stops, I just use commas, cos that's how I feel I talk, non-stops without breaks (24 Apr 2018,15:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hope they don't name the new royal baby Albert, cos people copy royal names and we don't need a whole load of Alberts. (23 Apr 2018,17:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Why are you congratulating her? I knew that fact too. (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know they're supposed to be pyjama shorts, but if I never wear them in bed, Mum can't stop me wearing them outdoors. (22 Apr 2018,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Discussing surf board wax) "Is that a bikini wax?" (20 Apr 2018,20:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There isn't much physics in Disney films. (20 Apr 2018,18:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's a sixth form rule: "Dress appropriately for the workplace". Workplace is so vague. What i… https://t.co/M7Wvk8nLt9 (18 Apr 2018,15:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm looking in mirrors less and less. It's doing wonders for my self-confidence. I can basically imagine that I look fit. (17 Apr 2018,18:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't have a real bucket list. I pretend to have a mental list. If there's something I really w… https://t.co/US4RRx4UE9 (16 Apr 2018,18:41) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If we did get a Robotic Lawn Mower, we'd have to put a paint ball gun on the front (15 Apr 2018,12:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Job interviews to be a teacher will be easy. "Why do you want the job?" "To get six weeks holiday… https://t.co/deDqMKZ30n (14 Apr 2018,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's like when you don't have a cold you don't appreciate having a clear nose. Right now I realis… https://t.co/AqcBbErwEX (13 Apr 2018,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Imagine you knew a baby was colourblind. Couldn't you just teach them that red is green and green is red? (11 Apr 2018,13:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: It's National Sibling day - you have to be nice to me. Do you want a hug? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why isn't the thumb called a finger? It's the same thing even though it's got a different name. (09 Apr 2018,21:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've been wondering - why aren't there any drains in the motorway? Where does the rain go? (09 Apr 2018,21:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is so hard to do. How do cats lick up liquid with their tongues? I can't do it when I'm laughing! (08 Apr 2018,20:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want a pink house when I grow up. If it's not pink on the outside, it'll be pink on the inside. (06 Apr 2018,13:58) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays (cont.) ...what about the facial scanner that unlocks your phone? Would your eyes need to be open? (05 Apr 2018,19:49) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: "...well if I died, you wouldn't have access to my online accounts" Him: "Your fingerprint… https://t.co/9AMtPwoB4j (05 Apr 2018,19:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't force me to write that down! I'm going to write it with my left hand, cos then it won't be legal. (05 Apr 2018,09:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know how I'll pick friends at uni. I'll see how they act when they're drunk. If I don't like ho… https://t.co/phfDYi14f5 (04 Apr 2018,18:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No-one should be waiting for a train at that time in the morning! Trains shouldn't even be running at 7:30am!! (03 Apr 2018,21:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can I eat all my Easter eggs? (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, do you have an airhorn? (01 Apr 2018,15:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If someone claims to be sending me "Daily Llama Images" of course I'm going to block them! https://t.co/xB5HJKoiOD (01 Apr 2018,09:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm her favourite daughter! I was here first" "You weren't good enough so she had me" "She only… https://t.co/TzvTPwi0sq (30 Mar 2018,18:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why don't people have to ever retake their driving test, but a car has to have an MOT test every year? (29 Mar 2018,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've already decided what I want to do on my death bed - well as long as I'm not connected to a h… https://t.co/pOBy3nMFXp (27 Mar 2018,17:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I have some money? I've made a list of things I need. I've started the list with the most exp… https://t.co/owgVX16IXe (27 Mar 2018,08:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If someone says "so no-one told you life was gonna be this way" to you, YOU HAVE TO CLAP!! (26 Mar 2018,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This Easter egg says it contains some dark chocolate. Given the how small the amount actually is,… https://t.co/IthWUB0Sfa (25 Mar 2018,19:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How do you want your birthday cake? Her: Pink glitter cake. Over the top, but not tacky. Exac… https://t.co/2PxAbnbjid (24 Mar 2018,12:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For scattergories, I had to pick a city beginning with E. I put down Emmerdale - what? Stop laughing! (22 Mar 2018,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I was rebellious this morning. I didn't want to go to my first lesson. So I got to school five mi… https://t.co/WbK6KTyyaD (22 Mar 2018,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: If you can't identify the nerdy group in your year, you are the nerdy group! Her: I'm not a… https://t.co/x40dB6kEd6 (21 Mar 2018,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want to shout my reply to him but he's already typed in capitals. I know, I'll type I capitals AND bold. (20 Mar 2018,21:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Name your new server after me. Why not?! If you thought my name was good enough to last a lifetim… https://t.co/P89UzxTBJZ (19 Mar 2018,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to prove you wrong. I'm checking the internet... Stop looking over my shoulder! I'm not… https://t.co/diO2mDTeFj (17 Mar 2018,15:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Who puts coconut in brownies?!! (16 Mar 2018,16:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: So when I was changing my desk calendar to say Friday... (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I think I've worked out what it is I don't like about daffodils. They smell like wee. Is that… https://t.co/tmCAjTYrud (14 Mar 2018,18:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Quick! Look! Do I have a carpet imprint on my forehead? Wait there, I'll try again, perhaps on the side of my face. (14 Mar 2018,18:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What can I do now I'm 14? I can order a soft drink in a bar - YES! What about my sister's next bi… https://t.co/iLchnQFq5b (12 Mar 2018,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm the better daughter. I've been her daughter for longer! https://t.co/sHIuvpyh6T (11 Mar 2018,09:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't ask you ALL my stupid questions. I only ask you the stupid questions that I can't Google quick enough. (10 Mar 2018,12:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look! My hair is so curly! I love rain. (09 Mar 2018,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Fat thighs are good. If your phone slips while you're on the loo, it won't slip between your legs… https://t.co/vj8jc7VBUQ (08 Mar 2018,18:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't believe he's trying to correct your explanation of Mansplaining to you!! (07 Mar 2018,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The future of robotics is great. But I don't think robots will ever interpret human emotion from… https://t.co/0cQREpPPgz (06 Mar 2018,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't say "IRL" out loud in real life!! (05 Mar 2018,16:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Owning a house sounds complicated. I'm never moving out. Can you imagine if I never moved out?! (04 Mar 2018,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... I have to stop myself when I do that, cos I annoy myself. And I'm with myself all the time, s… https://t.co/Q3nfmySPXS (03 Mar 2018,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know I've given up chocolate for Lent, but it's really cold and I've had injections today. Hot… https://t.co/WPw35jRQAf (01 Mar 2018,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, I don't want to visit Australia - I don't like sweating. (28 Feb 2018,18:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know why people don't like dentists, but are ok with opticians. The dentist can tell you've not… https://t.co/vsm0C5cfHw (27 Feb 2018,18:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not having kids. I'll adopt. But not toddlers. Maybe age 10. No, maybe 13. Oo, not a teenager… https://t.co/4dVfXPDnqM (25 Feb 2018,17:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ow! The end of my hair was stuck in my eye! But the rest of my hair was stuck between my knee & t… https://t.co/yK3cqjeBAB (23 Feb 2018,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you stick your tongue out for a long time it starts to twitch and you can't control it. Look, watch... (22 Feb 2018,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm sure Easter chocolate is a bigger business than Valentine's. More people eat chocolate than are in love. (20 Feb 2018,17:35) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I've decided to give up cake for Lent... from right after lunch today... until 24th Feb when I'm going to a party. (18 Feb 2018,12:54) |
| #thingsmyniecesays (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are there no songs like that anymore? Agadoo, Cha-cha slide, Saturday Night, Macarena, Super… https://t.co/X812nj76FE (16 Feb 2018,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yes I know that's your left hand and I agree you think that's The Left and it's the left side of… https://t.co/xY7ZeMkYzH (15 Feb 2018,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I got rich, I wouldn't stay rich for long. I mean, if I was Bill Gates rich, I'd be back to this level within a week. (14 Feb 2018,17:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've not been ill since I started having an apple a day. My friend who's been having two oranges… https://t.co/D40ZhIXsEP (14 Feb 2018,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wanna hear my favourite elements? Stop laughing! You have your favourite numbers!! Carbon cos it'… https://t.co/fRdBfINT8z (13 Feb 2018,11:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you can only get an Olympic record at the Olympics, where can you get a world record? (11 Feb 2018,14:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do they give out medals at the winter Olympics? I just saw them hand out teddies. (10 Feb 2018,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got one of your hairs. I'm going to clone you. Then I'd have two of you to listen to my stories. (09 Feb 2018,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The reason I want to do chemistry at uni is cos I'll know how to blow things up. My threats will be more real. (07 Feb 2018,16:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would happen if you don't cough or sneeze and just keep it in? (06 Feb 2018,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wait to put my glasses on after my make up. I don't want mascara blink stains on my glasses. (04 Feb 2018,16:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Can I play Sims for a bit?" "Define a bit" "Until I get bored?" "NO!" (03 Feb 2018,21:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Got an idea for cinemas. Each person in the audience gets a 360 VR headset. They add an extra cha… https://t.co/kpbWSTBeuk (02 Feb 2018,15:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know how to get there! You go past the church, turn left or maybe right, past a pub (can't reme… https://t.co/8MjjXclXGF (01 Feb 2018,21:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Planning social life / lifts] https://t.co/4rmis3hnc0 (31 Jan 2018,18:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm infectious. Don't upset me, or I'll infect you. One little cough is all it'll take. I'm warning you. (30 Jan 2018,08:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not biting, I'm just holding my teeth on your skin. I'm not clamping. (28 Jan 2018,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look! I'm clapping with my feet! (27 Jan 2018,10:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Well, even sex pests need to have lunch. (26 Jan 2018,18:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's more land above the equator than below the equator. Is that why the earth tilts on its ax… https://t.co/DbiKZBmaEy (24 Jan 2018,20:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: "When you two girls both have children..." Her: "MY KIDS WILL BE BETTER THAN HER'S. Carry on..." (23 Jan 2018,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you live after having your tongue cut out? But you can't do anything. You can't talk or eat. Can you still breathe? (22 Jan 2018,21:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Snow. I hate snow. It's just rain in disguise. It looks pretty in your hair and on your clothes f… https://t.co/kFsoDAV7a3 (21 Jan 2018,09:46) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Why would learning to bounce ping-pong balls into large red cups be a useful thing to learn… https://t.co/qqPiuB40Ha (19 Jan 2018,19:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you're gonna give me a dirty look, at least look me straight in the eye. (19 Jan 2018,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Every one of my fingers is messy already and I haven't even started eating. That's the best food, innit? (18 Jan 2018,17:43) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays [Song on the radio "...left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek..."] I'm guessing they… https://t.co/CJ75By5TU2 (17 Jan 2018,21:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't need to write it down. I have a really good memory when I'm complaining. (17 Jan 2018,15:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What are you making meringue for?" "For eating straight out of the bowl... duh" (16 Jan 2018,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do you enjoy my banter, Mum?" "In small doses!" "It's lucky I'm small then, isn't it!" (14 Jan 2018,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't understand salad. I'm never eating salad, just in case it's my last ever meal. I want to… https://t.co/7D3157BgX6 (13 Jan 2018,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't buy these jeans. I'd have to shave my legs in the area under that rip AND my ankles in the winter. (12 Jan 2018,22:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I don't eat these remaining Christmas chocolates, I can keep the box here all year and I'll ha… https://t.co/7BGFPE6OvH (11 Jan 2018,18:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What I don't get about the end of Titanic... why didn't he swim off and find another bit of float… https://t.co/FdqPNP90sH (09 Jan 2018,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really enjoy Chemistry, it feels like magic. (08 Jan 2018,19:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why doesn't classical music have lyrics? (07 Jan 2018,17:41) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays The soundbar has a warning; it can't have anything weighing under 2kg sitting on top of it, el… https://t.co/XmaOW8r5Ay (06 Jan 2018,17:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: We HAVE to take the Christmas decs down today. Them: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But w… https://t.co/V1oqScvlOL (06 Jan 2018,13:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've remembered to bring a bag to put my shopping in. I'm matured! (05 Jan 2018,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you HAVE to move out the way for an ambulance? What if it's siren isn't going? What if I'm in a hurry too? (04 Jan 2018,18:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do people being bottles of wine to a party? Why do they want to get drunk? Do they not like who they are in real life? (02 Jan 2018,18:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's my life ambition - to hibernate. Surely I could build up to it. (02 Jan 2018,17:57) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays That teenage lad DID speak to me at the party last night - he asked me for the Wi-Fi password. (01 Jan 2018,11:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 2018 starts on a Monday. I like that. It's satisfyingly right. (31 Dec 2017,14:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How blind do you have to be to get a guide dog? You've got glasses - you're officially "partially sighted". (30 Dec 2017,13:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Calories don't count in December. Or the first hour of January. Or New Year brunch... (29 Dec 2017,12:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's it called contactless when the whole point is that you pay by making contact? (28 Dec 2017,14:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm wondering about setting up the fingerprint scanner on my phone to recognise my toe. My big toe, obviously. (27 Dec 2017,20:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course it'll be raining where we're going today, cos we're going north and it'll mean we're closer to the clouds. (27 Dec 2017,09:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look at all this icing! I'd be a great two-year old. (26 Dec 2017,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've learnt that Brussel sprouts contain sulphur! They're officially poisonous! (24 Dec 2017,19:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... Of course the wall won't have to float!! It'll be on pillars down to the bottom of the sea. A… https://t.co/7EGiePD5gr (24 Dec 2017,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Will Brexit mean we have a wall around the country? Well, it'll need to be out at sea so we can s… https://t.co/mzsgp0YzYb (24 Dec 2017,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Brexit means we can't trade food with other countries, we'll just have to eat potatoes as chip… https://t.co/eMErzaCTiQ (24 Dec 2017,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not talking to you, Dad. I'm talking to you through Mum, cos she's easier to negotiate with. (23 Dec 2017,18:53) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays She gets more cool points for identifying that this song was in Breakfast Club than you do for… https://t.co/qwmIYb5pDV (22 Dec 2017,12:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does Christmas Number One mean? Is it the song at number one over Christmas, or is it the best Christmassy tune? (22 Dec 2017,12:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's 4 days to Christmas! Well actually 3 days and just under 8 hours. Cos I am coming through to… https://t.co/XflDKoDXuK (21 Dec 2017,16:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There was a box of biscuits that had the nutritional value for each type of biscuit. We could have played top trumps! (21 Dec 2017,08:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I can use Christmas wrapping paper during the rest of the year! What kind of boring friends have you got?! (19 Dec 2017,16:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no point caring about people who aren't nice. (18 Dec 2017,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have you seen me write with my feet? It's well sick. It even looks eligible. (16 Dec 2017,15:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Cards.& stamps are so expensive. When I'm at uni, you won't get birthday cards from me. When you… https://t.co/YIJw1qx75t (16 Dec 2017,14:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Cos I've seen Star Wars before you, Dad, I can threaten you with spoilers all Christmas. (15 Dec 2017,18:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We made our teacher laugh today. We thought it would take all year, it's only taken three months! (14 Dec 2017,21:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We only decorated the front and roof of the gingerbread house, cos that's the only bits we planned to take photos of. (13 Dec 2017,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or Santa's workshop?" "Santa's workshop, obviously.… https://t.co/wIgiCgeUWa (12 Dec 2017,19:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Cash in your bitcoin, Mum! You can buy 466kg of chocolate with that! (11 Dec 2017,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay PLEASE can I wake my sister up by saying "Do you want to build a snowman?" Please! It's been my life's ambition!! (10 Dec 2017,08:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay LET ME SEE! THAT SOUNDS SO CUTE! Oh, I thought you said they're called Bunny Wee Oatcakes, not Bonnie. (08 Dec 2017,08:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That dress is really nice. But it just doesn't have enough material. (07 Dec 2017,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Look, we've got matching spots, in exactly the same place!" "I had that spot first - you're copying me!" (06 Dec 2017,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What I like about Christmas is that everyone tries. I mean, people put up a bat or two for Hallow… https://t.co/DI895nEuKR (05 Dec 2017,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How can I melt the thing you've made me? I mean, thank you! But how can I melt it? (03 Dec 2017,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've not had a mince pie yet this year. Well, to be accurate, I don't actually remember if I had… https://t.co/EQRlvWrU6k (03 Dec 2017,12:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One of my friends asked how old Jesus was when he died - they thought he was 4 months old cos tha… https://t.co/Vf3qP6LGLN (02 Dec 2017,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's impossible to be grumpy with my jingle bell anklet. Can you imagine me stomping upstairs, jingling all the way!? (01 Dec 2017,16:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The Queen is responsible for [usual nonsense]. Don't bother checking Wikipedia - she's keeping it… https://t.co/iInHFCoysl (30 Nov 2017,21:45) |
| #thingsmygirlsargueabout Whether it's pronounced PI-lau or pi-LAU (29 Nov 2017,17:37) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays What is the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat? (29 Nov 2017,12:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Mum, guess what?!" "What? Four weeks to Christmas?" "No, I was gonna say Advent is in four days!!" (27 Nov 2017,17:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Won't you be cold today just wearing that? Her: But we're going south, aren't we? We'll be closer to the equator (27 Nov 2017,08:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does English Breakfast Tea taste of? I mean, there's so many flavours of cereal, and it can't taste of toast or bacon (26 Nov 2017,17:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Every driver here is so pushy! Calm down! We've all got places to go. You're not special. (25 Nov 2017,17:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why can't I get the type of cake I like?! I'm phoning Mr Kipling!" "Mr Kipling is dead" (24 Nov 2017,16:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm pretty sure Thanksgiving is just an excuse to have Christmas before Christmas. (23 Nov 2017,17:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me to her: "Do you want me to help you?" Other her: "No, leave her - it's funny to watch her struggle." (22 Nov 2017,20:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My phone and tablet are both on 1% charge! I've only got one charger! It's like that moral dilemm… https://t.co/H3faQGVj7c (21 Nov 2017,17:50) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Him: Why don't you want to do this? I would nag my dad to let me. Her: But you didn't have the internet to entertain you (20 Nov 2017,19:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "When she goes to uni, I'm burning your 'Magical Flower Garden Game' " "What makes you think I'm… https://t.co/MjiTAFyL9O (19 Nov 2017,12:35) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Which of us will have the most stressful afternoon: your voluntary work, or me & the girls Christmas shopping on a Sat? (18 Nov 2017,14:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why don't we use the Hubble thingy to look at cells in more detail? ... Oh, well how about we use… https://t.co/SjJjGtjB1P (17 Nov 2017,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This maths question makes me cross: "Show, by calculation, that this is a triangle" That's a spoiler!! (16 Nov 2017,18:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Big Ben's got scaffolding?! But what about the tourists who've come to take photos? They didn't think about that, did they (16 Nov 2017,08:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hadrian's Wall was built by them, not us, right? Good. At least that's not another thing the Engl… https://t.co/1w1nseH0sh (15 Nov 2017,19:11) |
| #thingsItellmygirls Can you stop working out the quickest way to kill each other using household equipment? (14 Nov 2017,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wasn't trying to start a conversation. I was just making a statement. (14 Nov 2017,16:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I don't like my hair looking flat" "But you want hair straighteners for Christmas?!" "That's for… https://t.co/GwFq8MC53S (13 Nov 2017,18:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "If a Disney character isn't an orphaned at the start of the film, they will be by the end. Like… https://t.co/mIgAEvwsVI (13 Nov 2017,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "She was very flamboyant" "Does that mean floating? Is flamboyancy when something floating on the water is on fire?" (12 Nov 2017,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... And that's why we need lasers on the front of the car. (12 Nov 2017,16:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They should've stopped the war in August - it would've made the war shorter, and then Remembrance day wouldn't be so cold. (12 Nov 2017,11:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Can we be like cool sisters and share clothes?" "Touch my clothes and you die" (11 Nov 2017,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You learnt Latin at school?! Hahahaha! Why have I not known that before? I'm downloading Latin on… https://t.co/X70gXZyOpd (10 Nov 2017,16:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why hasn't it snowed yet? (09 Nov 2017,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why don't I get paid to go to school? ... But I am contributing to society; the teacher wouldn't have a job without me! (08 Nov 2017,19:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Fun fact: When you eat pineapple, the pineapple enzyme bromelain eats away at the fibrin protein… https://t.co/AW6lC5yWH4 (08 Nov 2017,16:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What are "chicken ribs"? That's a thing, right? (07 Nov 2017,08:04) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays "I'm singing two songs in my head, to the same beat. It's a remix in my head!" "That's a medley" "My head, my rules" (06 Nov 2017,17:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Glitter isn't contagious!" "Well...But it is" "Ok Google, is glitter contagious?" (04 Nov 2017,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know most people would want Morgan Freeman to narrate their life? Nope. I want The Muses from Hercules to sing my day. (04 Nov 2017,10:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you ever need to stop something going round in your head, write it on a snapchat picture and send it to yourself. (03 Nov 2017,16:40) |
| #thingsmyfamilyargueabout How many claps there are in the Friends theme. (02 Nov 2017,08:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I broke a chicken's back today. It made a crack noise. It was well grim. (01 Nov 2017,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't shake my head at you today - my earrings will make me feel sick. (01 Nov 2017,16:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the point of the police looking for people using helicopters? They can't see into houses! (31 Oct 2017,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad, while you're in the loft, just get the Christmas Tree down now to save time. (29 Oct 2017,12:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Old wives should explain the reasons behind their tales, then people would listen to them more. (28 Oct 2017,20:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oh yeah, I've just realised, you can't do the twist sitting down. (28 Oct 2017,16:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Stop being rude to me!" "No. I'll be rude to you when you need to be ruded to" (27 Oct 2017,12:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I found the tweet that proves I'm right, but I forgot to screen shot it. But it still proves I'm right. (27 Oct 2017,08:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "We saw lots of cool stuff at the expedition" "Exhibition" "That's what I said - expedition" (25 Oct 2017,19:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hope you go insane when you're older. It'll be so much fun. (25 Oct 2017,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Salt makes food look and taste more glittery. (24 Oct 2017,13:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm definitely a cat: I'm lazy, don't like people, like food, smart. Oh, but I don't like laying in the sun. (23 Oct 2017,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 2/2 Thursday and Monday are happy days. That door is happy. This pen isn't happy. Colours aren't happy - don't be silly. (22 Oct 2017,10:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, that's not my water bottle - it doesn't have a happy face. Cars have happy faces. And shoes. Your shoes are happy. 1/2 (22 Oct 2017,10:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oh no! I've got pink pen on my jumper! Wait, leave it - it looks so jazzy!! (21 Oct 2017,18:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum's tired, so treat her nice and she'll be very funny. (20 Oct 2017,16:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't stop me singing Christmas songs in my head. (19 Oct 2017,08:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'd interview people solely on what the CV looks like. If they had pink paper & sparkle pen, they'd instantly get the job. (17 Oct 2017,08:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the person who doesn't like you isn't a nice person, then it's ok. You don't want a horrid person liking you anyway. (16 Oct 2017,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My new shoes are so cool! Look, I can see my smiley face reflected in them! (14 Oct 2017,14:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If a mobility scooter could get up to 70 mph, could it go on the motorway? (13 Oct 2017,21:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You're a rubbish parent. If I have a genuine question, you laugh, then tweet, and laugh again but don't answer my question (12 Oct 2017,18:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It can't be a coincidence that World Mental Health Day is in the middle of Chocolate Week. (11 Oct 2017,16:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I could be a doctor. Well, I'd advise, without looking at anything icky. I'd close my eyes, they'd tell me their symptoms. (11 Oct 2017,08:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do you mean "print the email"? You can't do that! I didn't know you could do that! (10 Oct 2017,09:13) |
| #thingsmyfamilyargueabout Harry Potter's scar isn't in the shape of lightning (08 Oct 2017,13:24) |
| #thingsmyfamilyargueabout How did they toast bread in medieval times? (08 Oct 2017,13:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's Woolworths? (08 Oct 2017,09:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You won't need to bring your umbrella with you today. Her: But it's pink!! (07 Oct 2017,11:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I think mum o'clock is my favourite part of the day. Well apart from sleeping. And eating. I quite like school too. (06 Oct 2017,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've survived natural selection - everyone else in the family has glasses. I win! (05 Oct 2017,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I heard that laughing burns calories, but it clearly doesn't" "You can't out-laugh a cookie s'more" (05 Oct 2017,09:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay On a scale of 2 to 3 that was a 3. I don't succumb to social norms when it comes to scales. My scale should be pi to 4 2/7 (04 Oct 2017,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the Queen dies, we'll get a day off school. If it happens during school holidays, I'll cry. (02 Oct 2017,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's a satisfying number of days to Christmas - 85. It has to end with 5 or 0. (01 Oct 2017,10:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want an operation, but I think having anesthetic would be hilerious. (30 Sep 2017,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "How do you know that 60's tune?" "It was playing during Disco Cricket" (29 Sep 2017,18:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (,) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What's that process called of working out how old a tree is, when you look at the rings?" "Counting" (26 Sep 2017,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hydrogen is lighter than helium, right? So why aren't kids balloons filled with hydrogen, instead of helium? (26 Sep 2017,15:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "But Mum said no" "No she didn't, she just shook her head in disapproval" (25 Sep 2017,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Cor, it's like a constant party in my head. When I sing a song, I can hear ALL the other instruments and harmonies. (24 Sep 2017,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I asked my sister to get spaghetti hoops for me. WHY DID SHE GET PEPPA PIG SPAGHETTI HOOPS?! (23 Sep 2017,12:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Remember, remember the something of November. That rhyme makes no sense. It could be third, fourth, fifth, sixth, twelfth. (22 Sep 2017,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why don't they teach social skills and empathy in school?! (21 Sep 2017,07:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's it called Toad in the Hole of its made with pig? (20 Sep 2017,17:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It shouldn't be called pop-corn. It should be called kapow-corn. Surely that's better. (17 Sep 2017,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Frozen isn't that good. Well, it's good, but not good enough to be still making plasters with Frozen characters on. (17 Sep 2017,09:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Travelling home alone) https://t.co/Sk4zwaGd7c (16 Sep 2017,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I talk with a new girl at school like I've known her forever. But nicely, not how I really would if I've known her forever (15 Sep 2017,17:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can someone do a gap year but not go on to uni? (15 Sep 2017,16:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can tell who's cool by how jazzy their shoes are. It's usually the last thing you put on, as a final statement. (14 Sep 2017,08:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't wear much make-up. Only mascara, cos I like how it makes my eyes more fluttery. (12 Sep 2017,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do you want to watch Saving Private Ryan?" "What sort of film is it?" "It's a happy Disney film" (10 Sep 2017,21:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Could I eat solid oxygen rather than breathing? Ok, as long as the freezing temp doesn't kill me. But would it still work? (09 Sep 2017,17:49) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay Quidditch is a sport?! I thought it was a vegetable. (09 Sep 2017,10:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How will they remove all the Texas floodwater? Buckets? How about if they use it to put out the wildfires in western U.S.? (08 Sep 2017,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm gonna complement everyone on 1 piece of their clothing. Everyone will have picked their fav clothes to start 6th form. (07 Sep 2017,07:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have you enjoyed spending the last 110 days with me non-stop? You gonna miss me today? I'll catch you up when I get home. (07 Sep 2017,07:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I can legally change my name to Rainbow" "Why would you?!" "Cos I'm 16 and you're not, so you can't!" (06 Sep 2017,15:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ferrari isn't a country!! (05 Sep 2017,08:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't NOT take a selfie when you're given a duck to hold. (03 Sep 2017,20:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How can this be the same service station if it's on the other side of the motorway? (03 Sep 2017,16:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It don't matter if you didn't read your book club book. Wing it. Say "What? You didn't read the bit where they all die?!" (02 Sep 2017,11:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can never have enough shopping, else why do shops keep making new stuff. (01 Sep 2017,09:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm cold" "Take your hoodie off from round your waist and put it on" "No, it's keeping my legs warm" (31 Aug 2017,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I always thought these were the same people, and they changed their names depending on if the sho… https://t.co/OvOfFDNz2J (29 Aug 2017,12:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In football, the fans of the two teams sit in separate sections, right? What about those who don't support either team? (28 Aug 2017,09:29) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I had a sleepover. We had a midnight feast, but I couldn't wait so we had the midnight feast at 8:30pm (27 Aug 2017,10:18) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I can't get a hat cos I've got an odd shaped head. (27 Aug 2017,10:18) |
| #thingsmyniecesays "What do you want to be when you're older?" "A vegetarian" (26 Aug 2017,08:40) |
| #thingsmyniecesays My brother can't go to an all girls school - he'd be spotted because boys aren't as intelligent. (26 Aug 2017,08:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They're giving us our results in an envelope. I can't open envelopes! My friends will ask my results - I won't know!! (24 Aug 2017,08:41) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay Being stabbed would be worse than being killed. If I stabbed you you'd be cross. If you were dead, you wouldn't care (23 Aug 2017,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why am I tired?! I'm a little person who's done a lot. (22 Aug 2017,23:12) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay There's no point in crying over spilt milk, but spilt chips...!! (22 Aug 2017,14:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: What time is it? Me: 8am Her: Then why are you up? You shouldn't be. (22 Aug 2017,08:14) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay I miscalculated how much oxygen I had in my system before I started drinking. (21 Aug 2017,23:07) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay It's great being vegetarian - people make a special dish for you and you get more to eat. (21 Aug 2017,23:07) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay "What are you doing?" "I'm banging a stick of wood into the ground. What does it look like I'm doing?!" (21 Aug 2017,23:07) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay He's a great friend. He's like a gay-best-friend who's not gay. (20 Aug 2017,12:42) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay I just glared at that man unintentionally (19 Aug 2017,15:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay On results day, I'm going to wear a t-shirt with loads of swear words on so the teachers can't take my photo. (18 Aug 2017,15:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can I show you me doing {stupid thing}? Me: No! [5 min later] Me: I told you no Her: You only told me not to show you (17 Aug 2017,12:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does wc stand for weeing compartment? (16 Aug 2017,17:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I think most of my school year will be dead by the next UK eclipse, in nine years. Either dead or in jail. (15 Aug 2017,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "She's my mum too!" "That's what she tells you" (13 Aug 2017,21:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want out of this generation. I don't want a fidget spinner, or a hoverboard, or musical.ly (12 Aug 2017,14:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know "double dipping"? Does it still count if you take a bite first before you dip? (11 Aug 2017,15:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you reckon someone working in the Royal Mint could take some pound coins home? No-one's gonna count them, are they? (10 Aug 2017,13:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today I've been inside a mountain AND a cloud! (09 Aug 2017,19:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We've just gone up a hill, now we're going down! So pointless! Why didn't they flatten this bit out? Even shops have hills (08 Aug 2017,16:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do Europeans call a zebra crossing called if it's black and yellow instead? (08 Aug 2017,06:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But isn't "sea level" bumpy? What about the corals on the ocean floor? What if the Pacific is higher than Atlantic? (08 Aug 2017,06:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Want to try some sauerkraut?" "What is it?" "Shredded wet cabbage in vinegar" "Every word you've said sounds disgusting" (06 Aug 2017,16:46) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Maybe it tasted better cos it was surprise chocolate. (06 Aug 2017,08:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is it that only your ears pop on planes and high mountains, but not other parts of the body, like ears and nose? (05 Aug 2017,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why is there no mobile signal here?" "Because we're inside the Eiger mountain!" (05 Aug 2017,12:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite word is "dead", cos I like the way I handwrite 75% of the letters. (04 Aug 2017,05:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you have severe plastic surgery, do you need a new passport? (04 Aug 2017,05:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really want to go to Italy one day. When we're in Switzerland, perhaps I could run away. (01 Aug 2017,14:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Deaf people - what language do they think in? Cos they've never heard a language...? Is that how languages are invented? (01 Aug 2017,12:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You two will have to share a room on holiday. Her: She's going to have so many bruises. (31 Jul 2017,18:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is there an age limit for getting ears pierced? Like, would they pierce a 50 year old? (31 Jul 2017,12:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do cats really have 9 lives? (30 Jul 2017,10:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "When are you going to stop coming on holiday with us?" "When you run out of money" (30 Jul 2017,08:42) |
| #thingsmygirlsholidaygroupsays (,) |
| #thingsmymumsays No, I never go on any other websites - I only go on Google. (27 Jul 2017,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlsholidaygroupsays My special skill is farting. (26 Jul 2017,13:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we leave home, please prank each other. I think mum would do more subtle pranks to mess with dad's head. (25 Jul 2017,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For my wedding, we'll have McDonald's nuggets. Much cheaper & everyone will like it. [Tagged for future reference!] (24 Jul 2017,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Please phone the electric people to fix this power cut. My snap streak is at risk! Where's the nearest free WiFi? (23 Jul 2017,09:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are clothes numbers only even? Why aren't there clothes sizes for 11 or 13 or 15? (22 Jul 2017,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "They only had me cos they didn't like you" "They only had you to keep me company" #sixweeksofsummerholidays (21 Jul 2017,13:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's the most suspenseful song ever. Be..... Our..... Guest! It gets me excited every time! (20 Jul 2017,15:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can we drive there? Me: No, I'm not driving to the corner shop! Her: Then can we drive to the bigger shop. (18 Jul 2017,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's Magmum! MagMum! MagMUM! Nope, not Magnum, definitely not. Which sounds better anyway, honestly?! (17 Jul 2017,16:07) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Medication isn't supposed to make you happy. It's supposed to stop you going nuts. (16 Jul 2017,09:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... Not size of the surface area, but how much land can I put my feet on? How much cling film would I need to cover it? (15 Jul 2017,18:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Which country has largest land mass: Russia or Canada? Russia? But does that include the size of the mountains? ... (15 Jul 2017,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like the Chinese dish with noodles, sauce & stuff. I'm not learning the names of the stuff cos then I might not like it. (15 Jul 2017,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No! We can't use a smart plug to start the toaster from bed. Too stressful! It would only give me 3 min to get out of bed! (14 Jul 2017,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Let me explain what a proper lie-in means: No alarm and no breakfast. Straight to lunch. Late lunch, I mean. (13 Jul 2017,16:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Big day of firsts! I got to town by myself, walked to a friend's house with a map & answered a real call on my phone! (12 Jul 2017,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How can dogs be sick? I mean, how do they learn? Do they copy humans? (11 Jul 2017,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm so good at flaring my nostrils now. Look at me! LOOK AT ME!! (10 Jul 2017,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Here's something I've wondered: do nappies come in different sizes? (09 Jul 2017,09:24) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay I didn't know that was your name. How long's that been your name? (08 Jul 2017,09:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay At school, the teachers correct me if I say "wa'er" rather than water. Did they do that in your west London school? (07 Jul 2017,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "That's not fair" "It is. Well, it's fair for me" (06 Jul 2017,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'd be rubbish in a Disney movie. It would be over in five minutes. I'd think and react too logically. (03 Jul 2017,16:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I plan to go on "It's A Small World" so many times that I end up curled up in the corner, singing the song, rocking. (02 Jul 2017,07:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In the 24 hours before Disneyland, I'm going to eat loads of sugar to get my body used to it, and to get me buzzed. (01 Jul 2017,09:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do forensic scientists wear gloves to investigate a crime? Their finger prints will be all over the gloves! (30 Jun 2017,22:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Guess how many sleeps until our holiday? Me: Er, four. Her: No, ZERO SLEEP!! *squeal (*28 Jun 2017,22:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay New game: If you see someone about to sneeze, you have to fake sneeze first. But if they don't sneeze, you lose a point. (27 Jun 2017,16:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with Mum. (26 Jun 2017,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are child and adult prices different? They take up the same size seat. When I rule the world, it'll be a 'human price' (24 Jun 2017,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Serves four? Serves one if you try hard. (23 Jun 2017,22:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't wait for prom. I can't wait to see the various shades of orange fake tan. (21 Jun 2017,18:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How are you doing your hair for prom? Her: No, how are YOU doing my hair for prom? (21 Jun 2017,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay English is only useful if you want to write about fairies. Maths and science is useful if you want to blow things up. (20 Jun 2017,15:04) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays "You have to call me Daddy Cool today" "But you've brought me up not to lie!" (18 Jun 2017,09:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When Scotland has a temperature of 23, that's when you know the weather's gone too far. (17 Jun 2017,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does an invigilator do for the rest of the year? (16 Jun 2017,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well, I didn't enjoy my last exam. But to make myself happy, I sang Disney songs to myself. (15 Jun 2017,08:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Noone's had hiccups in the exams yet. Or fallen off their chair. Or tripped up. Oh, I'd laugh! No loud tummy grumbles yet. (13 Jun 2017,07:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I tried to tell people I wasn't standing at a base in rounders, but I guess they didn't realise cos I didn't move at all. (11 Jun 2017,20:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Gardens are odd. Here's a blocked off area of grass free with your house that you have to look after. (11 Jun 2017,17:40) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I didn't splash water on you. I deliberately poured water on you. (10 Jun 2017,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'd just vote by elimination - don't like them, don't like them, don't like them, they're the only ones left. (08 Jun 2017,08:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll tell you what's wrong with this food! It's new! It's different! That's what's wrong with it! (07 Jun 2017,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, can I hit you with a pillow one day? It's on my bucket list now. (05 Jun 2017,20:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's like when you're typing at the computer and you can feel the bones in your hands moving up and down. It's disgusting! (04 Jun 2017,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Teddy bear rolls are the most fun thing ever. Full stop. (03 Jun 2017,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But I thought when you moved house you swapped houses with the other person. (02 Jun 2017,13:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Urgh, I have floor in my mouth. (01 Jun 2017,19:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wanna know my new favourite words? Sequestered, oxyhaemoglobin, glycogen, phenolphthalein, trochaic pentameter. (31 May 2017,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do radio DJs have to stay silent when the songs are playing so they don't talk over the songs? (30 May 2017,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If my kids do something stupid in public, I'd just laugh. It would provide a great story for everyone else watching. (29 May 2017,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Clicking makes every song better. And clapping over your head. Unless the song is too fast. (28 May 2017,18:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the point watching football? 50% of those watching will be disappointed. But I'm 100% happy shopping and eating. (27 May 2017,18:53) |
| #thingstheyouthgroupsay I hate the summer. I have to colour coordinate my underwear. (26 May 2017,19:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want to raise sassy kids. But that means I'll have to put up with having sassy kids. "Watch me" (26 May 2017,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Get away from the top of the stairs so I can fight you. (25 May 2017,16:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Anniversaries are more special than birthdays. Birthdays just happen. Anniversaries mean you've worked at it. Well done. (24 May 2017,08:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "If you make nice food together while I'm at school, save me some" "No I'm eating it all. Mum, don't give her false hope!" (23 May 2017,08:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Will I have to wear a helmet for go-karting? I like how my hair is. I'm not going to waste a good hair opportunity! (23 May 2017,08:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Can we make Four Cheese Pasta today?" [Three hours later] "I don't like this. It's too cheesy". (21 May 2017,17:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do I have to wear uniform to exams? The examiner won't see a photo of me. "She's wearing a hoodie, she ain't revised". (21 May 2017,15:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Thank you for giving me a pretty name, so it looks good when I sign people's shirts. (20 May 2017,12:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm looking forward spending time with you after my exams, Mum, cos you've got money & friendly & mummly & have cookies. (18 May 2017,16:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Translation: My mum is being horrid cos she won't feed me until I've learnt trig. https://t.co/P0aFZw7FhR (18 May 2017,16:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How old is he? Is he "dying age" old? (18 May 2017,08:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm just too lazy to grow. (17 May 2017,21:23) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I've realised the reason you're good at cooking is due to the way you talk to the ingredients. Encouraging/threatening. (16 May 2017,20:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't believe we've not evolved to have separate tubes for food and air. Think how many stupid deaths that would save. (15 May 2017,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I turned over my exam paper quickly this morning - I might've been the first person in the country to see the questions! (15 May 2017,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite song at the moment is Disney's "Happy Little Working Song" because it rhymes "spoil it" with "toilet". (14 May 2017,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This political leaflet is awful; it's complaining about another party. Don't vote for them! They're nasty to other people. (13 May 2017,19:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People get judgey if you wear the same top 2 days in a row. I've worn this same school blazer for almost 5 years in a row. (12 May 2017,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's still things I don't understand about chemistry. In fact there's masses! Hahahahahahahahaha (11 May 2017,17:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I always feel sorry for the teachers at the gate, so I always reply to their "good morning". It's not hard to be polite. (11 May 2017,16:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My nails are well long! I could scratch you now. As well as bite you. And lick you. (10 May 2017,18:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My prom dress is great! It's black which means I won't clash with anyone else's dress in photos. (09 May 2017,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'VE FINALLY FOUND A PHOTO OF THEM IN MY FAVOURITE ORDER!! [I haven't got the heart to remind her… https://t.co/brOd2BExyJ (08 May 2017,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I know! Let's see who can drink the most coke without weeing themselves!" "That's not a sport!" (08 May 2017,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Poo is such a good word. If someone shouts poo during my exams, I'll just lose it! (07 May 2017,21:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've decided I don't want to be famous, cos my signature is rubbish. Look, who would want this scribble?! (07 May 2017,15:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I don't think I got that answer right. Me: But it's got a tick next to it? Her: Yeah, I just ticked it. (04 May 2017,18:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "If we're in Hunger Games together, would you volunteer as tribute for me?" "No you'd have a better chance than me anyway" (03 May 2017,18:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you imagine me being a PA? "Get me some tea", "Nah, not happening". "Go file this", "Don't wanna". (02 May 2017,18:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll make a deal with myself. If I get a time machine in the future, I'll come back to right now to skip my exams... Damn! (01 May 2017,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you have Mr Bun? No wait, I've got that one. (01 May 2017,15:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Look Mum, that part of your body looks like mine. Oh wait, it must be that I look like you - yeah that's how it works. (30 Apr 2017,13:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What's the highest score you've given a restaurant loo so far?" "4.5 out of 5" (29 Apr 2017,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Will I have to make sure I don't laugh? If I laugh, I won't sound posh and I'll blow our cover. (29 Apr 2017,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wish I had the Textiles spelling test next week - they've got "eco". I've got "anthropometrics" in Resistant Materials. (29 Apr 2017,09:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Whoever invented bars was stupid. "I know, let's get lots of happy/sad/angry people drunk in one place, late at night" (28 Apr 2017,18:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have I told you about my syllable rule? You only get to say a set number of syllables in your life. So I save them up, K? (26 Apr 2017,07:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've won! I've found three of the four minion pasta shapes you put in our pasta. (25 Apr 2017,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I had billions of pounds, I'd rate my friends from 0 - 20 and give them £100 x their rate. They'd either be 20, 5 or 0. (24 Apr 2017,18:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've only just worked out that the one hour clock change causes the sun to set many hours later in the summer evenings. (23 Apr 2017,17:33) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays To the girls: If mum ever asks you that, it's a trick question. Just answer "of course not" and don't even look at her. (22 Apr 2017,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A friend is bringing champagne before prom. But I don't want any. So I'll take sparkling water and food colouring. (20 Apr 2017,10:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I better have a daughter. I couldn't cope with boys and football. I'll just tell them "go sit in your room and be a nerd". (18 Apr 2017,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm now the same age as lots of princesses: Ariel, Mulan and Aurora are 16 too. Jasmine is only 15. [Happy Birthday x] (17 Apr 2017,22:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well, I could fit in the boot of their mini if needed. I have tried and I fit. (17 Apr 2017,21:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I still don't know where Oxford is. When we see weather forecasts, I don't know where to look. I just look generally south (17 Apr 2017,20:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Drive faster! Catch up with that bus, then I can use it's wifi. (17 Apr 2017,19:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I refuse to do any exams. I'm going to be a Disney princess instead. (17 Apr 2017,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We can't discuss me going to university if I can't even eat this yogurt without splitting the pot. (17 Apr 2017,17:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no way of ordering at Boost without sounding like an idiot: "Can I have a Strawberry Squeeze please?" (17 Apr 2017,16:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like eating pineapple by eating along the lines. Else it tastes wrong. (17 Apr 2017,15:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want a white wedding dress. I want to look shiny. (17 Apr 2017,14:00) |
| #thingssmygirlssay How am I related to her? She likes sport. Are you sure she's not adopted? (17 Apr 2017,13:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What are you doing?! You can't open the fridge and oven at the same time!! (17 Apr 2017,12:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where's the "Maltic Sea"? Must be near Malta. (17 Apr 2017,11:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hot liquid scalds you, right? Hot solids burn you, right? What about fire? That's not a solid or liquid. (17 Apr 2017,10:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's up with Cadbury? Why do they have "mini eggs"? They don't sell "standard eggs" (17 Apr 2017,09:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My head's a great place to be. You think I've shut up but I'm carrying on in my head. Guess what song I'm listening to now (17 Apr 2017,08:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I disagree. Everyone always NEEDS cake. It's just a matter of whether you're allowed it or not. (17 Apr 2017,07:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you eat all your Easter chocs in one go, your body doesn't have time to absorb it all. Eat up. Faster! (16 Apr 2017,12:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm not eating veg tomorrow" "Can I not eat veg too?" "No. And you have to eat mine! Happy birthday to me" (16 Apr 2017,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not ignoring you. I'm just not answering you. (15 Apr 2017,12:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I have lots of mini eggs for Easter instead of an Easter egg? (That way I'll get more chocolate for cheaper!) (14 Apr 2017,13:04) |
| #thingsmyniecesays "Would you like one of my chips?" "No thank you" "Good, cos if you did, I would have licked it" (12 Apr 2017,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'd get lost! I wouldn't even know which direction to get off the train!" "Just follow everyone else" "I'm not a sheep!" (11 Apr 2017,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Will you be ok home alone?" "If there's an intruder hit them on the head with a frying pan. Anything else I should know?" (10 Apr 2017,09:04) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays No, I wouldn't say it's you having a mid-life crisis. More like a continuing failure to grow up at all. (09 Apr 2017,09:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are "S Club Junior" the kids of "S Club 7"? (08 Apr 2017,10:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've only got 5 more PE lessons ever! Well, until I'm a primary school teacher, then I get to inflict pain on my pupils. (07 Apr 2017,15:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We studied the architecture of a building today. We had to look for the lines of cemetery. (06 Apr 2017,21:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's non-uniform day tomorrow. But no-one wants to be judged so everyone will wear the same thing, so it's like a uniform. (06 Apr 2017,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course, trigonometry is about triangles, not squares. If it was about squares, it would be "quadonometry". (05 Apr 2017,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yes, people are allowed freedom of speech, but I'm still allowed to politely ask them to stop. (04 Apr 2017,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (2/2) Did you ever need a parent's signature? Oh yeah, you were alive before health & safety. You could stand on a ladder. (03 Apr 2017,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It'll be scary one day when I get a form that doesn't need mum's signature. I'll still get you to sign it. (1/2) (03 Apr 2017,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do other people who don't live in Oxford or Cambridge watch this? Why would people who don't live here want to watch? (02 Apr 2017,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you know, I can unlock my phone with my tongue. But I can't do it with my nose, because of the focal distance. (02 Apr 2017,17:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, you're needed for a photo... No, we don't want you in it, we want you to take it. (01 Apr 2017,22:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My real laugh and my fake laugh are exactly the same. You wouldn't believe how useful that is. (30 Mar 2017,16:15) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I think the first step to getting this fixed is to be very sarcastic to someone. (29 Mar 2017,12:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where are bird's ears? (28 Mar 2017,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's not a real colour. Look, Google doesn't say that "car key" is a shade of green. (27 Mar 2017,19:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I hold this book to my head, I'll learn by osmosis. No wait, the knowledge would seep from high to low concentration ;) (26 Mar 2017,12:45) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays "I saw a frog in a shell-hole!" "The correct term is 'Frenchman' ". (25 Mar 2017,09:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I went to three countries yesterday. I only thought I'd go to two. (25 Mar 2017,09:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you're at the shops, can you find me a deodorant that smells like kitchen cleaner? (24 Mar 2017,15:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I almost died today" "If you managed to cover it with a plaster, you didn't nearly die" (22 Mar 2017,17:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay https://t.co/OOWt0lAxb7 (21 Mar 2017,18:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You're too close to me if I can throw my spoon at you and it's guaranteed to hit you. And I can't throw. (21 Mar 2017,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why didn't you call my sister "Susan"? Then I'd be able to say we have two Lazy Susans in the house. (20 Mar 2017,16:54) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays "I'm out of bed. What more do you want?" "You can't say you're out of bed if you're still wearing most of your bedding" (19 Mar 2017,08:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wasn't happy, so I didn't clap. I pretended to clap but didn't make any noise. (17 Mar 2017,18:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Imagine if you threw up every time you hiccuped. (16 Mar 2017,18:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop being so good at listening to me! You're distracting me from my revision! (14 Mar 2017,18:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But they were like "France, I'm warring you" & they twadled across Belgium. England was like "Naaa, that's not happening" (13 Mar 2017,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Then Russia was like "Don't be hating against my homie, Serbia". And Germany was like "Don't be hating on my bro Austria" (13 Mar 2017,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So, like, Serbia shot a Austria-Hungry kid. Then, Austria got all up in Serbia's face cos they wouldn't apologise... (13 Mar 2017,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Birthdays shouldn't start this early. They should start at 1pm. (12 Mar 2017,08:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: We need to have a chat about how quickly you get angry. Her: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!! (10 Mar 2017,18:00) |
| #thingsaprofsays Me: With a Google account you can have email, store docs, calendars, be social... Him: Oo, no, I don't want to socialise. (10 Mar 2017,14:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I do chemistry at university, I'll be able to make my own beer. (09 Mar 2017,15:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We've been banned from using the word "interessant" in German cos it's too easy. What if something IS interesting?! (08 Mar 2017,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yeah, but, I didn't hear the answer to my question because I walked out the room. (07 Mar 2017,18:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Thanks for dinner, Mum. And that's genuine this time. Unlike stir fry nights. (06 Mar 2017,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wouldn't it be funny if the monkey dropped baby Simba? (05 Mar 2017,13:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is royalty so important? They killed people to get on the throne. We're ruled by descendants of killers! (04 Mar 2017,09:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I have kids, I'm going to insist they call me Mother, so they can be bullied at school. It'll build character. (03 Mar 2017,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You've changed the subject of this conversation. Please can you bring the conversation back onto me thanks. (02 Mar 2017,18:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Lent starts tomorrow, right? Just checking so I can win arguments today. (28 Feb 2017,07:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's easy to hack "Which Disney princess are you?" What's your fave pet: dove, lobster, donkey, racoon, chameleon, mice? (27 Feb 2017,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got really thin skin. (27 Feb 2017,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What even is a "ratbag"? Is it an actual thing? What about a "toerag"? (26 Feb 2017,16:51) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsays When did you ever see a whale holding their breasts?! (24 Feb 2017,21:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The prize for helping me do my revision is that I'll get good grades & a good job & you'll get rid of me out of your house (24 Feb 2017,19:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does 'insolent' mean?...Thought that's what it was. Just checking, in case I called my sister something like 'clever' (22 Feb 2017,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "It's never too early for cake" "It's 7:30am!" "You're just not committed enough" (22 Feb 2017,07:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hate it when teachers give tests on the first day back without warning. I wouldn't have revised, but it's the principle! (20 Feb 2017,20:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The pharmacist was lying: "I won't be a second". She'll be longer than that. I don't trust her with my medicine. (19 Feb 2017,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know that film - it's "Four and a Half Weddings". (18 Feb 2017,21:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Put my foot down" is a stupid phrase. If you're standing, you'd need to lift your foot up first before putting it down. (18 Feb 2017,12:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Mum, do you get my joke?" "Of course she gets your joke. She was there when the dinosaurs invented it" (17 Feb 2017,09:34) |
| #thingsmygirlsay I can't wait to exist when the future happens. (16 Feb 2017,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What cheese do you use to get a bear out a tree?" "It's 'down a mountain' " "No, tree" "Mountain!" "Tree!" "Mountain!!" (15 Feb 2017,10:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That bruise on your face doesn't show too much. Smile for me ... there, your wrinkles hide it. (15 Feb 2017,10:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Just think, you could be earning money in a Sat job by next Christmas" "I could be dead by Christmas. A lot could happen" (14 Feb 2017,12:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For a smart person, I'm really thick. (13 Feb 2017,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, you have to be on my side, not Dad's. We have an eternal blood relationship. You just married him. (12 Feb 2017,16:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you know the first heart transplant patient lived a long time? Oh, first SUCCESSFUL transplant - that's why they lived (11 Feb 2017,19:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ...I'll force schools to teach basic, general knowledge in every subject, rather than focus on detailed specific topics. (10 Feb 2017,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I'm Queen of the World, (on my 18th birthday, pushing Beyonce off the throne) ... (10 Feb 2017,16:32) |
| #thingsitellmygirls Listening to you tube videos while playing the wii sitting on a gym ball doesn't count as PE, IT and music homework! (08 Feb 2017,17:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do I do for you?! I give you a 30 min daily summary of my day. I normally remember to ask about your day. (07 Feb 2017,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My prom dress has to be long and not boobie. (07 Feb 2017,16:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's that animal I look like when I pull this face? Oh yeah... Blobfish https://t.co/8hcEiK1LTm (06 Feb 2017,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Give a disadvantage of off-shore wind turbines" Surely the sea water and electrics would cause an explosion?! (05 Feb 2017,13:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Well, I can't just suddenly be happy!" "[muttering]...but you can suddenly become unhappy!!" (05 Feb 2017,12:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like being short. It means I don't have to share my umbrella. I can be little waddling mushroom. (04 Feb 2017,11:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's in ages. I could die by then, so I won't have to do it. So I'm not gonna bother. (03 Feb 2017,22:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A lad at school wants to be a dentist. Don't know why. He's even learnt most of the names of the teeth! (02 Feb 2017,07:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't realise numbers on bowling balls meant the weight. I thought it was just a scale, like the numbers on a toaster. (01 Feb 2017,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Meine Fuss tut weh". I'm trying to tell you that my shoulder hurts, but I only know foot in German. (31 Jan 2017,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm only good at Mario Kart maths. I know when to give up in the grand prix. (31 Jan 2017,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That teacher's a bit dopey. She's rubbish at teaching but good to chat with. We've decided she'd be a good aunt. (30 Jan 2017,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't eat fast. All my food is touching! I didn't say I'd eat that bit. I just said it was more likely that I would. (29 Jan 2017,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I push really hard, can I push the silver bit out of a £2 coin? (28 Jan 2017,18:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I got worried about your reply. You just sent "Ok". To youth, that means pure wrath. Luckily you didn't add a full stop! (27 Jan 2017,16:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I tried to draw Anna from Frozen, but she's got two plaits. I'm not gonna draw Elsa. You know... another plait. (26 Jan 2017,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like it when mum tries not to laugh but she has to. It means I've been just cheeky enough and got away with it. (23 Jan 2017,22:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't get the WW2 evacuation. Wouldn't the German get wise to the children moving out and start bombing the countyside? (22 Jan 2017,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Can I have my egg sunny side up?" "What's sunny side up?" "It's egg lingo" (21 Jan 2017,12:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why does that choir need a conductor? Surely they've practised enough before their live performance. (20 Jan 2017,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My camera's worse than yours. But it makes people's skin look better cos you can't see spots. It would hide your wrinkles. (19 Jan 2017,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I learnt how to say "I've been an alcoholic for two years, to forget my problems" in German. When's that gonna be useful? (18 Jan 2017,16:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Alexander Fleming was an idiot. He got a Nobel Prize for having a messy table. That's so lazy. (17 Jan 2017,21:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't tell me off! She was trying to touch me and hug me, so I had to try to bite her. (16 Jan 2017,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no point putting a reminder up there for me. You might as well put it on the floor. That's more at my head level. (15 Jan 2017,19:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you play chess on a board with more squares? (13 Jan 2017,22:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't tell if snow is settling or if that's still the oats we put out on Christmas Eve. It's oats. Where's the birds at? (12 Jan 2017,17:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hope this cut I've got from a pair of compasses turns into a scar. Then I can say I've been scarred for life from maths. (12 Jan 2017,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you know that 3764 is a really long word in German? (11 Jan 2017,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So the extractor fan takes air outside? I thought it went underground, or something. (11 Jan 2017,17:45) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Maybe, in the same way you have a chocolate cupboard, I should have a crisps cupboard. (10 Jan 2017,22:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know you're a nice person if you're missed when you're off school ill and people are pleased when you come back. (10 Jan 2017,15:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can type my full name correctly with my eyes closed. I can't do it if I turn my keyboard upside-down. (09 Jan 2017,16:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate it when forms ask for surname first and then first name. It's just a trick question. (07 Jan 2017,20:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't worry about accidentally pulling my hair. My hair is too long - it would take ages for me to feel it. (06 Jan 2017,19:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There was a nice sunrise this morning. I only know because a friend posted a photo on Snapchat. (05 Jan 2017,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "But she's my mum too!" "Yeah but she was my mum first so I win" (04 Jan 2017,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How can a zoo be "founded in 1826"? You can't find a zoo if it's already there. (03 Jan 2017,07:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I make my banking password "poobumwee"? It would make me laugh every time I use it. (02 Jan 2017,12:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay As my mother, you're supposed to let me have my dreams to be whatever I want to be, even if that's to be a tree. (02 Jan 2017,12:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So that's the plot? They have to learn to do the dance? Is that it?? #DirtyDancing (31 Dec 2016,17:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I helped on Christmas Day, so my sister has to help you with everything else for the rest of the year until next Christmas (30 Dec 2016,12:58) |
| #thingsmyfatherinlawsays (Discussing film ratings) 12A is a new rating. Did they used to have A and AA? Or am I thinking of batteries? (29 Dec 2016,11:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wish I had background music wherever I went. (28 Dec 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I can feel my chip on the floor with my toe. (27 Dec 2016,14:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For this photo, do you want me to smile, or look nice? (25 Dec 2016,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Only make me a small breakfast please, cos I'm only small and I need to be eating all day. (25 Dec 2016,07:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How on earth can anyone get to sleep on Christmas Eve? Seriously, why does anything bother trying? (24 Dec 2016,21:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, it's 2016. Stop being so racist! Reindeer don't have to have just brown or red smartie noses. (24 Dec 2016,12:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you lived alone, would you buy yourself a present and wrap it and put it under the tree? I would! (23 Dec 2016,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do they film the scenes for the trailers first, before the rest of the film? What else would they do before release date? (23 Dec 2016,10:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I'm queen of the world, I'll insist that anyone who laughs in December has to laugh like Santa - Ho Ho Ho. (22 Dec 2016,19:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't actually bite you. There wasn't any clamping. (21 Dec 2016,11:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's not fair! Mum laughs at my sister too, but because I laugh louder, I get in trouble with her! (20 Dec 2016,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Did you get that thing I told you to get? Me: "told"?! Her: I mean "politely demanded" (19 Dec 2016,09:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are you so set on sharing food? Just keep it for us! If you feel you have to give, give it to me! (18 Dec 2016,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Look, my marshmallows are glittery!" "That means you'll have glittery poo" "Oo, I'll take a photo of that too!" (16 Dec 2016,13:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Sorry to burst your bubble, Mum, but that craze is old now. People were doing it two weeks ago. (15 Dec 2016,08:23) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: I've got to dissect a lamb's eye just before Christmas! Him: Add glitter to it to make it look festive. (14 Dec 2016,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What if an adult believes in Santa all their life? Their kids won't ever be visited by Santa. (14 Dec 2016,15:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like this week. Other years are watching films, doing word searches & colour-by-number. I'm still doing lessons! (13 Dec 2016,16:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need all these felt pens at school in case I want to make a rainbow & I'd still need a brown, even if it's ugly. (13 Dec 2016,08:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It would take me ages to bleed to death, cos I'm so unfit and my blood is so slow. (12 Dec 2016,16:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No, you can't throw that away! I wrote that with my foot. (11 Dec 2016,18:07) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Do you think I ought to start drinking brandy? Do you think it's the sort of thing I should be doing? (11 Dec 2016,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How will we keep count? Her: We'll keep a tally chart using the blood of the losers. (09 Dec 2016,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How can all the antibodies be in my blood at the same time? I'll run out of space if I have too many injections (08 Dec 2016,16:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Something something and twice shy, something something and you still catch my eye, something baby, something about me? (07 Dec 2016,17:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why does this college application need to know my future career plan? Can I write ballerina? (06 Dec 2016,16:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do advent calendar companies do for the rest of the year? (04 Dec 2016,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've worked out my earrings from now until Christmas. (03 Dec 2016,17:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do the other reindeer only like Rudolf after Santa picks him? It's favouritism. No-one likes the favoured one. (02 Dec 2016,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know the bear in the Toblerone mountain logo? Can you see that bear on the real mountain? (01 Dec 2016,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If anyone says "Happy Advent" today, say advent started last Sunday. Shut them down! Spread the word! #howtomakefriends (01 Dec 2016,07:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you reckon there's people who go on an "opposite diet" in the month before Christmas so they can look like Santa? (29 Nov 2016,08:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I have my own house, I'm not gonna use electricity in Nov, to save money to put up loads of lights at Christmas. (28 Nov 2016,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... And don't say "splitting the world's resources evenly", cos that's just as boring as saying "world peace". (27 Nov 2016,20:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, what would you do if you were Queen of the World? You have to decide so when I'm Queen I'll let you have a little say (27 Nov 2016,20:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love people-watching. Ok, fine, it's more like people-judging. (26 Nov 2016,19:03) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays My Christmas list looks like that game where you dress up to eat chocolate with a knife and fork: gloves, scarf, hat... (25 Nov 2016,22:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would happen if I point a laser pointer in a microwave? Would it blow it up? Can I try? (25 Nov 2016,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got a pain in my foot. It might be cramp. Or a heart attack. Can you get heart attack pain in your foot? (24 Nov 2016,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Dad doesn't know the word ombre. Me: He's a boy. Her: Yeah but even so, it's an important word. (23 Nov 2016,17:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I had twins, I'd probably get them mixed up. When they're old enough to talk, they could pick which one is which name. (22 Nov 2016,07:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Discussing probability homework) Her: But that's impossible. Who picks their clothes out at random? That's just stupid! (20 Nov 2016,09:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can tell it's getting near Christmas when there's more trees inside shops than in a forest. (19 Nov 2016,14:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Teacher told me to start my second topic in the back of my exercise book UPSIDE DOWN, MARGIN ON THE RIGHT! I can't cope. (18 Nov 2016,16:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Buses are funny. When you're on one, you feel cool cos you're in a moving room. From outside, people just look silly. (17 Nov 2016,17:49) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: Put the rubbish in the bin and I'll give you a treat. Her: Money? Him: I won't make you have a daily hug. (16 Nov 2016,20:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's not fair. We had a real PE teacher today. (15 Nov 2016,16:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've never been able to find my pulse. I just make it up if they ask me to count it in PE. Counting breaths is easier. (13 Nov 2016,18:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love it when they tell us to "eyes right", and some of them do eyes left and wonder why they're looking at the shops. (13 Nov 2016,12:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Of course I'm beautiful. I've been beautiful all my life. Else, why did you take so many photos of me as a baby? (12 Nov 2016,22:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you die and get cremated, can I add glitter to your ashes? (10 Nov 2016,07:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did Cameron vote for himself? But the Queen doesn't vote?! What if no-one voted? (08 Nov 2016,18:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I saw Trump and Clinton both vote - why are they allowed to vote if they vote for themselves? It won't make any difference (08 Nov 2016,18:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm gonna play you all my favourite tunes, Mum. That's what you do to someone you like - bug them. (08 Nov 2016,16:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me "You're not allowed to, until you're her age, cos she had to wait." Her to other her "Why didn't you ask earlier?" (07 Nov 2016,18:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Honduras? Isn't that a brand of car? (06 Nov 2016,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do normal families light their sparklers? (05 Nov 2016,19:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I get lost, I'll follow a bus until it gets out of sight, then stand still until the next bus goes past & follow that. (03 Nov 2016,08:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... Scientists must work harder to find new science for us to learn. They'll have to put "how to cure cancer" into degrees (02 Nov 2016,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's A-level stuff in GCSEs now. They'll be putting degree stuff into A-levels next. They'll run out of stuff soon! ... (02 Nov 2016,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I was first cos I said it first!" "No, I was first cos I shouted it loudest!" (01 Nov 2016,22:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Do these shoes make me look slightly taller than you? I've decided I'll wear these shoes more often. (31 Oct 2016,12:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'd be an excellent serial killer. No-one would suspect me. (30 Oct 2016,18:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Those two dates can't both be Saturdays. No wait, I was counting up in fives. (29 Oct 2016,19:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love the Disney Store! Even the floor sparkles! (28 Oct 2016,16:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I have a pyjama day? No? How about if I get dressed into clean pyjamas? (26 Oct 2016,12:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are there advent calendars for November? Oo, can we get two calendars for the next two months? (25 Oct 2016,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I breathe carbon dioxide into a bottle of drink, then shake it up, will it become fizzy? (24 Oct 2016,17:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Girls don't need money in nightclubs, especially if they're wearing a short skirt. (23 Oct 2016,18:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We should leave space travel to large countries, USA and Russia. We don't have much area to land space crafts coming home. (20 Oct 2016,07:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People just need to be nice to each other. Not even nice, just not "not nice". Just civil! Make sure that goes viral, Mum! (19 Oct 2016,16:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know Americans drive on the wrong side of the road, do they do roundabouts wrong too? (18 Oct 2016,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm trying to prove my sister wrong, Mum, stop hitting me with facts. (17 Oct 2016,18:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What does debut mean?" "It means first release. Why?" "Niall's debut single. Phew, I was scared it meant one-off or only" (15 Oct 2016,14:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How are borders decided? Bare with me. Some countries are small, some are huge. It's not fair. (14 Oct 2016,19:04) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Him: What happens when you mix potassium and water? Her: It gets very shouty. (13 Oct 2016,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I do really well in my mocks, I'm going to be "ill" for my real exams! (12 Oct 2016,15:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wanna know how many bricks there are in the gym wall? 3150. I was bored at the end of my exam. (10 Oct 2016,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If we were Muslim and Dad died, we'd have to find male friends to wash & wrap him and bury him in 24 hours. Nightmare! (09 Oct 2016,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you get condensation on your face? (08 Oct 2016,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When can I legally start counting down to Christmas? (07 Oct 2016,14:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oo, a new fiver! Can we put it in the washing machine? (06 Oct 2016,18:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't phone me on my phone - I wouldn't know how to answer. You would have to wait while I Google how to pick up. (06 Oct 2016,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm gonna have great wrinkles when I'm older from laughing too much. And from pulling faces on Snapchat. (05 Oct 2016,21:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Look mum! I did sport!" "Throwing loo rolls down the stairs isn't sport!" (04 Oct 2016,16:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I was a vegetarian, I'd still eat bacon and sausage, cos they're sooo nice! (03 Oct 2016,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "passive aggressive" Isn't that an Oxford-moron? (01 Oct 2016,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What are pirates called if they're female pirates? Like, you get firemen and firewomen. Are there pirate-women? (29 Sep 2016,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Watch this dance I've learnt. Me: I taught you that when you were five! Her: If I don't remember, it doesn't count. (28 Sep 2016,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My countdown says 90 days!! Oh when the snowman brings the snow... (26 Sep 2016,18:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I could draw, I think art would be my favourite subject. (25 Sep 2016,20:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My sister is so slow she'd come fifth out of the four of us. (24 Sep 2016,11:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want to be late. Couldn't you have hired an ambulance, so everyone would move out the way? (23 Sep 2016,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like hearing other accents. Everyone else is wrong. (23 Sep 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You've mixed two types of pasta today. It's like a treasure hunt! This is the best dinnertime game ever! (22 Sep 2016,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I much prefer oldies to the current tunes. I genuinely think songs from 2000-2010 are better than current songs. (21 Sep 2016,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I win, cos I called it. Well, I called it in my head" "You have to actually call it out loud to call it" (20 Sep 2016,07:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I prefer cold weather to hot weather, cos, if you're still hot after you've taken all your clothes off, you're stuck. (19 Sep 2016,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to kidnap my friend so he can't go on his gap year. He's not allowed to leave. (18 Sep 2016,09:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do the horses they use have to be Paralympic too? Valid question! (17 Sep 2016,15:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well why are they called jabs if you're trying to tell me they don't just jab it in your arm? (16 Sep 2016,16:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is it called "rolling your eyes" or "round of applause"? You don't do a full circle with either of them. (16 Sep 2016,08:13) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: Where's your sister? Her: No! I'm important! (14 Sep 2016,08:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Would you like to do this fun maths game? It's not my homework, honest. There's a fun science sheet you can do next... (12 Sep 2016,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The moral of the play was "Rich people should be nice to poor people else they'll drink bleach" (12 Sep 2016,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Come here, I need your face. Well no, actually I just need any face and you're closest. (11 Sep 2016,13:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop it! I don't know enough Kung Fu. (10 Sep 2016,12:36) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Even houses on one side of the road, and odd houses on the other? Never knew that! That's so cool! (09 Sep 2016,18:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They should do a new Olympic event - swimming with obstacles. They'd need to swim through hoops, pick up objects.. (08 Sep 2016,15:51) |
| #thingsItellmygirls No you can't borrow my phone to head butt it. (07 Sep 2016,19:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My friend at college has a dress code. She can't show the 4 B's. Boobs, Bum, Belly or Boxers. (05 Sep 2016,19:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You've ruined my future by living here. I'll obviously have to leave home, but anywhere I go won't be as posh as Oxford. (05 Sep 2016,15:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you take your wedding ring off, you're no longer married. (04 Sep 2016,21:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How closely related to the Queen do you have to be to get on the news when you die? (03 Sep 2016,19:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, what colour is maths? It's red. Some people say blue, but they're wrong - that's English. (01 Sep 2016,12:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The months have colours: April=pink Feb=green Nov=purpley-bluey. I hate it when people write months in the wrong colour. (01 Sep 2016,12:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Aug, Sept, Oct is autumn, I swear! Wait, why do seasons have to be equal? (01 Sep 2016,12:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When mum dies, we'll have to split her ashes up so we have half each. (31 Aug 2016,13:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How would you like to live here? Her: Ergh, no. Too many trees. Think of all that oxygen. (31 Aug 2016,13:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't look at milk for an hour. It's really boring. (30 Aug 2016,22:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why did she call you duck? Why do strangers talk to me? I want to go south again, where they can say grass properly. (29 Aug 2016,13:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Gonna draw the Humber Bridge at breakfast. Are pancakes & golden syrup the best artistic material? https://t.co/z4du4423m2 (29 Aug 2016,08:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I have kids, I won't call you Grandma or Gran or Granny or Nan. I'll call you Elderly Relative Sarah. (28 Aug 2016,11:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's better to look stupid than naked. (26 Aug 2016,19:48) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I'm allergic to hayfever (26 Aug 2016,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where did Eton Mess originate? Was it Harrow? (24 Aug 2016,09:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is child slavery! #makingdinner (23 Aug 2016,17:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm too short for my hair. (23 Aug 2016,14:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know they make Cornettos by spreading icecream over the flat waffle then roll it up, but how do they do the bottom choc? (22 Aug 2016,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay By September I want to be able to write an M properly. My current M is disgusting. I'll need to write Monday and Maths. (21 Aug 2016,09:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm going to lick the yogurt lid" "Is that like being a window licker?" (20 Aug 2016,12:46) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay You're like the offspring of the Duracell bunny and the jolly green giant. (18 Aug 2016,20:18) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Just to let you know, I am wearing pants, it's just that you can't see them. (18 Aug 2016,20:17) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I had to discipline her with a bottle of water. (18 Aug 2016,20:17) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay You're not going to have cute kids (16 Aug 2016,18:58) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Well, that's how I'd pee if I were a boy (16 Aug 2016,18:58) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay When you've finished, can I pop your boobs with a pin? (16 Aug 2016,18:57) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay You don't need a shower cap for the colour chaos - just use cling film on your head. (15 Aug 2016,17:38) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Help us settle an argument: are scotch eggs posh? (15 Aug 2016,13:37) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay If you don't wake up in time for breakfast, I'll stand outside your tent banging a dustpan and brush. (15 Aug 2016,13:36) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I wouldn't want to own a field. I wouldn't know what to do with it. (14 Aug 2016,22:10) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay If the ball ends up in a different campsite, it's definitely out. (14 Aug 2016,17:05) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Have you just lost your balloon virginity? (14 Aug 2016,09:48) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I'd be a really bad robber. I just tell people when I take their stuff. (13 Aug 2016,18:06) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I need more camping puns for this week. I've already used "in-tents/intense". (13 Aug 2016,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does the country with the most medals get at the end of the Olympics? Nothing?! Then why is there a medal table? (12 Aug 2016,09:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do islands stay where they are and not float away? (11 Aug 2016,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Remember the Las Ketchup song? I can speak Spanish. (11 Aug 2016,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are summer Olympians allowed to take part in the winter Olympics? (10 Aug 2016,13:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need the loo, but I don't trust you to not touch my food... I'm gonna take my lunch into the loo. (09 Aug 2016,12:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is grapefruit the disgusting one? (08 Aug 2016,18:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, tell my sister to stop copying my sneeze (07 Aug 2016,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you were in the cluedo house, how would you murder someone? (06 Aug 2016,14:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I understand your point about the Little Red Hen story, but she made bread. I'm asking to try the ice cream you made. (06 Aug 2016,12:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Americans sang that song, would they have to sing "jello on a plate, jello on a plate..."? (04 Aug 2016,16:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why does dad always use fancy words?" "How else will you learn them?" "I'll Google them. I'll search for 'fancy words' " (04 Aug 2016,08:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, how come you don't shout at me & tell me to shut up more often? I couldn't put up with what you put up with. (03 Aug 2016,10:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need to make some friends along this part of the street, so I can use get Wi-Fi continuously when I walk. (02 Aug 2016,10:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Stop bullying me!" "I'm not bullying - it's only bullying if it's persistent - I've only been teasing for a little while" (01 Aug 2016,20:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Thank you for being a good parent and never letting me go out dressed like that child over there. (01 Aug 2016,14:34) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay I promise not to play that trick on you again....today (31 Jul 2016,13:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Could you do 81 plaits for me? Then plait them together to make 27, then plait them to make 9, then three, then one. (31 Jul 2016,08:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I only said it was a maybe! Her: Well to me that means yes, cos I'll bug you till I get it. (30 Jul 2016,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I prefer winter sales to summer sales - I have more money then. (28 Jul 2016,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What if the news presenter doesn't understand the topic? Do they leave the questions to the other presenter? (28 Jul 2016,08:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Do I look like I could get a part in Outbreak yet? (27 Jul 2016,06:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Well at least my vital signs are beating the bloke in the cubicle opposite... Of course it's a competition! (26 Jul 2016,15:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wait - you're not allowed to try tights on before you buy them?! That makes picking a pair way too stressful! (25 Jul 2016,15:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not yawning, I'm just showing with my mouth how excited I am (24 Jul 2016,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Which wand shall I take to the Harry Potter play?" "Why are you taking a wand?!" "In case there's any death eaters" (24 Jul 2016,08:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Last time we did this, I won. Well, I basically won - Dad doesn't count. (23 Jul 2016,14:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If your house smells of lavender when you're old, I'm coming in with a flame-thrower. (22 Jul 2016,15:11) |
| #thingsItellmygirls No, it doesn't count as exercise if you walk around the room following the air from the fan. (21 Jul 2016,19:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't understand why people would buy lacy underwear. They're not supposed to be seen. (21 Jul 2016,11:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Not getting dressed today. Too hot to get changed upstairs, too hot to bring clothes down, & there's no clothes downstairs (20 Jul 2016,11:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm using my tongue as a straw (20 Jul 2016,10:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you have to wear sunglasses to even look at a house, then you know it would be expensive to buy. (17 Jul 2016,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This tastes like grass. I know it does because I've tasted grass before. (16 Jul 2016,15:30) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I can't believe the teenagers babysit friends' phones when they go on holiday just to keep up a Snapchat streak! (15 Jul 2016,22:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I've got some really important news. Her: No, I've got important news! Look at this curly hair I found on my foot. (15 Jul 2016,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How was the food on your camping trip? Her: Great, we had tons. Wait, do you mean real food? Or sweeties? (14 Jul 2016,16:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What if the Queen says no? (13 Jul 2016,17:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So will the Euros be in Portugal next year? (12 Jul 2016,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They keep bringing back the same Snapchat filters. It makes me angry. Are you angry too, Mum? Don't laugh if you're angry! (12 Jul 2016,16:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I swear that in 20 years aliens will come down and say peas are bad. They're little balls of rabbit's poo. Only greener. (11 Jul 2016,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, you've not educated me right. I didn't realise Amy Winehouse was dead. I thought she was just in rehab. (09 Jul 2016,10:39) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I went to a secret location - can't say where. You don't care? Please care, it's no fun keeping it a secret otherwise. (08 Jul 2016,12:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's that film where they do that dance with their feet? They dance to the song called Footloose... (07 Jul 2016,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know I'm going camping in a forest, but why are you making me pack foresty-type clothes? (06 Jul 2016,19:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is how you make friends - by wearing pink shoes and a tiara. (06 Jul 2016,16:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I must be tired, Dad - I'm laughing at your jokes (05 Jul 2016,20:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Think how many friends you'll make at uni cos I've taught you to make puddings" "None, cos I won't be sharing anything" (04 Jul 2016,21:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Let's play a fun game "Guess the pen". I'll write something, and you guess which pen I wrote it with. (03 Jul 2016,19:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She's a nice girl. She's one of the few people that I wouldn't mind being trapped with in a room for an hour. (02 Jul 2016,08:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In your German oral exam, if the teacher asks you a question, do you have to answer in German? (01 Jul 2016,16:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Disney isn't a country - it doesn't have a representative at the UN" "They should" (29 Jun 2016,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is there a shadow cabinet for the shadow cabinet? (28 Jun 2016,16:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She's lying, I didn't lick her face. I licked my finger then put it on her face. (26 Jun 2016,09:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How about we pick another country, kick them out first, see how they cope, before we have to leave. (26 Jun 2016,09:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll never let you win, unless you're on your death bed. But only if it's cancer, not if you walk in front of a bus. (25 Jun 2016,13:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Tell me how to do discus for sports day" "Oo I can teach you! I came second-to-last two years in a row" (24 Jun 2016,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I want to be your 1000th tweet" "No, I want it to be from me!" "But I say more stupid stuff, it should be me!" (22 Jun 2016,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't say I don't have a life. I saw a box that I knew I'd fit in - took the opportunity, sat in it and loved it! (22 Jun 2016,16:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "You should start earning some money" "Where?" "Work in a shop" "But I'd need money to get the bus to town. Think!" (21 Jun 2016,17:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't have to be nice to you, it's not mothers' day. (20 Jun 2016,16:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is there a Father's Day song? You know, like Happy Birthday? (19 Jun 2016,09:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The five types of people in The Breakfast Club are exactly the types of people I try to avoid at school. (18 Jun 2016,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop tickling her! It's my turn! (17 Jun 2016,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not vain, I'm confident (17 Jun 2016,07:41) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: Are you trying to use psychology on your hair? Her: Yes, it's worked before! (16 Jun 2016,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, do you think you'd survive a Willy Wonka chocolate tour without getting taken away? (14 Jun 2016,07:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't think I've ever seen a wild poppy before. I've only ever seen those little badges. (13 Jun 2016,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dundee isn't in Scotland! But what about that Australian film? That one about crocodiles. (11 Jun 2016,11:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where's Cumbria? Wait, it's not a country?! Is there a country that sounds like Cumbria? (11 Jun 2016,11:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I thought New Forest was in the north until we went through it the other day. (11 Jun 2016,11:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wish someone could film me all day and let me watch it back at the end of the day. I'd laugh so much cos I'm so funny. (10 Jun 2016,18:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the correct way to eat a Magnum? All choc first, or choc with ice cream? What's ice cream eating etiquette? (09 Jun 2016,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't bend this knee right now - I'm bending my other one at the moment. (08 Jun 2016,21:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Family sweepstake for Euro 2016] "I hope I pick out a country name I recognise" (07 Jun 2016,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Never have a Costa cooler when you're wearing shorts. (06 Jun 2016,16:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dickens and Shakespeare are too hard to understand. I wish they'd been illiterate! (05 Jun 2016,18:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop, it's child abuse! I could video this as evidence. But I'd have to stop laughing first! (03 Jun 2016,10:03) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Stop licking the end of your charging cable! (02 Jun 2016,18:06) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I cheated, so I ought to have won. (01 Jun 2016,15:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Was HMS Victory called "victory" before it went into battle? That's a bit presumptuous. How embarrassing if it failed! (01 Jun 2016,08:48) |
| #thingsItellmygirls No, they don't speak French on the Isle of Wight. (31 May 2016,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How does quick-sand work? ... Oh, I thought it was because the gravity was stronger. (30 May 2016,07:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do you know what I call that?" "Volleyball?" "No, Effort" (29 May 2016,15:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I was being chased by a murderer I'd probably stop running. I wouldn't get far and I'd die from being out of breath. (28 May 2016,18:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you're traveling, if you see an animal, you HAVE to make its noise. It's illegal not to! (28 May 2016,12:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I go to prom, I'm going to make sure all my friends stand in the correct rainbow colour order for the photo. (27 May 2016,22:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do I need to learn about electrolysis? It works - that's all. If I need to know about it one day I'll Google it. (26 May 2016,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I buy you an anniversary card just before we get to the restaurant? I'll write it at the table. Can I have some money? (24 May 2016,08:25) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I like the anniversary card I got you - I chose it cos I really liked all the arrows on it. (24 May 2016,08:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A unicorn is just a horse with nose cancer. (23 May 2016,18:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't need to watch that film. I can act it out in my room by myself. (22 May 2016,20:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, that's the second worst thing you've ever said to me. You can't mess with Christmas! (22 May 2016,09:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want that for dinner. That's not pizza. That's the opposite of pizza. (20 May 2016,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Everything's funnier when you're lying down. It's true - it's an actual saying! Try it mum, then you'll find me funny! (20 May 2016,16:26) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If you died between sending that text and explaining it to me, I would have been confused for the rest of my life. (19 May 2016,18:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I recognise that place - that's the Red Square. I knew it because that's the Taj Mahal. The Taj Mahal is in Russia, right? (18 May 2016,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, have you ever banged your head on the table in time to music? It's really fun. Watch! We will, we will rock you... (17 May 2016,08:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't lick your arm! My tongue didn't move so it's not technically a lick! (15 May 2016,20:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "My sister thinks she's so cool" "So do you!" "I *know* I'm cool, she just thinks she's cool, that's the difference" (15 May 2016,16:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wait, so cash-points work even when the bank is closed? That's well cool! (14 May 2016,14:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People should spread out within their own country before they're allowed to invade the next county. I should be PM. (13 May 2016,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you were at school, you had a coach to take you to swimming lessons? Why go to all that effort just to make you swim? (13 May 2016,16:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Revision testing] Me: Tell me about Vitamin A deficiency. Her: Dunno... but I do know I wrote that section in pink pen. (12 May 2016,07:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's not fair. You can't use your motherly authority to win. (10 May 2016,18:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, stop! You're giving me a carpet burn on my head. (09 May 2016,20:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: "What plant is that?" Me: "It's a Red Hot Poker" Her: "Will it burn me if I touch it?" (08 May 2016,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would happen if I open the fridge and freezer at the same time? (08 May 2016,15:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I keep crying with laughter wearing mascara, is there a chance that the skin near my eye will get permanently stained? (07 May 2016,15:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got 2 things to say... No, just 1 thing cos I've forgotten one. Wait, don't tweet that or I'll forget the only thing! (07 May 2016,09:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay [Going downstairs in the dark alone] If I get massacred, I want my last words to be "we're all in this together". (06 May 2016,22:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've burnt this part of my mouth. But it's ok, I don't use that part of my mouth much. (03 May 2016,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: It says I've won £20 for second prize in a beauty competition. Them: I came first. No, I came first! (02 May 2016,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does there have to be a certain length of time before you're allowed to have a school reunion? (01 May 2016,14:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do teams practise? If there's just one team, there's not enough people to play a game. (30 Apr 2016,14:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Glücklich Geburtstag, Mum! That means happy birthday. At least I think it means happy. It could mean fat. (29 Apr 2016,18:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Continental Drift" is where they see who can move their table the furthest before the teacher notices. Furthest was 2m. (28 Apr 2016,16:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've still got my Zayn poster on the wall, but I've ripped it a bit to show he's not in the band any more. (27 Apr 2016,18:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The two parts of the cake you made don't quite go together. It's like having a boring old person with an excited toddler. (26 Apr 2016,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Perhaps we could do that at youth group. Her: No, cos then I'd have to share. (25 Apr 2016,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on, do tears come out of this part of the eye? Oh yeah, that's why it's called a tear duct. (24 Apr 2016,10:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Course I know it's St George's day. I'm not stupid. Facebook told me. (23 Apr 2016,15:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Could radio presenters get the sack because of their accent? In their interview, do they ask "Can you say Beyonce?" (22 Apr 2016,16:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Taught about perimeters in work experience. Had to tell them it's all the edges. ALL the edges, they can't just pick some! (19 Apr 2016,19:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My will: Wear feathers at my funeral. Take my clothes to a charity shop in Mexico. Follow a treasure map to my money. (19 Apr 2016,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I had to teach the class PE in work experience. I hate PE. Guess what sport I had to teach. Hint: I don't know the rules. (18 Apr 2016,18:02) |
| #thingsItellmygirls Don't talk with your fork in your mouth. (18 Apr 2016,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Which birthday card do you want to open next?" "I'm opening them in colour order" (17 Apr 2016,09:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay World War 3 would be much worse than 1 or 2. Wait, think of all the new depressing poems I'd then have to study at school. (16 Apr 2016,10:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But why doesn't a trifle have to have three layers? TRI-fle means three. QUAD-fle would have 4 layers. BI-fle would have 2 (14 Apr 2016,18:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Your invitation says to wear "morning attire". That means pyjamas. (14 Apr 2016,07:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm Rapunzel. I'd be happy to hide for 18 years, then step outside and go hyper" "No, it's just cos you're hair obsessed" (13 Apr 2016,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "If you were a Disney princess, you'd be Sleeping Beauty" "But I don't dance in the forest with animals!" (13 Apr 2016,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Have you ever worn a new dress but left the label on so you can return it after the night out? (12 Apr 2016,18:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Wanna jog?" "It's not Thursday. I only run on Thursdays" (10 Apr 2016,15:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I sneeze over the cake so no-one else can eat it? (09 Apr 2016,18:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the clothes size says it's for my age and it doesn't fit me, I should be able to sue the company. (08 Apr 2016,12:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want to do a blind taste test, but I'm not going to wear a blindfold to eat my food. (07 Apr 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I had wings, they'd connect here (pointing to a bone on her back) (06 Apr 2016,18:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does exfoliating just mean "making dust"? (06 Apr 2016,10:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I see my thumb a lot (05 Apr 2016,07:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I'm at uni and don't have a sandwich toaster, could I lean a toaster on it's side? [How to burn down a student block] (04 Apr 2016,12:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm great at Musical Bumps cos I don't have far to drop. If I had musical-bump-off against [6ft friend], I'd win. (03 Apr 2016,12:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "My invention of Costa drive-through is the best thing since my invention of leggings with pockets" "Both already exist!" (01 Apr 2016,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Pigeons are so parkour. But I guess that's cos they can fly. (31 Mar 2016,10:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hang on, it's a criminal offence to sit on my phone, ignoring people, being anti-social?! https://t.co/0UAa1EGrMI (29 Mar 2016,14:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Someone told me that the deadliest animal in the UK is the squirrel - is that true? (28 Mar 2016,10:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What if Oxford woman win their boat race, but Cambridge men win their race? Who wins overall? (27 Mar 2016,15:49) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays "Why do we have to wait until everyone's got their food before we start eating?" "Otherwise it would be an unfair race" (26 Mar 2016,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've learnt all the French I need to learn by looking at the t-shirts in Primark. (25 Mar 2016,17:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you want me to toast your hot cross bun? I'll keep an eye on it, but you'll need to scrape off the burnt bits. (25 Mar 2016,12:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Having spare gum or lots of colouring pens - that's the way to make friends at school. (24 Mar 2016,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My History GCSE will be harder than your History GCSE, Mum, cos more things have happened since you took it. (22 Mar 2016,15:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's a language called "Flemish"? *wets herself laughing (*21 Mar 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I had to write a spy story at school, but I got bored so I made the spy commit suicide (20 Mar 2016,16:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If me and my sister made up a big enough lie, could we get you sent to prison? Well, that's going on my bucket list. (19 Mar 2016,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Watching her favourite film: You're going to die in about two minutes.... I did warn him. (18 Mar 2016,17:00) |
| #thingsItellmygirls Claiming to be first doesn't actually mean you were first. (17 Mar 2016,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (2/2) Yeah, you can tweet that, cos the people that would get offended won't be on twitter!! (16 Mar 2016,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (1/2) Why do old people like newspapers?! Get your news from a smartphone or just bog off and die. (16 Mar 2016,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I get married, I'm going to suggest twin beds. Plenty of room, own duvet, different mattresses... (14 Mar 2016,19:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: What job does [friend] do? Me: He designs tanks. Her: Can he design a pink one? (13 Mar 2016,18:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Was it Ken and Ben, the flowerpot men? (13 Mar 2016,16:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How much would it cost to build a basement? (12 Mar 2016,12:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To her sister: You swine! You are a staring great stuck pig! Just quoting the Dickens I need to learn. You dog in disgrace (11 Mar 2016,19:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How much does it cost to change a cat's name? Don't cats have birth certificates?! (09 Mar 2016,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you get identical twins that are boy and girl? (08 Mar 2016,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay £20 for a lipstick?! Think how many McDonalds I could get for that! (08 Mar 2016,08:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What happens if you plant a seed upside-down? (07 Mar 2016,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I was going to send you a Snapchat with a mother's day filter, but I thought I should get out of bed and see you in person (06 Mar 2016,09:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What happens if we leave Europe? Which continent would we be part of? (05 Mar 2016,11:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay https://t.co/fayRy1JJZY (05 Mar 2016,08:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love creme eggs. There's a chocolatey bit, a soft bit & some foil to make smooth with your nail. What more do you want? (04 Mar 2016,17:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You have to pick a part. You can't be both Troy and Gabriella. (03 Mar 2016,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What are you getting for my birthday?" "A hug" "You never hug me!" "That's why it's a present" (01 Mar 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I had my photo taken with a £1000 cheque. It was supposed to be £2400, so they'll Photoshop that in. (29 Feb 2016,22:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm starting to prefer cheese and onion to salt and vinegar - it's less shouty. (28 Feb 2016,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I thought "semester" was American for "September" (27 Feb 2016,11:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays The American citizenship test is easier than the British one. The answers are either shoot it, sue it or screw it. (26 Feb 2016,22:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate it when supply teachers don't tell us their name. It means I can't complain about them. (26 Feb 2016,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I should fake an eye test & guess the prescription I'll need in the future, so we can get free glasses while I'm under 16 (25 Feb 2016,18:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hated my exam. I had to listen to my own boring thoughts for two hours! (24 Feb 2016,16:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't believe I'll have to do a drawing in my catering exam. It's my easiest GCSE and I'll be tested on my art skills! (23 Feb 2016,16:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Come on, come on, do the ocean motion with me" What do you mean it's 'locomotion'? That doesn't make sense (22 Feb 2016,11:34) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: Come and look at this - it's really sick! Niece: Urgh, I don't want to look at anything mucky! (21 Feb 2016,08:46) |
| #thingsmyniecesays "What do you prefer? Fries or chips" "Aren't they the same thing?" "No, they're different words" (19 Feb 2016,18:10) |
| #thingsmyniecesays "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Doctor who" "Er..." (19 Feb 2016,18:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I couldn't be an A&E doctor. I'd get so frustrated with people and shout "How could you be so stupid?" (19 Feb 2016,08:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do adults learn how to open envelopes neatly? (18 Feb 2016,10:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Do I win at best daughter? Me: Yep Her: Would you say her if she asked you? Me: Yep Her: Then I didn't win!! (17 Feb 2016,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got a bruise. It's a good one cos it hurts when I touch it. (17 Feb 2016,12:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Quick! Teach me the second verse of the national anthem! (15 Feb 2016,19:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there's life on other planets - you know we eat animals, is there a planet where animals eat humans? (15 Feb 2016,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum has to be nice to you today, Dad, but I don't. (14 Feb 2016,09:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I'm sending you a Valentine" "You ain't getting one back" (13 Feb 2016,14:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What if someone with really badly deformed ears needs to wear glasses? (12 Feb 2016,22:32) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Him: What did people who like cat videos do before internet? Me: We had a real cat Him: Thank goodness for the internet (11 Feb 2016,19:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, isn't it common knowledge that sunflower seeds have rabies? (11 Feb 2016,17:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Just checking something a friend said cos I know it's not true but do men have nipples because of their x chromosome? (10 Feb 2016,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why does it take longer to fly to Florida than to New York? They're on the same time-zone. (09 Feb 2016,16:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's up with vegans? Seriously! They can't have comfort food like ice cream or chocolate. Toast WITHOUT butter?! (08 Feb 2016,17:08) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's a "wedding list"? That sounds like it's worth getting married for. (07 Feb 2016,15:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Of course you'll walk down the aisle one day. Her: Yeah she will... when she's my bridesmaid. (07 Feb 2016,14:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So if polo is hockey on horses, what's "water polo" then? Do the horses have to get in the swimming pool too? (06 Feb 2016,19:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ha, ha, you have to live with him. I get to move out in a few years! (05 Feb 2016,17:43) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Don't overthink it. You're ruining my story by bringing up actual facts. (05 Feb 2016,17:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really like this kiwi spoon. Am I allowed to eat other things with it, like mango? (04 Feb 2016,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't you ever buy matching dressing gowns. (03 Feb 2016,18:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You're not intelligent enough to use reverse psychology. (01 Feb 2016,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wait, Wales is a country? Scotland has it's own bank notes? Dorset isn't a town? Jersey has a flag? etc... [I've failed] (31 Jan 2016,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There should be more birthday songs. And Easter songs. There's plenty of Christmas songs. (30 Jan 2016,12:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Farts are green" "But you'd see them?" "Ah, they're invisible" "Green & invisible?!" "And they're shy. Made of fearons" (29 Jan 2016,16:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Play that video again & I'll change the Wi-Fi password" "But I've learnt the dance - I wanna show you how talented I am" (28 Jan 2016,16:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's strange to think that one day "now" will be history. It'll be remembered for gay rights and One Direction (28 Jan 2016,07:51) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I've worked out that shredding half a mile of back-up tape at 1m per second will take about 15 minutes. (27 Jan 2016,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Posh, Baby, Ginger, Sporty, what's the other one? Scary?! They named her that! That's awful! Not as bad as Ugly or Grumpy. (26 Jan 2016,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Feel how smooth my thumb is. (26 Jan 2016,16:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why, Dad? Why do you keep doing things like this to me?! https://t.co/BiNOfdAVLV (24 Jan 2016,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know there's "Saturday Night Fever", "Blue Monday", "Friday" - what about the other days? (24 Jan 2016,15:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm saving that embarrassing photo of you to use at your funeral memorial service... unless I get I more embarrassing one. (23 Jan 2016,14:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "It'll be dark by the time we get there" "Why?" (22 Jan 2016,16:15) |
| #thingssaidatyouthgroupplanningmeeting Laws don't apply to us (21 Jan 2016,07:46) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays My knee hurts when I stand in a position somewhere between wicket keeper and receiving serve. (20 Jan 2016,12:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite Shakespeare play is Midsummer Night's Dream. He's called Bottom! And he gets an Ass head! *snigger (*19 Jan 2016,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've just broken my belly bone. (17 Jan 2016,18:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's not my fault. I blame Adele. I'm going to sue her. I'm pretty sure I've planned to sue her about something else... (16 Jan 2016,19:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Make sure you keep your facebook up to date - it'll give us something to look through at your funeral. (15 Jan 2016,18:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Who's David Bowie?" "The one with the lightning down his face" "What? Daniel Radcliffe's dead?" (14 Jan 2016,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm so happy my work experience will be in a primary school - I like telling people what to do and how to do it. (14 Jan 2016,16:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The Grimm brothers' stories were really grim. Wait, is that why they were called Grimm? I thought that was just their name (13 Jan 2016,18:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you ask for my opinion, you can't be offended by my comments. (11 Jan 2016,16:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Before my very eyes"? Why is it my VERY eyes? I don't have eyes that are very. Educate me before you tweet it! (10 Jan 2016,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "You can't ask quiz questions without knowing the answer" "I was hoping you'd know it so I could just say yes" (09 Jan 2016,19:18) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Is it now permissible to call 999 if people still have their decorations up? (08 Jan 2016,12:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My finger nail has changed shape from writing too much. I'm suing the school. (07 Jan 2016,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Were you alive when YMCA was released? Macarena? Grease? We Will Rock You? S Club 7? Eye Of The Tiger? You're so old! (06 Jan 2016,17:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need to give you some directions. Come and stand next to me - face the same way, as it's the only way I can describe it. (05 Jan 2016,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad, slow down! I'm trying to copy you but I can't eat that fast! (03 Jan 2016,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does the % on alcohol mean how drunk you are? If you drink 4%, you're 4% drunk. Two glasses of 70% and you're proper drunk (02 Jan 2016,09:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like leap years - I have to wait an extra day for my birthday and Christmas. (01 Jan 2016,13:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't worry about hosting a party. As long as everyone shouts Happy New Year at the right time, it'll be a success. (31 Dec 2015,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Obama isn't President next year, where will he live? If Kayne West becomes President, will Obama live in Kayne's house? (31 Dec 2015,11:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A good thing about having taller friends is I won't get hit by lightening. (31 Dec 2015,11:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Doesn't gourmet mean disgusting food?" "It means fancy food from posh restaurants" "That's exactly what I mean" (30 Dec 2015,12:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Ow, you can't hit my leg - that wasn't the leg I kicked you with. (29 Dec 2015,10:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Gorgonzola? Is that a thing? Or is that cockney rhyming slang? (28 Dec 2015,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Which sounds better? Scrinch or Grooge? (27 Dec 2015,08:56) |
| #thingsmyfatherinlawsays True, Scotland's very wet, but we need lots of water to make whisky. (26 Dec 2015,09:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where will we have to journey back to to register for the next census? (25 Dec 2015,18:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Cos I'm sharing a bedroom with my sister this week I keep calling it "Sister bonding week", but she gets annoyed with that (25 Dec 2015,06:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Are you yawning already? Her: No, it's an excited yawn! (25 Dec 2015,06:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is the most annoying time of Christmas, waiting for everyone else to wake up. Is your clock right? #ChristmasCuddles (25 Dec 2015,06:50) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Is 45 metres of cling film enough for Christmas? (24 Dec 2015,10:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is your tum is ok for our lightsaber fight today? Can I have that in writing so I fight properly and win without guilt? (24 Dec 2015,10:28) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I've given [daughter] £15 and a death threat. (23 Dec 2015,09:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you make lunch, do you pretend you're on a cooking show and talk to the camera? I do. Not crazy, just enthusiastic. (21 Dec 2015,13:10) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay There are some words you only hear once a year: myrrh, shineth, orient, seraphim & cherubim, o'er, deity, magi, donkey. (20 Dec 2015,19:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Norway donate a Christmas tree to Trafalgar Square every year? I didn't know we liked Norway. (20 Dec 2015,11:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Being double-booked doesn't exist. If you have plans, you're already booked. Some people should be banned from socialising (19 Dec 2015,12:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I should have been born a princess. I've been born to the wrong mother. (18 Dec 2015,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today I have Science, Maths, Christmas markets and Costa. (18 Dec 2015,07:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hands up who used a soldering iron today. (17 Dec 2015,17:45) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: What makes envelopes stick? Him: It's made from penguins, but only small, cute, fluffy ones, else it won't be sticky (17 Dec 2015,07:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There should be a GCSE in Yoda language. (16 Dec 2015,15:59) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You know I have a low goal for buying presents - I'm not aiming for good, I'm just aiming to avoid a domestic incident. (15 Dec 2015,07:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do I look ok?" "Doesn't matter - you'll never see these people again" (12 Dec 2015,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have a fear of measuring jugs. A measuring jug phobia. I can't bring myself to talk about it *cries (*11 Dec 2015,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My new nickname for my sister is Smellifart. It's a merge of my other names for her - Jennifart and Smellifer. (11 Dec 2015,16:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want my wobbly tooth to come out on Christmas Eve so that Santa and the Tooth Fairy can meet. (09 Dec 2015,18:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Do you want to come in the den I built?" "No - you've built it in the non-WiFi zone of the house" (07 Dec 2015,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's a bobtail and why is there a bell on it? (06 Dec 2015,19:30) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Does stubble hair grow at the same rate during day and night? (06 Dec 2015,09:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I try to pretend to be taller by standing on tip-toes but I can't hold my breath that long. (05 Dec 2015,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I hate PE. When I'm older I'll keep fit by laughing lots. Does smiling burn calories? What if I REALLY smile? (03 Dec 2015,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How long have you been with dad?! That's ages! That's even longer than I've been alive! (02 Dec 2015,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 'Tis the season to use words like 'tis and 'twas. (01 Dec 2015,07:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When builders plan a new house, do they start off practising by making it out of Lego? (30 Nov 2015,16:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My feet are too small for adult shoes. If I got high heels, I'd need to wear thick socks but not my polka dot fluffy socks (28 Nov 2015,17:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do I have to wait until next weekend?! When I have a house, my tree is going up on 1 November. (28 Nov 2015,11:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The shape of the moon today is the same as it'll be on Christmas day, cos it's 28 days to go!! (27 Nov 2015,18:34) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I don't care if you headbutt anything, as long as you send me a video of you doing it. (26 Nov 2015,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hockey's great. You get to hit people "by accident" and blame it on the wind moving the stick. Oh dear, another gust (!) (25 Nov 2015,16:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "...And Bob's your uncle" "Eh? But Andy's my uncle" (24 Nov 2015,18:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favourite colour? Mine's pineapple. (24 Nov 2015,08:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do they expect me to revise for an English test? Flick through a dictionary or thesaurus?! (23 Nov 2015,18:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Yep, I admit I fancy Victoria Coren - she's pretty, funny and arsey. Search "Victoria Coren Tea" for a good time. (21 Nov 2015,13:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Which country is the football team Barcelona from?" "Barcelona isn't a country? Isn't it England, Germany, Barcelona...?" (20 Nov 2015,16:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like saying "It's snowing!!!", but snow that stays on the ground for five days is outstaying its welcome. (20 Nov 2015,16:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One good thing about being short is I don't have to duck to get under tourist photos. (18 Nov 2015,18:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I'm not allowed to sing Christmas songs, you're not allowed to wear Christmas socks. (17 Nov 2015,16:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "You know the happy birthday song has copyright..." "That was declared invalid last month" "... well that ruins my joke" (17 Nov 2015,07:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Scouts are hardcore, cooking bread on a stick over fire. Guides wrap it in foil, place it gently in fire, wait 10 minutes. (16 Nov 2015,21:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do Shakespeare plays have songs? No? That's boring, he should have made them musicals. (16 Nov 2015,17:24) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Since I first met you you've been making up words. Punnet? Trivet? Ramkin? Frangipane? You've invented them all. (14 Nov 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What? Mincemeat isn't sold in the meat aisle? But it's got mince and meat in it's name! Mince pies don't contain meat?! (13 Nov 2015,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I went out with someone, I wouldn't want to see their face all the time - I'd still have a Disney wallpaper on my phone (12 Nov 2015,17:35) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Asking if a packet sauce or microwave sauce is more homemade is like asking if Hitler or Goebbels was most compassionate. (12 Nov 2015,16:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop it Dad. It's only funny when Mum does it. (09 Nov 2015,18:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The Last Post always reminds me of the opening theme music of Universal Studios films. (08 Nov 2015,08:30) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I don't want a WiFi kettle in case someone hacks it. Imagine getting not-quite-perfect tea! (07 Nov 2015,16:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The only reason you got twice as many points as me in that quiz is cos you're at least twice as old as me. (06 Nov 2015,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do fireworks work in the rain? (04 Nov 2015,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Rather than watering indoor plants, we should put bowls of water on radiators to make indoor clouds that make rain. (03 Nov 2015,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Well done for feeding us for over a decade. I'm not being sarky. You've keep us two alive. And a husband. I'm impressed. (02 Nov 2015,17:22) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If I use double cream rather than single cream, do I have to halve the quantity? (01 Nov 2015,17:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I smile while I insult you, it doesn't count. (30 Oct 2015,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How come you're not excited that your phone has a front camera? Oh yeah, you're an adult. (29 Oct 2015,10:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I still find it weird that you grew up without internet. (28 Oct 2015,15:22) |
| #thingsItellmygirls No, plants can't catch human colds. (25 Oct 2015,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I get married and change my name, my email address will be wrong! You're too old for this to have ever bothered you. (24 Oct 2015,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... In wars they'd have to send painters over the border first. And they'd wait for the paint to dry before retaliating. (23 Oct 2015,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wouldn't it be cool if each country was actually the colour of a map? So, the whole of Australia was actually yellow... (23 Oct 2015,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We're officially in the future! Today, scientists will reveal the flying cars they've been hiding. Where's my hoverboard? (21 Oct 2015,06:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How does Madame Tussauds put clothes on someone if they're made of wax? (20 Oct 2015,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need to pick my uni so it's close enough for you to come and kill spiders, but far enough away not to let you pop in. (18 Oct 2015,17:05) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays It's just a dry bit of skin. Either that or a bite from the Siberian Death Lizard. Would you like some placebo cream? (17 Oct 2015,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What?! I picked the healthiest ice cream! I picked the ones with fruit flavours. (17 Oct 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Breakfast - break-fast - breaking an overnight fast - that's so cool! Why's it called lunch? (15 Oct 2015,07:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Can you do this for me, cos you're my favourite sister?" "You already know you're my least favourite sister" (13 Oct 2015,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The best thing about you being less mobile is if you start to tickle me I can run away faster than you. (10 Oct 2015,17:01) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Them: Can we have Dominos pizza? Him: Yes if you're good. If you're naughty, I'm ordering curry. (08 Oct 2015,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She's the kind of teacher that gets excited handing out glue sticks. (04 Oct 2015,16:40) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Technically you've helped, but only in the same way the Luftwaffe helped London town-planning. (04 Oct 2015,16:39) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays 'Alien' probably isn't the best film to watch just before a hysterectomy. (28 Sep 2015,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you get stabbed while you're awake, you die. If you get stabbed during an operation, you don't die? I don't get it. (28 Sep 2015,16:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you have a sneeze coming in your nose, say banana and it goes away. (27 Sep 2015,19:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I get a special spoon with my dessert" "Only cos you're 'special' " (26 Sep 2015,18:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad's new dvd about computer programmers at a chess conference contains "sexual nudity". How's that gonna happen? (25 Sep 2015,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For the school production of Annie, will the dog be played by a human or by a dog? (25 Sep 2015,17:40) |
| #thingsitellmygirls Stop humming along with the microwave! (24 Sep 2015,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My assembly was about resilience: "Be more like a hob nob, not a rich tea biscuit." (24 Sep 2015,15:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's wrong with Google Street View? Why can't I go through doors? (23 Sep 2015,19:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm sure my pedometer is counting twice as many steps as I'm doing. Maybe I have a happy bouncy walk. (23 Sep 2015,18:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My teacher brought food in today. She's now off my massacre list... for now. (21 Sep 2015,19:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay F1 racing isn't a sport. You drive every day so how can it be a sport? (20 Sep 2015,18:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We had to sing "Is this the way to armadillo?" in music. (19 Sep 2015,12:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "We had to do this stretch in PE..." "I can do that one" "...then put our head on our knees" "Maybe I can't do that one" (19 Sep 2015,12:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I assumed that cos Americans are large, they have larger mouths so they can fit more food in. Not trying to be countryist. (18 Sep 2015,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hands up if you used a microscope today (18 Sep 2015,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My school trip says "wear smart, casual, practical clothing". None of my clothes are all three. (17 Sep 2015,17:37) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I discourage work colleagues from telling me their password. I reassure them that I can impersonate them without it. (16 Sep 2015,21:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Is that too tight or too loose? Her: IDM Me: Eh? Her: In Da Middle (16 Sep 2015,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Which people are coming round tonight and do any of them have loud laughs that will keep me awake? (15 Sep 2015,19:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To her sister: Your death threats never make sense. Flaming spoons? (14 Sep 2015,18:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: This is my spider killing shoe. Me: Do you get a lot of spiders in your bedroom? Her: Not any more! (13 Sep 2015,08:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do French students call their English lessons? Their English lessons are in French so do they call it English? (13 Sep 2015,08:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This film is 40 years old? And you still like it?! (11 Sep 2015,18:24) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays We're not celebrating birthdays of Build a Bear bears. (11 Sep 2015,16:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you think the chicken knows that it's eggs will be used in someone else's food? (10 Sep 2015,18:35) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm playing a different game. I'm actively making people lose The Game. (09 Sep 2015,12:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Comparing school tie colours) In Harry Potter, you'd be the goodie and I'd be the baddie but in Star Wars I'm the goodie (08 Sep 2015,08:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really like how I write a capital M. It makes writing the date at school on Mondays just a little bit better. (07 Sep 2015,15:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I used to have spy glasses like that boy's wearing. Us spies recognise fellow spies. (06 Sep 2015,17:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to write about The Charge Of The Light ... bigrade, bigade, brigrade... Army (04 Sep 2015,18:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People at school make my pc screen turn 90deg. I would Google how to fix it, but I can't keep my head turned like that. (04 Sep 2015,16:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I could never be a waitress - I don't have long enough arms. (03 Sep 2015,18:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Jojoba sounds like an illegal drug (02 Sep 2015,16:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I say "Yellow Mini!" but don't hit you because you're driving, you can't hit me. That's not fair! (01 Sep 2015,12:34) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm not impressed that electricity, that I pay for, is being used, in my house, to listen to boy bands. (31 Aug 2015,16:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are banks closed on bank holidays? ... Why does everyone else get a holiday just because the banks are shut? (31 Aug 2015,13:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are there any films where the bad guy wins? (30 Aug 2015,14:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Being assertive and a little bit aggressive makes up for my lack of height. (29 Aug 2015,16:39) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: I bought a Frozen card game for 50p. Him: I'll give you 75p to burn it right now. (28 Aug 2015,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One of my aims before my next birthday is to go through a drive-through. (28 Aug 2015,15:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Should I take my shoe off before I dip my foot in the river? (27 Aug 2015,16:57) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Her: What does jubilant mean? Him: It means smelly, for example "you're very jubilant today". (26 Aug 2015,08:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Inside I'm still a three year old. Disney! Pizza! Cake! Sleepovers! Parties! (25 Aug 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Watch me do YMCA with my legs... (25 Aug 2015,15:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Watching Snow White) I think I'm Dopey. (24 Aug 2015,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do round pizzas come in square boxes? (24 Aug 2015,14:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite foods are pasta and chocolate. Not together. (23 Aug 2015,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Would you like this hair of yours back? Oh wait, it's still attached to you (23 Aug 2015,16:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I used to spell it pengwen because of the book about two penguins called Pen and Gwen. (22 Aug 2015,19:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Vegans choose not to eat certain cakes?! WHY?? And how do they eat egg on toast? (22 Aug 2015,16:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, can you whip and nae nae? (21 Aug 2015,17:07) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay If I had to chose between Disney songs and pop songs at the silent disco I think I'd cry. (20 Aug 2015,08:16) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay "Will you be warm enough at the bonfire?" "Of course I will - bonfires generate their own heat" (20 Aug 2015,08:15) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay When I start jumping, you lot are on bra watch. (19 Aug 2015,18:44) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay I'm not rushing you, I'm just constantly giving you time checks to tell you how much time you have left. (19 Aug 2015,09:29) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Can we stop at the snack shop halfway round the fun run? (18 Aug 2015,18:44) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Can we spend the rest of the youth budget on a lifesize inflatable Jesus? (18 Aug 2015,10:27) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay "Are you coming raving?" "No I'm holding the fish" (17 Aug 2015,21:50) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Are men and women's hair made of the same stuff? (17 Aug 2015,09:41) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Stop mooing at everyone. (16 Aug 2015,17:12) |
| #thingsmyyouthgroupsay Well the beach was littered with needles so what harm could one poo do? (16 Aug 2015,06:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (dancing) Less than six months to Christmas! LESS THAN SIX MONTHS! Halfway there!! (14 Aug 2015,16:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But bees don't have knees (13 Aug 2015,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like seeing old people driving red cars - it means they're enjoying life, rather than having a boring coloured car. (13 Aug 2015,13:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Growing up watching the Tweenies is way cooler than growing up watching the Muppets. (12 Aug 2015,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Mum dies first, Dad will probably die soon after from a kitchen accident. (11 Aug 2015,12:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Dad dies first, I think Mum will become a cat lady. I'll buy her a cat for her birthday... every year. (11 Aug 2015,12:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love the DisneyStore. The staff say "Have a magical day". That makes me so happy. And when they call me "your highness" (10 Aug 2015,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Stop touching me" "In theory, I'm not - there's air between us and it's only the force of the atoms you're feeling" (10 Aug 2015,07:56) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If the TV speakers ever break from the sound being up too loud, we'd have to get a sound bar. Just thinking out loud... (09 Aug 2015,18:21) |
| #thingsmyniecesays I don't like being the youngest - I can't ever give anyone a piggy back. (08 Aug 2015,14:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Life's too short to have all the kitchen gadgets" "Think of all the lovely food you could make. Life WOULD be short then" (07 Aug 2015,16:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (2/2) Maybe I should sleep all wriggly so it just pings off. I don't really use this little finger anyway... (06 Aug 2015,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (1/2) I can't get this fake nail off - can I bite it off like I do with my real nails? (06 Aug 2015,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If a baby can't talk, how does it think? (05 Aug 2015,14:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I don't talk to myself out loud. I talk to myself in my head" "That's called thinking" (04 Aug 2015,12:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know strawberries grow on straw - is there such a thing as 'rasp'? (03 Aug 2015,16:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is the right kind of distance I like to watch dogs from. (From seven floors up) (03 Aug 2015,09:10) |
| #thingsmyniecesays If you mix tomato ketchup and mayonnaise you get pink sauce! (02 Aug 2015,19:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why's this plate hot?" "To keep your food warm" "How long do they think I'm going to take to eat it?" (02 Aug 2015,09:38) |
| #thingsmyniecesays Last one to put their hand up wins! (01 Aug 2015,16:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Could you take a photo of the back of my hair? I'll still smile for the photo. (01 Aug 2015,08:59) |
| #thingsmyneicesays Don't put your hair in that bush - there's bumble bees in there. (31 Jul 2015,20:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" "Yeah, but it's more fun getting up late and eating it in the afternoon" (30 Jul 2015,18:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "YOLNT: You only live nine times" It's like YOLO but for cats. (30 Jul 2015,08:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want to go into year 11 next year, it sounds too scary. I'd like to work in McDonald's if it's ok with you. (29 Jul 2015,18:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To get a better signal on your phone, hold it up like the start of Lion King. And sing the song in your head. (28 Jul 2015,15:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm so good at taking selfies. I'm even good at taking selfies of other people. (27 Jul 2015,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want a dog. Dog walkers are always the first ones to find dead bodies. (27 Jul 2015,17:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is ice cream theatre food? And why's popcorn cinema food? (26 Jul 2015,18:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I win! I've got the most and heaviest shopping bags! Never give in when shopping! (25 Jul 2015,16:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've worked out what to call it if you're fraped on twitter - I'm calling it "magpied" cos magpies steal things and tweet. (23 Jul 2015,13:02) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Don't ever say I don't buy you nice things. http://t.co/HUH9JWbHTI (22 Jul 2015,19:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop tickling me and I'll stop licking you. (22 Jul 2015,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know the song "Drinking from the bottle"? Well I'm "eating from the container that it was cooked in the oven in". (21 Jul 2015,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's easy for an American to do an English accent - they just have to drop their accent and talk properly. (20 Jul 2015,17:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I don't want to get old and boring. Her: You're not boring... (18 Jul 2015,13:32) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I never get sexy twitter bots following me. Seriously, what am I doing wrong? (17 Jul 2015,21:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She's not a nice girl. If someone snaps at her, she'll bite back. And I don't mean with words, I mean with teeth. (16 Jul 2015,19:55) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays So glad we've sorted out where we'll scatter each other's ashes (!) (15 Jul 2015,22:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You're such a twonk. Her: I have no idea what that is, but it sounds insulting so I've decided I'm not. (14 Jul 2015,18:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Movie baddies always leave things in a mess. The good guys leave things exactly as they were. (13 Jul 2015,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's there so many summer students in Oxford? It's not special, just old. If I holidayed with school I'd want fun not old (11 Jul 2015,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's not fair. You embarrassed me at my leavers disco, you have to embarrass her at hers! (10 Jul 2015,17:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you post that photo anywhere I promise I'll kill you. In your sleep. (09 Jul 2015,16:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've just found a letter I wrote to myself a year ago. That's genuinely made my day, my week! I love myself! (07 Jul 2015,17:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Use your fingers to measure a distance on a map, then take that distance to a clock to see how long it takes to drive. (06 Jul 2015,20:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What's a baby deer called?" "Bambi" (06 Jul 2015,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yes, I'm setting a timer on my phone for the oven but I just need to find the right food emoji for the label. (05 Jul 2015,13:36) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay "This power cut - does it mean we have to talk to each other?" "No, it's ok, 3G works" (04 Jul 2015,08:45) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm allowed to call you Mrs Perfect, because we all know what that makes me. (03 Jul 2015,13:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People wearing name badges should have them on their backs as well, as it's too much effort to go round the front. (02 Jul 2015,17:15) |
| #thingsItellmygirls If you have to put your hand on the floor to support yourself while sitting on a chair, you're doing it wrong. (01 Jul 2015,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The sky looks like a three year old's painting today - just plain blue cos they've forgotten to paint the clouds. (30 Jun 2015,16:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I used to think ice was expensive cos if I asked to have some you'd say I couldn't (because there was none in the freezer) (30 Jun 2015,15:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need to tell you every day how beautiful I am so you don't forget. (29 Jun 2015,18:09) |
| #thingsmyfamilysay Him: If you're going to start drinking, just start with small amounts. Her: What, like shots? (27 Jun 2015,21:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we watch the Minion movie, can I wear my Minion onesie? (27 Jun 2015,10:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like all my clothes. I don't mind if I don't grow any taller. (26 Jun 2015,16:31) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: Why's the tower crumbling just because the ring went in the volcano? Him: BECAUSE THE RING WENT IN THE VOLCANO (25 Jun 2015,18:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not complaining, I'm just asking, but does this have onions in it? (24 Jun 2015,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll be Mary Berry, you be Paul Hollywood. (22 Jun 2015,17:49) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I don't care. It's Father's Day not Daughter's Day. (21 Jun 2015,16:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do old people lose their memory? Is it cos their brains are dying? That's my happy thought for the day. (20 Jun 2015,12:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I was about to say that. It's not fair. I thought it first! (19 Jun 2015,15:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can Turkey make a decision and decide if it wants to be in Europe or Asia? Same with Russia. Where is Turkey anyway? (18 Jun 2015,21:28) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm just wondering what the Clanger planet is made of to give it such strong gravity for it's tiny size. (18 Jun 2015,07:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, don't you know all the words to Let It Go yet? (17 Jun 2015,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The front door scrapes on the carpet. The carpet must have expanded in the heat. (16 Jun 2015,16:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I saw banana DNA being extracted today - it looked like jelly gone wrong, more like bogeys. (15 Jun 2015,15:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If that horse had a horn it would look like a nice unicorn. (14 Jun 2015,10:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Those two birds on top of each other, I think they're "climbing". *giggles (*12 Jun 2015,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm better at bouncy castling than you. I like going on with heavier people than me as they fling me around more. (12 Jun 2015,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Our teacher doesn't explain very well how to throw the javelin. She should tell us to stand like Usain Bolt. (11 Jun 2015,20:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That bright pink house has been painted a boring colour. I won't recognise how to get to Grandma and Grandad's house now. (11 Jun 2015,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I bought a bunch of five bananas because I couldn't see a bunch of four. Oh, I didn't know you're allowed to break them up (10 Jun 2015,19:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm determined to go to Disneyland more times than you've been. I'll just go 3 more times after you're dead. (09 Jun 2015,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll know if a boy loves me if I ask him to buy me food and he goes and gets it for me and doesn't eat it on the way back. (08 Jun 2015,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What's brown & sticky?" "A stick" "No, poo - you always need a back-up punchline in case they already know the joke." (07 Jun 2015,18:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why was your RE teacher teaching you the proper way to throw a grenade? (06 Jun 2015,13:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why would you need a spare calculator in an exam? Is it in case you need to check that the first one is right? (04 Jun 2015,18:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really like these shoes. They make my feet look *slightly* more tanned, more human colour. (03 Jun 2015,18:42) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays How's it possible to chip a tooth while sat at my desk, alone, just typing? (02 Jun 2015,19:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does forensics mean? Is it something to do with forests? (02 Jun 2015,16:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want a sloth cuddly toy. It's my spirit animal. (01 Jun 2015,16:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To her sister: Do you realise mum can pin you down with one hand and tickle you with the other? (30 May 2015,18:22) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: Name your top 5 crushes. Him: Well, there's you, obviously... Then at number 4... (29 May 2015,18:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My new road safety slogan: Don't look, don't live. Do look, probably live. (28 May 2015,09:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay OK Google, how many days to Christmas? (27 May 2015,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How did the first person to drive learn to drive, if there was no one before then who could teach them to drive? (27 May 2015,12:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I can't take you seriously when you're eating like a sheep. (25 May 2015,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I ask for hot chocolate rather than tea with my Afternoon Tea? (24 May 2015,16:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How does she blend her foundation into her beard? (23 May 2015,21:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I never trust a thin person selling homemade cakes. (23 May 2015,13:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can we play rounders tonight, but only have two bases? Oh wait, that's cricket. (22 May 2015,18:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's the point of bank statements? It just shows you what money you used to have. (21 May 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't know who Marvin Gaye was so I googled him. He's dead. [She's now been educated] (20 May 2015,15:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It would be easier to play cards if the suits were circle, triangle and square. They can keep hearts. (19 May 2015,18:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The Toy Story films wouldn't be as eventful if the toys couldn't talk or move. (17 May 2015,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've forgotten all the nursery rhymes you taught me. I'll just have to sing One Direction songs when I have children. (16 May 2015,17:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you ever drop me as a baby? (15 May 2015,21:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Some hairstyles are just asking to be bullied. And wearing yellow clothes - that's asking for bullying too. (14 May 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Doesn't "20th Century Fox" realise it's the 21st century? (13 May 2015,18:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I had the chance to use the Oxford comma in my punctuation SATs test today, but I thought I should only use normal ones. (12 May 2015,17:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How does a person with a lisp say lisp? (10 May 2015,13:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have really really bad pins and needles. I may die, Daddy. What's the point of pins and needles? I'm stuck. (09 May 2015,12:19) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Is there an equivalent to childline but for husbands? (08 May 2015,23:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's a fact - I can't go more than 17 minutes without laughing in lessons. I've tested this twice. (08 May 2015,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't know political parties had logos. Shouldn't they all have logos of the Union Flag? That's what they want to run. (07 May 2015,16:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If a "Bakers dozen" is one more than 12, then a "Bakers half-dozen" is one more than 6, so it's 7. (06 May 2015,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you had your wedding again right now, would you invite the same people? (05 May 2015,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You never told me you kept the flowers from your wedding cake. They're made of icing? Why haven't you eaten them?! (05 May 2015,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why didn't you announce my birth with a notice on an easel outside the house? (04 May 2015,15:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Banana isn't fruit. Not real fruit. Not fruity fruit. What I mean is, I *like* bananas so they can't be fruit. (03 May 2015,09:53) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Just for reference, I've bought a new sick bucket for the household. (01 May 2015,15:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When people live on Mars, will they celebrate their Earth birthdays or their Mars birthdays? I'd do both! (30 Apr 2015,08:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, we're not going for a curry on your birthday! I'm not being racist, but I don't like Indian food. (29 Apr 2015,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You have to wear the badges, all of them, all day. Can we have cake for breakfast? (29 Apr 2015,07:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's makeup for? Is it to cover up ugly people? (28 Apr 2015,18:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Seeing a teacher outside school is like seeing a lion outside a zoo. (26 Apr 2015,12:28) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Do you want me to ruin your day by showing you pictures of what MacGyver looks like now? (25 Apr 2015,09:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad, give me a foot-five. [High-five with feet]. Quick, I can't hold this position for long! (23 Apr 2015,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Middle-aged is a stupid term cos no-one knows when they'll die, so no-one knows when halfway is. (22 Apr 2015,17:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Royals should pick fun names for babies. Four Georges in a row?! How about Jack or Alexis? Oo, they can use Albert again! (22 Apr 2015,15:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why can I hear your voice from two places? Her: I'm sending voice messages to my sister on the loo. (21 Apr 2015,18:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My 17 year old friend is a more careful driver than you. She slows for speed bumps. (20 Apr 2015,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do we blow out birthday candles? I'm having candles every year until I'm 127, and probably die from smoke or burns. (18 Apr 2015,22:47) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Hypothetically, if I won a raffle prize of a meal with John Cleese and Paddy Ashdown, would you want to come with me? (17 Apr 2015,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Elections are stupid. Everyone who wants to be prime minister should take turns having a year each. That would be fairer. (16 Apr 2015,07:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Guess what's happening in three days! It's the anniversary of the day that changed your life! Literally and symbolically! (14 Apr 2015,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When was David Cameron crowned Prime Minister? (13 Apr 2015,18:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can never divorce Daddy - he's the one with money and you're the fun one. (11 Apr 2015,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not posh. I don't like tea or scones. I do like plain scones though. (11 Apr 2015,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not marrying anyone who doesn't love Disney. Or Christmas. They have to be happy to carry clothes to the till. And pay (10 Apr 2015,12:42) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If you're a prisoner of war or on an airplane you have to eat whatever food you're given. (09 Apr 2015,07:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But I thought Night At The Museum was filmed in the real museum - everything's in the wrong place. (08 Apr 2015,14:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What's your favourite bit of New York?" "Edible cookie dough in a cup" "Frozen yogurt you create yourself" (08 Apr 2015,00:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay No offence, but that brownie tasted better than the ones you make. (06 Apr 2015,17:23) |
| #thingsnewyorkerssay "How much is this?" "It's $10" "Ok I'll buy it" "Sure, that'll be $10.88" (05 Apr 2015,17:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay At home, people can drink. Here, people can drink and own guns. That scares me. (05 Apr 2015,12:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does that sign mean "Don't drop butts on the ground"? Like, you can't sit down grumpily? (04 Apr 2015,18:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do you work out who's won a pillow fight? (04 Apr 2015,17:21) |
| #thingsamumthinks I've just let my girls go off with my credit card in a city that just swipes cards without needing a pin. (04 Apr 2015,00:06) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Stealing each other's phone for a frape would probably be considered worse than adultery. (03 Apr 2015,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I feel under so much pressure to make sure I "Have A Good Day" after been told so many times. (02 Apr 2015,22:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oo, a comic book store. Can I get a Beano? (02 Apr 2015,17:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I get a Dunkin Donut, do I have to dunk it? I don't want to dunk it. (02 Apr 2015,17:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Every wait staff wants a tip? I'll give them a tip: Stop being so enthusiastic! (02 Apr 2015,02:53) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Nothing can prepare you for meeting the Cookie Monster with his head off in the gents in Toys R Us. (31 Mar 2015,21:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They need to modernise the Statue of Liberty to give her a duck-face. (31 Mar 2015,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is baseball basically rounders? (31 Mar 2015,00:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I knew they spelt color wrong, but favorite, flavor and center too? That's messed up. (31 Mar 2015,00:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Was the city Philadelphia named after the soft cheese, or the cheese named after the city? (29 Mar 2015,23:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got space for 1096 photos on my camera. Will that be enough? (29 Mar 2015,23:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we finally get round to making these One Direction cupcakes, what will we do with the Zayn one? (28 Mar 2015,08:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wrote a postcard to you while I was away but didn't post it. Can I put it in the postbox now? (27 Mar 2015,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like lists. Lists make me happy. Especially if they're colour-coded. (26 Mar 2015,08:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One of the Beatles is still alive?! Two of them are?! (25 Mar 2015,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For planes to stop, do they need a parachute? (24 Mar 2015,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, Angelina Jolie will be your hysterectomy bae. Does she have the same dodgy gene as you? (24 Mar 2015,07:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay On a scale of "couldn't care less" to "cry my eyes out", how much will you miss me while I'm away? (23 Mar 2015,17:18) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays YOU made me listen to an entire Meghan Trainor album. I'm just getting revenge. (22 Mar 2015,18:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm good at Human Battleships. I'm small so I don't get hit often. (21 Mar 2015,10:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy made us watch Police Squad. (21 Mar 2015,09:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I didn't learn anything new in sex ed. There were cartoons of Wrong Things, which the class laughed loudly about. (19 Mar 2015,15:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I understand why we need to do sex ed, but why do we have to learn with the boys and why do we have to learn about boys? (19 Mar 2015,08:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Fix your eyebrows, Dad, they look sarcastic. (18 Mar 2015,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This disposable camera, where's the on button? Where's the screen? Can I open the cardboard to look at the film? (17 Mar 2015,16:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My best friend wants to do a sky-dive when she's older. I'll be the one on the ground, waving. (16 Mar 2015,16:50) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I can cook. I'm perfectly able to read the instructions on a cardboard sleeve. (16 Mar 2015,14:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I find it funny that the Earth is spinning but I don't feel dizzy. (14 Mar 2015,12:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I just farted" "Why are you telling me?!" "So you can sniff it" (13 Mar 2015,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But, mum, you told me magic pens exist, where you talk to it and it changes colour. I've believed you all my life. (13 Mar 2015,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm 11! I'm a prime, a palindrome and the pause button! 🎂 (12 Mar 2015,07:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mother, you're quite ninja. Take that as a compliment. (11 Mar 2015,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay So this is what Yorkie tastes like? It's nothing special. Men can keep it. (09 Mar 2015,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want dinner at Ben & Jerry's. No, I mean Frankie & Benny's. Ooo, a whole dinner at Ben & Jerry's would be so cool! (08 Mar 2015,13:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't expect there to be any biscuits left if you're going to hang around and chat to people. (08 Mar 2015,13:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't ask me what Saturday and Sunday are in German cos I've never had a German lesson on the weekend. (07 Mar 2015,16:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Who wrote 'yogart' on the shopping list?" "I wrote it with my eyes shut, so that's why it's spelt wrong" (07 Mar 2015,09:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's my due date birthday! Happy due date to me, happy due date to me... [I didn't realise she knew the date she was due.] (06 Mar 2015,18:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I've ordered a Wonder Woman outfit for a charity event. Her: No! Oh please no! You'll find a reason to wear it again! (03 Mar 2015,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "You're lucky I've got a good reputation with teachers at secondary school" "I'll just tell them I'm the clever sister" (02 Mar 2015,17:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For my birthday, can you buy me a guardian angel? (01 Mar 2015,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Wouldn't it be funny if someone's eyebrows were so bushy that they had to use shampoo and conditioner? (28 Feb 2015,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't believe it's true, therefore it's not. (28 Feb 2015,10:44) |
| RT @Jennifer_Ewart: #thingsmymumdreamsisay "When you drive, do you think in English?" Honestly!!! (27 Feb 2015,18:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The treadmill is the most fun machine that's ever been invented! I only walked on it - I'm never gonna run in public. (26 Feb 2015,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's exactly two weeks to my birthday. Can I definitely get excited now? (26 Feb 2015,08:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I watch the weather I imagine the weather front is a huge line of bunting travelling across the country. (25 Feb 2015,08:17) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: Do you have the hiccups? Him: No, I had them once, now I have immunity. (24 Feb 2015,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hummingbird cake? Cake made of birds? Oh, it's banana and pineapple. It'd taste better if it really was made from birds. (23 Feb 2015,16:24) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I like you, which is good because it makes being married to you easier. (21 Feb 2015,08:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I win the lottery, I wouldn't be a millionaire for long because of houses, shoes, bags, clothes and cars. (21 Feb 2015,07:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My star sign is pixies. P-I-S-C-E-S spells pixies. (19 Feb 2015,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To her sister: Would you rather die or eat a banana? (18 Feb 2015,13:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When they make a protractor, how do they know what the correct angle is, without using another protractor? (17 Feb 2015,15:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I give up chocolate for lent, expect for the week around my birthday? (17 Feb 2015,09:38) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I thought Jupiter was falling down. It was just a helicopter. (15 Feb 2015,22:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Why are you clapping? Her: I'm high fiving myself. (15 Feb 2015,09:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you know my new favourite word is 'lunge'? It's a really good word. (12 Feb 2015,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'd hate my friends if they did to me what George did to Lennie in Of Mice And Men [Shot him in the back of head] (12 Feb 2015,17:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Nah, the start of Sound of Music when she's on the hill singing, that's definitely green screen. (11 Feb 2015,16:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The queen has two birthdays?! I want two birthdays! (10 Feb 2015,17:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me and my sister have been playing the smelly challenge. (09 Feb 2015,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Dad, if I hug you now, you have to promise to ignore me if I bump into you when I'm with my friends later. (09 Feb 2015,15:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I take my phone to the cinema in case I get lost? (07 Feb 2015,09:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... If you're not in a relationship, Valentine's day is pointless. (05 Feb 2015,08:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why is there Valentine's day? If you're married or in a relationship, every day should be special... (05 Feb 2015,08:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I would have had the vegetarian option if it had chicken in it. (04 Feb 2015,12:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In politics, why are they called parties? They don't look like they'd have fun. (03 Feb 2015,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We didn't do dance in PE today. We did "astronaut training" instead. (03 Feb 2015,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Name the seven dwarfs: Doc, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Dad (02 Feb 2015,16:07) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Someone has suggested the two departments at work undergo, don't snigger, 'penetration' tests. I said don't snigger. (31 Jan 2015,08:49) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Man flu is very serious (28 Jan 2015,15:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My teacher is in limbo about One Direction - I don't know yet if she loves them or hates them. (27 Jan 2015,16:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no such thing as "guests first" when it comes to puddings. Not in this house. (26 Jan 2015,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I leave home I'm never coming back. Unless I need food or money. (26 Jan 2015,15:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are some bras padded? Is it in case you get punched and it won't hurt? (24 Jan 2015,13:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I go to the ISS, I'd go in Jan so I had my birthday in space, get back for summer holidays and be home for Christmas. (23 Jan 2015,17:29) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays It makes it funnier when I explain why my jokes are funny, doesn't it? It makes you laugh and appreciate me more. (23 Jan 2015,12:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You have my undefying love (22 Jan 2015,16:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the football teams change ends at half time, do the fans move seats too? (21 Jan 2015,07:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mummy! You can't cheat at cheating while playing cheat! (20 Jan 2015,17:31) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays She's the one having a conversation with someone who wasn't there. I was merely talking to myself - that's not madness. (19 Jan 2015,18:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Now before you look at the meringues I made, I want to explain why they look like they do. (19 Jan 2015,18:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We've got loads of vinegars cos of my catering GCSE. Next we'll have "Moroccan underground rock" vinegar. (18 Jan 2015,13:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How does a drummer know which drums to hit in which order? (18 Jan 2015,12:35) |
| #thingsalecturersays We're not interested in reporting truth, we're only interested in reporting good. (14 Jan 2015,15:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I got a carpet burn on my chin by dragging my face across your duvet to push myself up. Like a T-rex waking up. (10 Jan 2015,11:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Can you ever see your own eyeballs? Me: What, like in a mirror? Her: No, that's just a reflection (10 Jan 2015,11:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why can't we get paid for going to school? (09 Jan 2015,15:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, would you like one of my chocolates? As long as you have the coffee, hazelnut or fruit & nut. (08 Jan 2015,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The person who decided how to spell calm and lasagne, they have proper problems. (05 Jan 2015,16:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Don't start biting your nails, it's hard to stop. I know from first hand. And from second hand! (04 Jan 2015,09:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That song is just about people and birds. Apart from the gold rings. (04 Jan 2015,09:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to say yo at the end everything I say, yo! (04 Jan 2015,09:50) |
| #thingsitellmyhusband We're not going to Bovington Tank Museum for Valentine's. (03 Jan 2015,17:13) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I have two degrees and I'm having trouble understanding our phone bill (02 Jan 2015,20:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My resolution last year was to stay tidy. This year it's to stay tidy most of the time. It'll be easier to keep. (01 Jan 2015,11:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, take a photo of me cos I look beautiful. Dad, get out of the way (31 Dec 2014,15:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You have to join in with the audience participation at the panto Her: Oh no I don't! (29 Dec 2014,11:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've worked out a new stretch - I've called it "bum up, elbows down" (28 Dec 2014,12:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I need to use my own mirror. I can't change my earrings using your mirror. (27 Dec 2014,19:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today is the best day ever. Cousins, snow, Christmas, food, presents. All I need now is One Direction. (27 Dec 2014,11:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How will you know if I'm smiling at your funeral? (27 Dec 2014,08:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm having "This girl is on fire" for my funeral. My funeral is going to be the best! No-one can laugh, even at the songs. (27 Dec 2014,07:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Risk of snow"? Since when is snow a risk?! (26 Dec 2014,09:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't mind being short. It means I can wear kids clothes all my life, like unicorn t-shirts. (25 Dec 2014,14:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When can we start hitting each other? (24 Dec 2014,13:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In leap years you have to wait an extra day for Christmas (24 Dec 2014,09:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is porridge healthy, you know, before Mum does what she does to it? (24 Dec 2014,09:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have such a dilemma - what hair shall I have on Christmas Day to be able to wear a Christmas paper hat?! (23 Dec 2014,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay One day, 15 hours and 24 minutes and 30 seconds till Christmas! (23 Dec 2014,08:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: I have swag. Other her: You have none. Her: Do you want a swag-off? (22 Dec 2014,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: There's no such thing as pineapple berries. Other her: How do you know? (21 Dec 2014,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like this cake. Would you like it? I've licked all the topping off... (19 Dec 2014,13:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Yay! A box of Maltesers! Now we can play Malteser games on Christmas Day. (19 Dec 2014,13:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I opened my present early cos, you know, it's 6 days to Christmas, in case I haven't told you yet today. (19 Dec 2014,13:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay T-rex is the dinosaur that can't do the Macarena. (19 Dec 2014,13:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite part of French lessons is when we say au revoir to the teacher at the end, because the lesson's finished. (19 Dec 2014,13:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A 41 year old isn't allowed to dance to All About That Bass (19 Dec 2014,13:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's no donkey on our tree. That's unacceptable! (19 Dec 2014,13:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Love and joy and cheese? Oh, "cheers" (19 Dec 2014,13:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A German person came into our classroom and they sounded just like Google Translate. (19 Dec 2014,13:02) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do we actually have toes? We're not climbing trees anymore. Perhaps it's to make babies feet cute. (17 Dec 2014,07:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I pull my wobbly tooth out on Christmas Eve, will I get money from the tooth fairy AND Santa? (15 Dec 2014,18:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That Christmas card to my sister says she's special. It doesn't say what kind of 'special'. (14 Dec 2014,09:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you put my hair in a plait so it looks like I have a French plait when I wear a bike helmet? (13 Dec 2014,11:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My teacher has told me to rest my voice and not speak before tonight's performance. [Thank you, Miss Jones!!] (11 Dec 2014,16:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Have you still got the plaster on your knee? Her: No, I just want to walk weird (11 Dec 2014,07:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want a star named after me, as well as my village of people to bow down to me. (10 Dec 2014,18:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mummy, help me! Daddy's playing his music! (09 Dec 2014,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Everyone loves me. And those who don't should be burnt. (07 Dec 2014,13:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I wrap up my sister and put her under the tree until Christmas? (07 Dec 2014,09:03) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays This war film starring George Clooney and Matt Damon - maybe we're watching it through different eyes... (06 Dec 2014,20:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay White chocolate IS real chocolate! (05 Dec 2014,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The moon looks bright tonight. Is it in HD? (29 Nov 2014,18:06) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I can't believe that the person with the worst ocd in this house is suggesting opening advent calendars backwards. (27 Nov 2014,18:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You said I can't sing Christmas songs yet, so I'm gonna hum them all instead, all the time! (27 Nov 2014,16:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Do you promise? Her: Yeah. Me: Really promise? Her: Yes. Me: Pinky promise? Her: I'm not going that far! (25 Nov 2014,19:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm practising my yes-no head (25 Nov 2014,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I thought S Club 7 had five members. Do all their names start with S? (25 Nov 2014,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My cold is so bad that I managed to stay in Lush for more than 3 minutes. (22 Nov 2014,17:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did Charlotte Bronte write Charlotte's Web? (17 Nov 2014,17:36) |
| #thingsaschoolmumsays to her child: You don't say pro-BAB-ly. It's proberly. There's no bab. (17 Nov 2014,15:31) |
| #thingsitellmyhusband Diet coke doesn't count as one of your five a day, even if it contains vegetable extract. (17 Nov 2014,13:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay An ostrich is like a giraffe that's mixed with a bird (15 Nov 2014,18:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When are you allowed to start watching Christmas films? (12 Nov 2014,08:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the second film is a sequel, is the third film a threquel? (11 Nov 2014,18:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would you call Movember if it was done in December? (11 Nov 2014,18:42) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays It's "Eris" not "Aries" (10 Nov 2014,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love you to Pluto and back. No, I love you to Aries and back because it's another dwarf planet and it's further away. (10 Nov 2014,15:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the word 'onomatopoeia' was spelt with ph in it, it would have been in my spelling test on ph words this week. (08 Nov 2014,14:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I'm going to invite my friends to our New Years Eve party, you're going to have to tell me what date it's on. (07 Nov 2014,15:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going on a silent protest until the power cut is fixed and I get WiFi again. (And she did, for half an hour) (07 Nov 2014,12:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you want to practise taking firework photos by taking photos of me? I can pretend to be a firework by moving (05 Nov 2014,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do posh people eat pizza? Like, how does the Queen eat Dominos? (05 Nov 2014,17:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, I'll play catch with my balloon with you if you put your penknife back in your pocket. (03 Nov 2014,17:58) |
| #thingsmyfamilysays Her: Can we have lunch on the middle of the roundabout one day? Him: Yeah ok (01 Nov 2014,15:33) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays The name William has two and a half syllables. I mean on average it has two and a half syllables. (30 Oct 2014,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: Are we going out today? Me: No Her: So I can wear random weird stuff? (29 Oct 2014,10:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ... Or the station should be called "I don't know". Imagine the conversation: "Where are you getting off?" "I don't know" (26 Oct 2014,20:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why's the new station called Oxford Parkway? It should be something fun like "Unicorn Stop"... (26 Oct 2014,20:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The only time my sister runs is when the toaster pops. (26 Oct 2014,09:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is my favourite clock change. I get to stay up late AND lie in. (25 Oct 2014,18:13) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays The lump on your arm after your flu jab is either harmless or fatal. Time will tell. (25 Oct 2014,14:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I just nod every five seconds to pretend I'm listening (25 Oct 2014,14:24) |
| #thingsmyworkmatesays You know you need your eyes tested when you can no longer read the tattoos on the drummers chest. (20 Oct 2014,16:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've just seen my first ever roadkill. I'm going to pretend it was a dirty old jumper instead. (19 Oct 2014,16:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: How excited are you out of 10? Her: 11! Me: Just 11? Her: You didn't let me finish... 11 thousand!! (18 Oct 2014,20:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Birthdays are amazing, you get presents for being alive another year. Anniversaries are well done for not getting divorced (17 Oct 2014,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My friend wants to be an architecture when she grows up. (17 Oct 2014,17:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, it's so funny that you've made a Viking costume out of the clothes you already have. Shows which era you come from. (15 Oct 2014,16:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The best thing about looking for my new house would be looking around other people's houses. (15 Oct 2014,08:10) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I tidied up. I'd like a medal. (12 Oct 2014,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'll never give up halfway through a pudding. My school teaches me to persevere. (12 Oct 2014,16:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Get on the back of the train, it makes the ride last longer #legoland (10 Oct 2014,13:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm gonna win in the cookie category, cos people can't add stuff, you know like fairy lights, to cookies. (06 Oct 2014,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Eat the banana cake as quick as possible so it doesn't infect the area with banana juices. (06 Oct 2014,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are you excited for Christmas Mum? [No! Too early in the year, too early in the day!] (01 Oct 2014,07:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's what we do in our house. We mess with people's OCD, get shouted at, then fix it. (29 Sep 2014,18:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: I'm thinking about doing a Further Maths A-level. Her: At least wait until I'm doing A-levels so I can copy you. (22 Sep 2014,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I practise a hairstyle on you? Scream if it hurts (19 Sep 2014,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I thought real hearts were heart shaped (18 Sep 2014,16:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not going to play your stupid 'hide the pineapple' game. And it's NOT called Kevin. (16 Sep 2014,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The hat you wear to my wedding can't be any bigger than 5cm from each side of your head. (16 Sep 2014,08:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm more scared of little dogs. See, dad's old and just sits there, but little people like my cousins are all jumpy. (14 Sep 2014,14:55) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I got rid of a spider for you. It wasn't that big but it was hairy. Boris Johnson hairy. (13 Sep 2014,09:16) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Google something for me: can slugs split in two and survive? (11 Sep 2014,19:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: What did you eat at the restaurant last night? Me: Duck. Her: They brought a real live duck to your table?! (11 Sep 2014,08:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My Greek friend isn't very English fluent. (08 Sep 2014,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I could babysit my sister. I'll just say "Brush your teeth or I'll claw your eyes out". (08 Sep 2014,16:04) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays That accent isn't Welsh - it's somewhere between Liverpool and stupid. (07 Sep 2014,20:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's scientifically proven that your brain only works for 20 to 30 minutes at a time. (03 Sep 2014,09:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is Mummy sleepy cos Normal Mummy wouldn't approve. Perhaps she's been adopted by aliens. (31 Aug 2014,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I only hit her when she's annoying (30 Aug 2014,10:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Santa's dead?! (25 Aug 2014,07:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm taller when I hold my breath (22 Aug 2014,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've got up early so I can text my friend for an hour before we've arranged to meet up (22 Aug 2014,10:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I cheer when my name is mentioned at Granny's funeral? (18 Aug 2014,17:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Feel my scab. Go on, feel it (16 Aug 2014,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The words 'fun' and 'run' shouldn't appear in the same sentence (15 Aug 2014,21:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I know how Stonehenge was made - the dinosaurs used rocks to make play houses (15 Aug 2014,21:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My other favourite type of wall is when you throw stones at wet cement. (15 Aug 2014,21:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If facebook was a person, I'd be in the same school year as facebook (11 Aug 2014,17:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did you know Glastonbury isn't actually in Glastonbury? (11 Aug 2014,15:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Start packing clothes you don't mind getting dirty for camp. Her: Can I look through my sister's wardrobe? (10 Aug 2014,13:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 'Pyjama clothes' are clothes that aren't too indecent but are really comfy (07 Aug 2014,17:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I swear they make you have a photo at age 11 on your oyster card to embarrass you during puberty (01 Aug 2014,08:00) |
| #thingsItellmygirls Are you two singing or arguing? (01 Aug 2014,07:57) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Personality is nine-tenths of the pull. (01 Aug 2014,07:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How will clouds be made now that the Didcot power station cloud makers have been blown up? (27 Jul 2014,18:55) |
| #thingsmygirlsargueabout Who gets to choose the song to dance to (26 Jul 2014,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlsargueabout How to put a lid back on a box (26 Jul 2014,16:55) |
| #thingsmygirlsargueabout How many times she sneezed (26 Jul 2014,16:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Sometimes I get the urge to poke people in the cheek. Don't worry, I don't do it. (23 Jul 2014,12:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You can't blow up the microwave in the holidays. Her: You're not supposed to destroy a child's dream (18 Jul 2014,17:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Fly, get out of my personal space. You're popping my bubble. (17 Jul 2014,17:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is this film Disney? But it doesn't have a princess in it. (15 Jul 2014,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I want to go and play on our really fast broadband but I can't be bothered to get up. First world problems. (15 Jul 2014,16:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do I look beautiful for the party? (*whispers* There's only one correct answer.) How about my eyeballs? Are they pretty? (11 Jul 2014,18:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If they discuss the first half during half time, when do they discuss the second half? (05 Jul 2014,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do unripe blackberries taste like raspberries, cos that's what they look like? (05 Jul 2014,12:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I remember how to get to that park - you turn left at the postman (05 Jul 2014,12:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay A year 6 went past me at school and said "they're all so tall". And I was all "eeeeee" inside, someone thinks I'm tall!! (03 Jul 2014,17:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to big school tomorrow! (03 Jul 2014,07:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Our science lessons are dangerous because our classroom has fire, chemicals and idiots. (30 Jun 2014,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Did they stick that pole through the hog roast while the pig was still alive? (28 Jun 2014,19:16) |
| #thingsmyozfriendsays We were planning to go punting but the weather was being very English (28 Jun 2014,09:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Talking about a friend's family) Her brother is 20 and her dad is ... well, dad age. (27 Jun 2014,18:03) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Your sentiment was somewhere between disapproval and divorce (25 Jun 2014,22:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you give birth to twins, how long do you get to memorize what the first looks like before the second is born? (25 Jun 2014,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is 'ripper' the Australian for 'jolly spiff'? (20 Jun 2014,17:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is 'sleazy' one of the seven dwarves? (19 Jun 2014,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there was a competition for "School most covered in bunting" ours would win. (19 Jun 2014,17:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you get married you get another set of parents? That's so cool! (12 Jun 2014,17:26) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Oxford Uni students get to wear those cape things when they have exams? What, like superheroes? (11 Jun 2014,10:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why do we have a tongue? Stop laughing! Seriously. Tell me! (09 Jun 2014,18:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You drug our food, that's why you tweet more at dinner. (04 Jun 2014,17:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay People over 60 can't be 'adult'. When you get over 60 you become an 'old person'. (04 Jun 2014,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really want to play with fire during the summer holidays (03 Jun 2014,17:22) |
| #thingsmyneicesays I can behave. Only if I have to. (29 May 2014,16:44) |
| #thingsmyneicesays (whispered) I'm so hungry. If you don't give me food I'll scream. (29 May 2014,16:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mr Tickle would be able to take great selfies with his long arms. Oo, there should be a Mr Selfie. (28 May 2014,22:25) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If you introduce my wife to CandyCrush, I'll encourage your 9 month old to start walking. (28 May 2014,22:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I was a waitress I would use a different accent at each table (27 May 2014,17:44) |
| #thingsmybrotherinlawsays My wife's 'book club' is more like 'beer-fest'. (25 May 2014,17:42) |
| #thingsmysisterinlawsays The best thing to dunk in tea is a Cadbury's creme egg (25 May 2014,07:36) |
| #thingsmyneicesays You take over pushing my brother so I can scare him. (24 May 2014,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Rape seed is an obnoxious colour. It's all like "oo, look at me" (24 May 2014,08:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is this lodge made of real wood? But wood isn't waterproof (24 May 2014,08:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This pine cone smells of air freshener. (22 May 2014,16:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I must remember to be nice to my sister... in every language (22 May 2014,08:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't make me eat the spider!! (21 May 2014,15:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I ask two questions, well, three including this one? (21 May 2014,15:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The Queen is like a headteacher to politicians, the only one who can tell them off if they're naughty. That's all she does (16 May 2014,17:46) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays It's not me being OCD, I'm just making sure you've done it right. (15 May 2014,22:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy's so boring - he doesn't like ice skating or swimming or Disney. He only likes stuff he can win at. (14 May 2014,12:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you buy me a tiny baby hedgehog for my unbirthday? (12 May 2014,15:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do Australians sing "I'm dreaming of a bright and sunny Christmas"? (12 May 2014,15:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Risk is the best game ever! Can we play Monopoly now? (11 May 2014,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can we never play Risk ever again? Ever (11 May 2014,15:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: What's that noise? Her: I'm just whacking the door against my foot (08 May 2014,15:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have the luckiest mirror ever - it gets to see me every day. (06 May 2014,17:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can you buy me a hoody with a hood? (05 May 2014,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wish my sister would fall over and hurt herself so she'd stop talking. (05 May 2014,17:59) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays There's no such thing as a stealth Morris Dancer. (05 May 2014,17:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I physically can't watch rugby. I have to shout "why are you letting him do that to you?" (05 May 2014,17:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I tell my sister the same thing over and over I can make her believe anything. (03 May 2014,13:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Nail varnish is cool: it goes on as a liquid and turns into a solid on your nail! It's pretty snazzy (03 May 2014,13:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's jousting this weekend?! Can we do jousting or is it just something to watch? (03 May 2014,09:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I got 99 percent out of 100 (02 May 2014,16:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You're older than 'Friends'?! *snigger (*29 Apr 2014,18:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you don't know which cardigan is yours after PE, just sniff them and yours is the one that doesn't smell funny (28 Apr 2014,15:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That daddy-long-legs has long legs. What would it be called if it was a mummy? (24 Apr 2014,08:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why do people like flowers? They're just gonna die" "So are you" (23 Apr 2014,18:11) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You can't open that parcel just by waving scissors at it (22 Apr 2014,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't go to the toilet during Cluedo (20 Apr 2014,15:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Eating a kit-kat wrong, in front of my face, is child abuse. (19 Apr 2014,17:59) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I was too young watching Dukes of Hazard: I was more interested in the cars than Daisy Duke. (18 Apr 2014,18:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If your hand doesn't hurt after a high five, you're doing it wrong (17 Apr 2014,17:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What does inquisitive mean? (15 Apr 2014,18:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I sleep through the next two days to get to my birthday quicker? (15 Apr 2014,11:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay She said "enter your PIN number". That's wrong- you shouldn't say number after Personal Identification Number. (15 Apr 2014,11:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have two ideas - one is reasonable and the other is unreasonable - which do you want first? (12 Apr 2014,18:06) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I don't have a hangover, I have a tired-over (12 Apr 2014,18:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Sleepovers are better when you sleep cos you wake up happy (10 Apr 2014,08:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you had a third baby girl, would you want her to be born on Back To The Future day in October 2015? (08 Apr 2014,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can't call him a ratbag - me and my sister are the only ratbags you know (07 Apr 2014,17:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't want to be a teenager - I don't want long lie-ins (07 Apr 2014,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm ALWAYS ready to meet the Queen (06 Apr 2014,09:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is a ferret a small bear? (05 Apr 2014,18:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I could pick the capital cities, I'd make New York and Sydney the capitals (05 Apr 2014,17:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Eighteen year olds are adults - they can't be teenagers (05 Apr 2014,10:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How many foreign countries have I been to? Do Jersey and the Isle of Wight count? (02 Apr 2014,18:03) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you die, if we can't get your rings off, can we chop your fingers off? (31 Mar 2014,18:17) |
| #thingsitellmygirls Please stop putting your foot on your sister's head (28 Mar 2014,18:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why did she say we look alike? We don't - you wear glasses (27 Mar 2014,16:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Hide-and-seek-in-the-dark is the scariest game ever (26 Mar 2014,19:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Pump up the jam"?! Why jam? (26 Mar 2014,19:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If the tooth fairy can't find a shiny coin, she could glue glitter to an old coin. (23 Mar 2014,08:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay They stick the needle in your muscle to make it hurt more (20 Mar 2014,07:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I feel really ill, I can't stand up, *cough* #injectionday (20 Mar 2014,07:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is this cabbage? Never feed me cabbage again (19 Mar 2014,17:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Bins can't eat you (18 Mar 2014,16:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I love helium (12 Mar 2014,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay This is how you gouge someone's eyes out: In, hook, pull (with hand actions) (12 Mar 2014,18:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay For my driving lesson birthday party, can we wear helmets in the cars? I'm rather worried about my strange friends. (10 Mar 2014,17:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have to sneeze a number of times in the Fibonacci sequence. If I get to four, I have to fake a fifth. (10 Mar 2014,17:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm on it like Gromit (07 Mar 2014,15:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I say something silly, I have to make sure I say lots so you can't tweet it. (04 Mar 2014,08:46) |
| #thingsitellmygirls You can't give up vegetables for lent (04 Mar 2014,08:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In music, I'm learning the blues scale - it includes B b and C hashtag. (I hope she means flats and sharps) (04 Mar 2014,07:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I get Daddy's credit card, I'm going all out in a technology shop, then a shoes and bags shop. (02 Mar 2014,17:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay The only reason to get married is to have someone reach high shelves, pay for things and open jars. (01 Mar 2014,17:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've never seen a windmill - I don't like hills (01 Mar 2014,13:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay ”We saw a field mouse today" ”Did you squish it?" (01 Mar 2014,13:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "My fashion sense has changed over 12 years" "You used to wear baby-grows, you now wear onesies" (28 Feb 2014,17:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Your duckface looks like a crocodile with mouth problems. (27 Feb 2014,17:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Her: it's funny that Dad's on a course this week. Me: shall I go on a course? Her: you don't need to, you know everything (26 Feb 2014,18:17) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I need to get that past the Domestic Firewall (i.e. Me) (26 Feb 2014,18:15) |
| #thingsmyneicesays When I grow up, can I be allergic to peanuts like my sister? (23 Feb 2014,13:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've not lost it, I just don't know where it is (23 Feb 2014,13:46) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I didn't say it was hilarious, I said it was a pun (21 Feb 2014,15:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm speaking Ginglish; both German and English in the same sentence. (20 Feb 2014,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay We went to Costa with Dad yesterday. He's easy to wrap round our little finger. Mum never lets us get away with anything. (20 Feb 2014,09:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm Mummy's minion, not Daddy's minion, cos it sounds better (19 Feb 2014,17:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Booby trap *snigger* (both of them) (11 Feb 2014,16:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like my friendship group, we don't judge each other. (11 Feb 2014,07:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I really want a friend called Tallulah (10 Feb 2014,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like Michael Gove (08 Feb 2014,11:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's really bright today. It feels really summery. Or really springery. (08 Feb 2014,11:13) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Did you just fart while we were hugging? (Not me!!) (05 Feb 2014,07:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I see a photo of One Direction I always check if they're in my order of favourites. Haven't found a correct one yet. (05 Feb 2014,07:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: While you've been out, I've spent the hour singing loudly and dancing. Her: Did you make sure the curtains were shut? (04 Feb 2014,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do you add more sprinkles to your unicorn? (30 Jan 2014,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: why didn't you ask Dad? Her: because...well, it's Dad (29 Jan 2014,19:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I wanna be proposed to in a lab" "If I was proposed to in the morning I'd think it's a joke as I'm not good at mornings" (23 Jan 2014,18:04) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I know you're celebrating AAMilne's birthday with a hunny sandwich, but do any pooh characters eat curry? (18 Jan 2014,10:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: You are the least gangsta person I know! Her: I can be gangsta if I want (17 Jan 2014,18:11) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Today is the first day that I've finished a word ladder puzzle without making up words. (14 Jan 2014,18:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You know we make banoffee pie with caramel, right? It should be called baramel pie. (11 Jan 2014,12:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do you want me to microwave this for one minute on high, or on high for one minute? (11 Jan 2014,12:42) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Let's do a treasure hunt: "To find me, go where you pee", "Follow the clue, go to the loo" #funday (11 Jan 2014,09:10) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: do you EVER do anything to help other people? Him: yes, I point out when they're wrong (07 Jan 2014,19:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "What new skill would you like to learn?" "Moving things with my mind" (05 Jan 2014,18:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop being so embarrassing. I DO know the ChildLine number! (04 Jan 2014,10:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why do we have eyebrows?" "To keep above our eyes warm" (03 Jan 2014,17:38) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It could also be called leackfast (01 Jan 2014,11:10) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays It doesn't matter what you wear this evening, dear. If Jen's going out in that, no-one will be looking at you... (31 Dec 2013,19:14) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Put on your rainbow smiley face. Or your unicorn face. Whichever suits your face. (31 Dec 2013,13:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Can I hug the tree before we take it down? (30 Dec 2013,19:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To sis "They got you from eBay, didn't they tell you?" "You're just jealous, I was picked on eBay, you came from a raffle" (30 Dec 2013,13:32) |
| #thingsmyneicesays Carrots make me glow in the dark (28 Dec 2013,18:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Why is there ribbon on your bedroom door?" "Because the ribbon is happy" (26 Dec 2013,19:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not posh, I'm just well-spoken (25 Dec 2013,13:47) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I wouldn't invite a random snowman into my house (24 Dec 2013,13:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm not cheating, I'm making up my own rules. (20 Dec 2013,17:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What do you make with an ice-cream maker? (19 Dec 2013,19:03) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I don't want a death-bed; I want a death-helicopter. (18 Dec 2013,17:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Fire isn't a living thing?! But it moves and spreads (13 Dec 2013,18:23) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays You go upstairs first, so I can turn off the tree lights so it doesn't upset you. You can pretend they're always on. (10 Dec 2013,22:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Handing her guitar to her sister) Good luck finding all the notes (09 Dec 2013,18:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If they played rugby on carpet they'd get carpet burns. (01 Dec 2013,08:39) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've tried playing cluedo by myself. It's hard. (30 Nov 2013,14:40) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy is my 8th favourite boy; cousin, uncle, then all the five members of One Direction, then daddy (29 Nov 2013,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "When was the Mary Rose lifted?" "Mid-80s". Whispers to sis: "Would she have seen it? Was there TV in the 80s?" (20 Nov 2013,13:04) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You either love it or hate it. Like marmalade. #soclose (09 Nov 2013,12:34) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Have you brushed your hair today? Her: yes, briefly (09 Nov 2013,12:29) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm careful with my tongue at dinner (07 Nov 2013,17:59) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If you get a cat, I'll turn it into a suicide cat. This house isn't a democracy. (27 Oct 2013,12:21) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm a love heart gangster http://t.co/pS7mu2qpUP (27 Oct 2013,12:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Rice Krispies - they really do snap, pop and crackle #soclose (26 Oct 2013,21:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why are those cat's eyes so bright? Can they light up by themselves? (26 Oct 2013,17:59) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Me: Did you use a spirit level? Him: Kind of... (23 Oct 2013,19:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I've looked through the Argos catalogue - it's now officially Christmas. (23 Oct 2013,19:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I was a Blue Bander today. Except there weren't any blue bands left, so my band was green. (23 Oct 2013,19:05) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You can pick your nose easier with longer nails. (18 Oct 2013,17:36) |
| #thingsmygirlssay There's two Miss Ellis at school. One of them needs to get married as it's confusing. They look different, so it's ok. (15 Oct 2013,08:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Is Dolly Parton the one with the big ... lips? (12 Oct 2013,16:50) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm just saying. Translation: I'm just trying to get my sister in trouble. (12 Oct 2013,09:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, you need a onesie to join us in our family breakfast onesie party. (12 Oct 2013,08:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When you learn to drive you should practice with Mario Kart; it teaches you not to crash into cows, fences or penguins. (02 Oct 2013,16:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What will grow if I plant this seed I got from inside an apple? (02 Oct 2013,10:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Never jump during musical statues (01 Oct 2013,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Always look on the good side of life *whistles (*30 Sep 2013,17:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Does it really say blonde person with blue eyes if you look up gullible in the dictionary? (27 Sep 2013,17:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay You've got a Russian and an American in your office?! All you need is someone Irish for the best three accents ever! (27 Sep 2013,10:41) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 1st was 1st, 3rd was 2nd, 5th was 3rd and 2nd was 4th. (Brownie packs at sports day) (24 Sep 2013,20:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Jessica Ennis and Henry VII have the same birthday. (24 Sep 2013,17:25) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do they have McDonalds in America? (24 Sep 2013,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Are French Fries American? (24 Sep 2013,17:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, daddy, do the belly thing! (10 Sep 2013,18:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Your tablet looks better than dad's. His looks goth, yours looks like a happy princess person. (It's just a purple cover!) (10 Sep 2013,07:20) |
| #thingsItellmygirls Fairtrade chocolate has no calories (07 Sep 2013,11:53) |
| #thingsmygirlsday When learning to cycle you have learn wiking (half walking/biking) so you don't hurt when you fall. It's a life lesson. (07 Sep 2013,10:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Were there cinemas when you were 7? (05 Sep 2013,18:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: They look like Gremlins. "Yes they do... even though I have no idea what Gremlins are" (02 Sep 2013,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Stop inviting tall families to lunch. (02 Sep 2013,16:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To her sister: You can be my facebook friend. But not my real friend. (29 Aug 2013,12:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Have you enjoyed your summer holiday? "Yes I love sleeping" (29 Aug 2013,11:56) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Stop winding up your sister. That's my job. (27 Aug 2013,07:09) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Building a hover-chair would be easy. You just glue a chair to a hoverboard. (24 Aug 2013,16:12) |
| #thingsmygirlssay But my sister told me that "a few" meant exactly 7 (24 Aug 2013,08:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Nigel Fredrickson sounds like an old man who lives in a cupboard and only comes out one day a year to buy food. (23 Aug 2013,11:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Y acts as a vowel but it isn't one. Like a man acting as a woman, but isn't a woman. (23 Aug 2013,11:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Like my status or I'll keep poking you. (22 Aug 2013,18:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you're doing a GCSE Physics, you should be banned from watching Looney Tunes (20 Aug 2013,12:18) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays If you're going to take the mickey out of me, at least make sure you're scientifically accurate! (19 Aug 2013,22:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Daddy, come and look at the Lego village we made. But only look. Don't turn it into Boy-land or Tank-ville! (19 Aug 2013,17:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay (Jealous of my new panda onesie) It makes your bum look big (16 Aug 2013,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay In cockney rhyming slang, why does 'burnt cinder' rhyme with 'window'? (13 Aug 2013,18:17) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Watching a sprinter in the athletics: "I love her shoes" (11 Aug 2013,09:18) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: Do you know the phrase 'Pot calling the kettle black'? "That's racist!" (10 Aug 2013,15:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When I grow up I want to be a scientist and cure cancer. After that I'm inventing an invisibility cloak. (02 Aug 2013,12:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay At the breakfast buffet I'm going to have toast, bacon bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon and egg (02 Aug 2013,08:43) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like cold sausages, especially if they've been cooked. (30 Jul 2013,13:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you were a twin, would you keep it a secret and pretend to be in two places at once, or just be normal? (26 Jul 2013,16:56) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm making flags with hama beads but I'm running out of colours. Tell me a flag that has pink and purple. (25 Jul 2013,07:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If Daddy stopped buying diet coke, he could spend all that money on me (24 Jul 2013,15:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Flip-flops should be called slip-slaps cos that's the noise they make, or at least flip-flips as they make the same sound (24 Jul 2013,12:57) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there's a Manchester, there should be a Girlchester (22 Jul 2013,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My hair is sharp at the ends (19 Jul 2013,17:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Took her to see the Kidlington siege police line, told her the news, asked if she had any questions "can I have a lolly?" (09 Jul 2013,15:48) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Describing a teacher: "he doesn't look anything like daddy, cos he's one of a kind" (08 Jul 2013,17:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "I love stickers, they can go everywhere" "but so can sellotape" (08 Jul 2013,17:34) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays Pippa needs a good slap on the arse. (05 Jul 2013,22:35) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What would happen if you put on after-sun before you went out in the sun? (26 Jun 2013,18:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay That's not fair. I want to lick Daddy too. (22 Jun 2013,18:06) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Everyone likes Tom Daley: boys cos he represents UK, girls cos he represents UK and something else... (19 Jun 2013,17:45) |
| #thingsmygirlssay To Daddy: "I love you ... sometimes" (15 Jun 2013,12:23) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Me: what shall we call the spider I caught? "Shakespeare" "Dead" (13 Jun 2013,16:10) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I discovered gravity, I would call it Ewarty (09 Jun 2013,18:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How did you do your homework in primary school before the internet? (09 Jun 2013,17:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My word of the day is quad-treplets. It means four babies. (30 May 2013,13:15) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mo Farah only needs to learn the C and A from YMCA (27 May 2013,13:52) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "all men die in the army" "but all women die in childbirth" (27 May 2013,13:51) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I had leprosy, I wouldn't feel the cut on my knee (27 May 2013,13:49) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Alice Cooper? Who's she? (21 May 2013,21:53) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Do I _have_ to eat all my chips? (15 May 2013,17:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay via text: how do you spell geogrphy? And amrica? (04 May 2013,09:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay It's not a toy. It's a wand. (21 Apr 2013,18:37) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Sharing? What does that mean? (18 Apr 2013,18:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay 'Is his accent from Scotland?' No, Liverpool 'Same thing. Northern' (27 Mar 2013,07:27) |
| #thingsmygirlssay My favourite words are awkward, Venezuela, mozzarella and Mozambique (26 Mar 2013,18:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there was no gravity, we would be born in space. (18 Mar 2013,13:24) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Why would any one want to be hit one more time? (07 Feb 2013,07:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm a racing car waiting to explode like Lady Gadiva (07 Feb 2013,07:21) |
| #thingsmyhusbandsays I'm a modern gentleman, I should be able to make Angel D (29 Jan 2013,20:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Mum, can we play wink murder, just you and me? We can't play with two? What if my teddy joins in? (26 Jan 2013,18:59) |
| #thingsmygirlssay How do posh people say bogies? (25 Dec 2012,15:55) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I'm going to be better than gold (which is higher up the scale than 'good as gold') (07 Nov 2012,16:44) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Doing her German homework making Google translate say 'Ich bin sexy und ich weiss es' (01 Nov 2012,13:52) |
| #thingsamumthinks Why are there toast crumbs at the bottom of a bottle of water? (09 Oct 2012,12:46) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's Tetris? (29 Aug 2012,15:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I don't like this book, it has too many words in it. (25 Aug 2012,19:28) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Where's your rudest mole? (23 Aug 2012,08:58) |
| #thingsmygirlssay When we go on the Eurostar I want a window seat so I can see the fish. (17 Aug 2012,07:31) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If I cross a cow with an elephant would I get a penguin? (31 Jul 2012,14:16) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I would only go on a roller coaster for science. (21 Jul 2012,18:19) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Being able to do the splits would be really handy (17 Jun 2012,18:13) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What colour are the Red Arrows? (10 Jun 2012,09:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay What's a dishwasher for? (10 Jun 2012,09:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I stroked a pregnant cockroach today (24 May 2012,18:20) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If my dad dies we're getting a cat and calling it Dave (13 May 2012,16:01) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Who's Ben Nevis? (22 Mar 2012,18:54) |
| #thingsmygirlssay "Did you just fart?" "No" "Did I?" (14 Mar 2012,18:31) |
| #thingsmyneicesays I'm not being bossy, I'm just telling her what to do (24 Feb 2012,09:00) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If you add -ette to the end of any word it makes it sound cool and snazzy (16 Feb 2012,18:33) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Deaf people can talk with their mouth full (14 Jan 2012,10:30) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I like my furniture to look like fruit (11 Dec 2011,12:32) |
| #thingsmygirlssay If there weren't ages, I'd be the oldest in the family as my birthday is first in the year (08 Dec 2011,17:07) |
| #thingsmygirlssay Baaa. I'm practising my sheep noises. No reason. (25 Nov 2011,07:22) |
| #thingsmygirlssay I have complete control of what my tongue does (18 Nov 2011,15:52) |